Obviously, I am not number 1, but I'm up there. 😇

Evening in Innsbruck. First impressions, not great, but had a wander into the Altstadt and that's a bit nicer 😊

Couldn't do that again if I tried! :o Loconundrum #30 🟩🟩🟩

Reporters next question should have been: Mr President, are you medically incapable of breathing without lies tumbling from your swollen, orange lips?

Quite an end to the day. #LongMynd #ChurchStretton #Shropshire @thephotohour.bsky.social

Achingly, terrifyingly accurate. 😂😂😂

Another day, another stupid Excel chart.

Superb lunch of a warm pretzel, Szeged Goulash (and a beer, naturally) at Sternbrau in Salzburg Altstadt. Thoroughly recommend!

Send help. I'm trapped on a Sound of Music Coach. In heavy traffic on the Westautobahn. With Sweet Caroline. 😐

Scenery is stunning, mind!

I am not looking forward to today. The things we do for Mothers, eh? 😒

A very merry fuck Orbán into oblivion to all those who celebrate. #Hungary

Ahh. Simple as it is, I've missed the Railjet Symphonies 😅

I am currently in München. I do not like München.

100% Me. ❤️

Well, Nürnberg, you are ✨ stunning ✨ it's been a long morning and early afternoon, 20,000 steps, but worth it! Beautiful city.

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

Morning all from Nürnberg! Sunny day forecast, 17°c so shorts are out, it's likely the only chance I'll get! 😂

Oh no. The dreaded "Ein Notarzteinsatz auf der Strecke". ICE 623 terminates at Frankfurt Main Hbf now after ~100 min delay. Not sure yet how we go from there to Nürnberg. 😬

Early wander over the Hohenzollernbrücke and around a tiny bit of Koeln. It's a lot cooler today than yesterday! 🥶

Train 1 of 4 for today. On the way!

I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard. That bird's an asshole! 😂😂😂😂😂 Best with volume up.

A hoody and grey joggers in today's weather was a mistake. 🥵

Right. Packed up I think. Off to parents tonight, then off to Koeln tomorrow morning via London and Brussels! Can't believe how fast it's come round! 👋

#Shrewsbury from a new angle 🦸‍♂️ 📷 Snapped at 3,200 feet by brave @ acrodanny of @ shropshireparagliding (IG). Tag us in your pics to get featured!

This is art. Genuinely beautiful. Over a minute of radio silence with that orange buffoon hanging on is perfect. Heck, the restraint and dare I say it, INTEGRITY, they all showed is admirable. 😍

We're on the verge of a genocidal, nuclear war that our supposed "ally" has said he's ready to unleash. Would it be too much to ask for the Prime Minister to have something to say about it? Or do? Suspend US bases on UK soil now.

#Artemis II - We have the first image from yesterdays Lunar flyby captured by the crew on Orion EARTHSET. April 6, 2026. Humanity, from the other side. First photo from the far side of the Moon. Captured from Orion as Earth dips beyond the lunar horizon. 🚀🌕🌍

Erm, they're called palaeontologists, actually.

Home. Protect it. Respect it. Nurture it. Don't take it for granted.

New liveried Chiltern Explorer Mk5 led by 68020 passes through Lye

Well, that Artemis II launch was pretty awe-inspiring. 😍

Just seen the Dementia Patient's latest message, ahead of the Artemis II launch. Absolutely, completely, unequivocally unhinged... 😐

Trump is threatening to leave Europe. The UK is starting on the road to rejoining the EU. Today is a good day 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 NB. Just need Musk to get his fat arse off to Mars now…

Hey Americans, I might be a know-nothing Brit, but I can't help thinking that arresting your president for raping kids might be a better idea than letting him collapse the global economy and possibly end the world. Just a suggestion.

Happy April everyone. Set up the lamest troll at work last night, for the day turn this morning, because well, why not? (it'll REALLY annoy some...) 🤔😅

DJT is SO incensed he forgot to thank us all for our attention to this MATTER. 😂 He is also mad. But we knew that anyway.

Performance and Cocktails is such a great album. I always liked it but I'd forgotten just how GOOD it is! Nearly 30 years old 😮

Arrived into work to hear some pretty devastating news coming out of today's incident at Penkridge. Thoughts are with everyone affected. There are absolutely no words. 😓

Tonight's night shift is sponsored by either the Boston Bruins, or Happy Gilmore... (I've never seen it) 😅

How have I only just heard Nothing Can Stop Us by Kylie with Saint Etienne?! Lovely chill tune 😍 do really love the vibe of Confide in Me era Kylie! ❤️

Give this a repost if you can. Not for clicks, I'm not monetized, that doesn't matter. Repost to share this - the hate fades. The anger dulls. The future we dream of doesn't happen accidentally. It happens by choice. A platform is as powerful as we make it. Happy Sunday :)

What movie did you watch over and over again as a kid?

Just a quick reminder to everyone, including the Press, especially in the US... **Epstein** We haven't forgotten, it hasn't gone away. Even if Trump hopes his Distraction War has buried it.

A-Ha. Thoughts?

More of this please, humans. 😞

It is done.

Saw this on Mastodon, thought it too good to not share! 😂