No, seriously, how is that horrible man the 'web that connects them all'.

People think being disabled is like being on vacation They say “you’re lucky! I wish I didn’t have to work!” Most of us would love to work. We would love to get out of bed. We would love to not be forced into legislated poverty Imagine your worst sick day on repeat forever That’s chronic illness

Online dating in the big 2026. Oi.

I feel like people who don’t agree with Paramounts practices can stop paying for it too

Capaldi as this Brainiac:

DCEU Brainiac.

Hazbin Hotel Season 1 is the worst fucking show I've ever seen in my life oh my fucking god how dare you people give this thing money

Do you think that when they stopped caring about card games they made this place?

Wanting to write comic heroes, to me, means taking it on the chin and accepting that they are a bit fucked up, they are silly characters, and the business is only out to pluck material to galvanize for multimedia projects. It's what it is. I hope I can use my voice for it.

I respect them for doing everything they can to make people so disinterested in Star Wars.

J. G. would write scenes of characters saying 'fuck you i hate you, you sicken me, I can't stand you - this is the flaw your character has' with no intimacy or any shown appreciation between them and people would be like, "Oh wow, that's real friendship".

Superman shakes his tie, "Voila!" It unfolds and becomes his cape. "The tricky part is folding it back into a tie", he muses as he snaps it onto his costume. Jimmy: "Hey, why did you steal Clark's tie like that?"

💜Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves because revenge feels fucking awesome and you're gonna be like "wow, that was really great! let's do more revenge!" so you'll need the 2, it's like pringles: once you pop you can't stop

Tron could easily be an MMO type of game.

“Continue his work…”

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

They're allowed to let Jerry on campuses?

Reading Jack Kirby's Demon. Modern versions of Etrigan don't generally mention that his best friends were a wise-cracking, cigar-chomping ad executive and an Indian U.N. delegate with E.S.P. powers.

Of all the unmitigated gall(bladder)! I'm free of that pain!

I never knew I needed to see Batman get fuckin jumped by 6 dudes like this until now

Betty and Veronica could learn from their Silver Age elders.

This the type of literature we're denied.

This is why Venom is a thing I'd avoid like awkward dinners.

The Atomic Age of sci-fi was Superman's bread and butter. The looming anxiety of what will become of us as seen in far off fantastical worlds. Twilight Zone cautionary tales, a call to act - and Superman heeds the call from a phone box.

this (miss you all)

I love being online where terminally online people can get their fan group to jump down my throat over a silly cartoon movie.

Lego Superman would've been nice.

This will never land in a movie. But I dare to dream.

Superman 3 Or, how I learned to stop worrying and rewrite a strangely poignant redraft that echoes a lot of the Bronze Age of comics.

isn't this basically what they did with Supergirl in the 2000s? /derogatory

It's a gross way to undercut the immigrant allegory and it's so underexplored that it didn't need to throw his folks and his whole race under the bus.

noooooo lol

Absolute Barry Allen is my favorite Barry Allen because he's fucking DEAD. GO BACK IN THE GROUND WHERE YOU BELONG, OLD MAN.

Settled on the idea that Metallo doesn't really need to be a mainstay villain in my SV setting. Jon Corben is basically an investigator who takes jobs to get closer to Lois Lane; feels offended that she rejects him; he works with General Lane to become a Metallo to 'get rid of the competition'.

I'd love to get Bones in to replace Amanda Waller as the default evil government type of the U, I definitely feel like OMACs & Brother Eye could fit if you wanted to play up the "invisible to machines angle"

I don't know why I kept those dating apps on my phone.

If I was given an assignment to write a movie starring Bizarro, I think some eldritch force would take over me and make me more productively fast than I have ever been in my entire life.

Superman 2 could be a way to fix the issues I have with Superman (2025). But I'd rather know if we're getting a Superman that's just focused on the main dude's stuff. And not include 5 other characters who exist to sell more movies.

He's the worst dog in the entire world and I love him. He reminded me very much of my in-law's terrible new dog.

I wonder if there's a gag where 'people looking up at the sky only to get their eyes stabbed by Lois's heels'. If I were her I'd have the heels with the strap or a pair of shoes just in case.

The Gunn Shoots Blanks

Man, fuck cancer.

this show was so nothing, they said they wanted to avoid the "stock" Batman villains but they did it by just turning the c-listers INTO the stock villains without even bothering to adapt their actual personalities! I DO wish we coulda seen the Outsiders S2 they'd planned

Let me have this, Spider-man. Damn.