Intemperate (a cple of beers deep) language aside I stand by this The Farke upside, such as it is, is mostly around squad harmony & wider club management. We all see the tactical problems, the slowness to respond in game, the sometimes strange team selection and general squad management issues #lufc

Farke is a load of shite. We have to move on in the summer. #lufc

Actually, I like the team he's selected!

Refreshing the timeline in anticipation of the weird selectoon decisions Farke has made #lufc

Another away draw #lufc

Longstaff - a Newcastle boy who was undroppable before his injury earlier this season - getting 0 minutes against Sunderland, when the players on the pitch were an unchanged set of players running on fumes following Saturday, is one of Farke’s most infuriating flaws. Utilise the squad, ffs #LUFC

Zero self reflection from Farke there. That was an abysmal set up. He persistently picks his favorite lads, when there are probably more suitable tools for games like this. I mean why do we persist with a defensive midfielder in the forward line in a game like this?

Incredible example to throw in there

There has been ups and downs in our xG and xGA. But as the trendline shows, our xG and xGA have both fallen slowly across the season. However the xG Trendline isn't falling as much as the xGA is This is good. We're adapting to the league positively. #LUFC

Temu Declan Rice? I think not. #LUFC *No idea why Eli Junior Kroupi is here as this was just meant to be MF's

The last saved photo of a celebrity is your therapist.

Whatever you possibly think this could be, it’s even better. All in the delivery.

Genuinely think that only fans is making a living with more integrity than these people

If I could be arsed I would write a long read on my theory that football phone ins directly contributed to the coarsening of our culture by making rage baits and the opinions of morons mainstream

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Farke's Gruev thing is infuriating #lufc

In the last 10 games for #LUFC 7th Most Points 8th Least xG Conceded 6th Most xG created Data from @BeGriffis lovely app , URL below. football-match-reports.streamlit.app Big numbers to say we've played Chelsea, Liverpool, Newcastle & Man Utd in this time.

give harry brook as much booze as he wants

Stalin notorious for making sure you could walk to the shops

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I'm in the 10.4%. I wish we hadn't booked to go, wouldn't book it now, but as we've already forked out for the trip we will still go. I don't feel like we are massively at risk in the places we are visiting. But I resent my visit looking like I approve of the current regime.

Should Leeds sign Jorgen Strand-Larsen seems to be the current question on the lips of #LUFC fans. There is a growing number saying no to this question and that the fee we are likely to pay - Circa £40mil. Is too much. We believe we should sign him. Thread 🧵

I see yer Leeds da has decided JSL is not a good signing. There seems to be an issue with the prices quoted. Newcastle couldn't get him in the summer and ended up paying nearly £50m for Wissa. I think folks need to update their ideas about the cost of strikers. #lufc

Reading this having binged all of the UK seasons in the last few weeks is so funny. Series 1 is *so much* more unpleasant than Series 4. No one has broken down (the closest was Reese, and pretty much everyone comforted him)

BBC News subtitles are on #TheTraitors which adds a real edge

Robert Jenrick: an apology. thecritic.co.uk/fran...

We're not supposed to know what goes on at the bottom of the ocean. I saw this thing that looked like a carrier bag full of eyes holding an umbrella. That's nobody's business

I'll knock your head offff!

Nuts in May on BBC FOUR tonight.

Some important new government policy that Native Americans might be interested in:

I went to a toddler class today and there was a toddler called Keith

Abysmal game management from Farke that.

It's like the bloody fall of Saigon round here.

Tom Cruise was in the area filming one of those Mission Impossible films a couple of years back. He came into Thirsk and bought a pork pie from Harry Lee's butchers. I got a pork pie from Johnson's that day.

Liz Truss is nominally from Yorkshire so should know that Yorkshire Puddings are properly served on their own as a starter (And occasionally a second round with jam as a pudding)

tony blair

Some good Leeds content here from the Athletic. #LUFC youtu.be/Ai3ziW69kis?...

Watch this, it'll knock your head off.

not the kind of behavior I expect from the winner of the fifa peace prize

Leeds fans right now adding 2 + 2 and getting 5. #LUFC

Respectfully disagree with Josey. He got out maneuvered by Emery in an even game and we lost. The same happened v Forest, Dyche out thought him at 1-1. No one is hankering after Sean Dyche at Leeds, but it's not hard to find limited managers with better in game management than Farke. #lufc

My mother saved for years to go to Corfu she didn't get charitable status for it.

I am moving to Dubai because England is so dangerous. www.ft.com/content/9bf6...

Makes his own kimchi and likes the warm sound you only get with vinyl.

This is one thing where honestly we have to return to a kind of vulgar communitarianism. That worldview is a fundamental betrayal of your community.

"leftwing" people who hate taxes should be punted deep underground, you are a waste of space without a single iota of exaggeration

lol.

"Haribo declined to comment" www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...