Art of the deal my arse. The guys Rolf Harris

Illinois Governor JB Pritzker: "What comes next?" #3E [1]

I don't have much time for bluesky at the moment. I need to be there for my Tamagotchi

Yep. Done. vancouversun.com/news/opinion...

Decided to start playing guitar to mask my lack of personality

😂🤣🎧🔊

Switched my works stationery orders from an Amazon business account to a local business. I've never been more proud of myself. £24,000 a year approx. Small wins.

F*ck me this guy is not funny at all is he. His jokes are soooooo shit lol

Reddit sounds cool. I'ma check it out

Eddie Hall is going to keep referring to himself as the world's strongest man right into his eighties aint he. And we all have to go along with it

Donald Trump. An Apology. The new Private Eye is out now

This is the grave of Leonard Matlovich, the first American service member to come out so he could fight the ban on gays in the military. His epitaph reads ‘When I was in the military, they gave me a medal for killing two men and a discharge for loving one’. (📷Ryanhgwu)

Man looks petrified. Like and Alien has hatched and started talking to him

The fastest red card in a football game occurred just two seconds into the match. Striker Lee Todd remarked “fuck me, that was loud" when the whistle to start the game was blown, and was promptly shown a red card.

Here, Go buy yourself a new video game to cheer yourself up .

He's fresh from the capital.

Fuck me

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Right?

This is my favorite feature in these new cars 🤣🤣🤣

I can watch this all day 🤣😂🎧🔊

This man's reflex

It appears Wayne Rooney is not looking like being the next great footballing mind. Didn't see it coming

The shadow work on this tatoo

“[Luigi Mangione] killed a man with a family, with kids. I have real condolences for the healthcare CEO ... This is a real person … But sometimes drug dealers get shot” — Chris Rock on the UnitedHealthcare CEO assassination

I would have no idea who Jesse Singal was if it wasn't for everyone tells me, 'look what he's doing now!!!'

Billionaire Peter Thiel, a backer of Elon Musk and Donald Trump and a known Yarvinist vampire, displayed palpable fear when questioned about the public's celebration of Luigi Mangione—a fan of Thiel and Musk—who assassinated an insurance CEO.

Dear Lord YouTube, do you think you can cram anymore ads on to your platform. Why not just tattoo some underneath my eyelids

I’ve opened 3 birthday cards and already have 150 dollars! I love being a mailman.

Not really..

This made me chuckle...

Excuse me?

Sensation? Is it? I refuse to believe Gavin and Stacey is as big as BBC and newspaper articles tell me it is

Lmfao I'm dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Burger King: We Won’t Turn You In To The Feds™

Change your diet, you savage!