Economists hate this one weird trick

This was the matriarch goddess I was raised to know when I was growing up, so when the far right women say “be in your divine feminine”, this is the instruction I am receiving.

If you got on a plane and there was some guy in 1st class going "I don't understand all these knobs and dials, therefore I don't trust the pilot" you wouldn't give him any credence, but that's the way politics in America works because there exists no way to tell a white dude his opinion is nonsense.

I love her I love her I love her

Truly, it gets Better

People who deny the existence of dragons are often eaten by dragons. From within.

I am approximately 120% more cunty when my nails are done

Paul Newman and Robert Redford in a publicity still for The Sting (1973)

We had a lil nail salon date

A lot of Batman is in the lips and he’s got real nice ones

Every pheasant runs like it's frantically saying "shit shit shit" to itself.

Oh the songs I would sing to this baby

A strawberry lemonade snakefriend!

Here he is

Auto-assigning Agnes Crumplebottom as the director of Camp Gibbi Gibbi is a wild choice but alright Sims let’s do this

Welcome to Disability Pride Month, also known as “Abled People Wrinkle Their Noses and Ask Why You’re Proud of THAT” Month, and let’s just handle this now: I am not proud of my disabilities per se. I am proud that ignorance hasn’t ground me into dust yet. I am proud of my fellow disabled people.

Fifteen years. Many houses and pets and tattoos ago. Happy anniversary, @eris404.rip ✨💙✨

I am lucky to have a lot of support in my life but one thing I do not have, and have not had since October, is regular income. I have so many things in progress, and applications out, to try to make ends meet but it's hard as fuck out there and nothing moves fast enough. PP: @StellaSacco CA: #$SACC

Taste The Apple. Bite The Apple.

So he's gonna advocate for all people with depression to get four months off for rehabilitation, right? And he's gonna tell RFK jr to fuck off with his quest to limit the medication that Kean is very clearly taking to be functional?

This is what the moderates got us.

Listening to the Indigo Girls and thinking about my farthest away love and singing my heart out can you hear me

Real glad it’s Therapy Tuesday

Nearly all of the important people in my life (including me!) are trans in some way. It’s beautiful and I wouldn’t change it for the world. Also I’m sad and scared and angry every day that we have to fight to be recognized as real people. Just to survive.

True story: In my twenties I had a very awkward threesome here

dems learn ANYTHING about tech before you screw us all even more, you credulous rubes

This is for me. Specifically.

NOW PAY HER YOU FUCKING PSYCHO

A line that stayed with me from an old hiking book: > The safest place to store water in hot weather is in your body. People have died of dehydration with water still in their canteens. this isn't a metaphor for anything. finish your water bottle.

When you boil it down all the best Star Trek episodes are about solving a mystery or a problem of some kind. Whether scientific or diplomatic, the day is always saved by understanding the truth, not by combat.

Mel Brooks has been around for 40% of the US's existence.

HAPPY PRIDE! FUCK ICE! FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE!

I want Sabrina Carpenter to remake 9 to 5 with Stephanie Beatriz and Quinta Brunson

Thread of alt text absolute bangers right here

Once upon a time this was a single entendre.

We need to adopt as a nation a politics of kindness and empathy and peace. And to do that we do as a nation unfortunately have to put a bunch of specific people in the ground

I want Sabrina Carpenter to remake 9 to 5 with Stephanie Beatriz and Quinta Brunson

This world is just poison now to my brain I hate it

This series is why HP never held any sway over me. I already had Will and Bran! I’m good!

from the geniuses that brought you "do check fraud with video evidence", now comes "just ruin someone's life lol"

One of the greatest pleasures of being Elsewhere is seeing what the local snacks and drinks are like

Gimme them tree trunks

imagine telling a cis woman that wanting to look pretty was a diagnosable condition. that's all autogynephilia is. trans women wanting to see themselves as pretty. and they turned it into a diagnosis used to deny us our womanhood.

Hello my name is Blue and my current food fixation is the Caesar Salad Stuffer from Panera

Every day can be daddies day if you believe

"but Claire then who's the Cordelia" trick question, for there to be a Cordelia in this scenario Lear has to be capable of the human emotion called love so I think we can all see exactly where this extended metaphor runs aground