The discovery brings him victory, the kind of victory that isn’t the end of a battle but the beginning of a life.

A Creature of the highest quality

who up interlacing their toes

Me whenever someone wants to talk about fertility rates at any time in any context

I thrifted a leopard print bias cut dress today that looks so good I need to be taken on a date Immediately

I hope you are happy. I hope you are safe. I hope you are loved. I hope you are at peace. I hope you have hope. I hope you have food. I hope you are warm. I hope you have a place to stay.

My eyeballs attempted to leave my skull upon reading this

Christopher Reeve visiting Angela Lansbury backstage during the original Broadway production of Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, 1979

First pedi of the season hallelujah and amen

Ladies and gentleman The German Grateful Dead. Absolutely iconic record

Reminders for election season: 1. Don't lead with their lie. Even to rebut it, putting their attack first sets the frame. 2. Stop giving "broken clocks" shine. Validating Rogan or community notes when they’re right 1% of the time just helps them sell the other 99%.

McDonalds drive through guy absolutely dripped out in Free Palestine gear, love to see it

Are people really all that surprised that a woman who wrote a book where a magic hat determines if there's goodness in your heart and how smart you are would eventually get into skull measuring type politics

Helga & Dot, the only two members of the punk co-op who can be sort of trusted around power tools

Wheeeeeeeeee

@eris404.rip and her Kerrygold fixation

I think MTG going against Trump is useful in a “let them fight” sense but if you actually think she is on our side and isn’t still an antisemitic bigot who is aiming to take over the MAGA movement from Trump I don’t trust you as far as I can throw you

Not to victim blame but this balloon does feel like it's asking for trouble

I want to play this so bad holy shit

Blessing your timeline with Paolina, the most fashionable dog in Lisbon

Justin Jones. Your name will be in history books.

Garlic kitten is real but surprise! Will never hurt you

Respectfully, if you’re caping for Dave Chappelle in 2026 you are a hateful cunt or just really stupid. Probably both.

One reason Republicans are banning books and classes on race is because reading even one book about Jim Crow or Reconstruction makes it clear that they are hoping to reinstate segregation.

“Deep for cheap” is: - the lowest-hanging fruit - submarine go splody

"with all due respect" is great because it can be interpreted however you want

When I start by saying “respectfully” know I am doing it while mentally flipping you the bird

Odysseus: GOTTA GET HOME Somehow, also Odysseus: WHEEEEE

"But David, why did covering local government turn you into an anarchist?"

are YOU on data's List? #areyouondataslist

What I'm wearing to the Met Gala

First time with Jane Eyre, and damn it slaps. Miss Charlie B really knew how to turn a phrase.

lighting a candle for bluesky's comms guy, who we can only assume is being locked out of his computer while begging the rest of the team to stop making his job harder

Trying to stay tethered to this reality. Here’s my mantra on a post-it, and my #DateEverything husband number one Hector

Do not let your single grandpa use Claude, he will attempt to make it his wife

if I speak on this I'm going to get banned

My contribution to the Met Gala discourse is that "art is being funded by monstrous elites" is a shocking statement for everyone who has never learned even one single thing about art history

Seeing words from your brain written in your own hand is good and important, actually.

It’s not a movie for everyone but it’s definitely for me

Never remake a great movie. Remake a mediocre movie with a good premise, remake a good one if you’re really confident. Remaking a great movie should not even be done by a great director (Spike Lee keeps trying)

He’s perfect. I cry.

my page is a great place to be if your favorite subject is me and the things i am thinking about

Policing is the armed management of inequality. The only time you'll ever see cops at a labor rally is to break it up.

“Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic” is what they THINK they’re doing

if y'all have a stake in this you'll want to get involved with yr local public library & represent a demand for this type of AI education over free marketing & propaganda for tech billionaires. library execs & city/county officials are as susceptible as school admins to insidious tech pressure here

Kids should be learning that AI output isn’t trustworthy, where it really comes from, and how it’s disrupting our ability to tell what’s real. They shouldn’t be learning that AI will make them more efficient or do their work for them because it can’t. That would be propaganda, not education