Kids, never let go of your dreams - and definitely never let someone else tell you "you're not smart enough to do what you want." Chances are, more than one someone who's doing it already is far more stupid than you could attempt to be - and, getting paid handsomely to do it.

This is going to be a long-ish thread about the #STLBlues. IMO, it's worth considering in light of their current 6-9-4 start.

Getting ready to watch undefeated Texas A&M play South Carolina, who's hapless and probably going to get rolled big-time today, especially since they're on the road.

Tbf Megyn Kelly will say anything for money.

I see there are discussions ongoing about the James Bond franchise and how it gets relaunched since apparently he was blown to smithereens in the last movie. It's really simple. Have someone just show up at MI6 one day, "Hello, I'm James Bond" and he goes on from there.

Senate Democrats who voted to end the shutdown: "Maybe the real treasure is all the people who now hate our fucking guts for this."

Live look at Republicans watching Senate Democrats negotiate:

Joel Osteen, a millionaire living in a mansion, preaches to his flock "your life really sucks now, you're poor, sick, but don't fret, God has amazing things for you in the future, and this time it's a sure thing. By the way, don't forget to give money to my church."

A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif.

"Hey Google, what's a sign that I should pack my shit up from my office and get the hell out because I probably won't have a job much longer?"

they want you afraid and quiet. you need to be brave and loud.

It should be repeated over and over about the Trump agenda: He builds himself a massive gold ballroom while millions of children and elderly may go hungry because his enablers insist the government cannot afford to pay their meager benefits.

What I learned from the NHL Data Analyst for the Blues during the 2nd intermission vs. Detroit: They've allowed 4 goals on 14 shots. What I also learned: how to say "4 goals on 14 shots" in about 8 different sentences.

Here's the thing. If Kids eat free because of SNAP at your restaurant, please feed their fucking parents too.

Presumption of regularity and deference to this administration should be zero.

When people say "some of you didn't get your ass beaten with a belt, and it shows," I have two thoughts: 1. The idea that anyone thinks someone needs their ass beaten with a belt is a problem. 2. Given how *they* behave, people who say this probably needed their ass beaten more in retrospect.

Brian Kelly should ask if he can hang on to his job at LSU if he can come up with a better Cajun accent.

Getting ready to watch #Blues vs. #Mammoth. After a slow start last night, I'm betting the home team generates lots of momentum early that elicits a strong reaction from the fans at the first intermission.

Joel Quenneville's return to Chicago last night might be the final time that the Brad Aldrich story is at the forefront of the hockey world's minds. But we should never forget what we're moving on from. My column: www.nytimes.com/athletic/673...

Gonna write “that’s obviously off the record” on all of my posts.

Pritzker: "Stephen Miller is clearly ordering people to break the law. So he should know that yeah, it may be three years from now that he is held accountable, but I think it's important for them to know that whatever they do now, it's not like we're going to forget."

Just going to say that Jake Neighbours could be a 40-goal scorer, but his shit-ass awful defense - highlighted by his constant trying to cherry-pick by sitting as high in the offensive zone waiting for someone to hit him with a breakout pass -probably costs as many goals in the process.

I'm starting to think at this point Buffalo might be better off with an expansion NHL team. At leas then, there will be an excuse for it playing consistently terrible.

We are even dumber and blinder than any futurist Sci Fi writer could imagine

They should give the Nobel Peace Prize to antifa.

Truthfully, there is evidence of a rebellion in the state of Illinois. It's just from every county that wants to "secede from Chicago" and especially the counties in the southern part of the state that think they'll be better off in Indiana.

STFG if we lose Dolly Parton in 2025, this year can burn in hell.

Reading the justification for why the Enderlin, ND tornado should be rated EF-5, and I'm even more convinced the current EF-rating system needs to be scrapped and redone from scratch.

There is a growing dystopian feel to this and other stuff going on in Chicago. Civilians have shown remarkable restraint while being abused for sport. I don't know that it continues a lot longer. @govpritzker.illinois.gov is going to have to make a decision to save Illinois from the feds.

1. There is *so* much shit to be cleaned up from this administration. 2. Using this precedent, every valuable item in the future Donald Trump Presidential Library can (should) be removed and given to others.

America has a sociopath problem.

Your occasional reminder that "true hockey fans" said the NHL going back to ESPN would finally market the game in a positive way, and ESPN would definitely not find new and impressive ways to shit all over the league and the game.

ER doc here! This is a lie. Wait times are up because the American healthcare system is an unsustainable business model and a for-profit national healthcare system just doesn’t work. These problems will continue to get worse until we change that system. It literally has nothing to do with immigrants

Who’s your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only.)

The president just gathered the highest ranking officers in the military to tell them that he may order them to kill American citizens -- and that they better follow his orders. All in response to a series of crises that have no basis in reality. I don't know how to yell any louder.

I said weeks ago that the U.S. military is going to have to choose between serving the President and following his every whim, or following the Constitution and serving the people of the United States of America. That time is getting closer, and it will dictate this country's future.

You know things are serious at McDonald's, because they're bringing back Monopoly.

Memo to everyone: The Rapture is over. If you're still here, you're going to hell so you might as well enjoy life between now and then. Time to get to lawlessness and disorder and hedonism before the world ends in a few years.

If [when?] one of the Republicans backs out of the vote, Democrats should note that they will *always* be Charlie Brown trying to kick the football while Lucy Brown says "don't worry, I promise I won't pull it away again" fully intending to do it yet again.

The fact that acts like this haven't turned into literal shootings from protestors at the ICE cosplayers is a testament to the restraint Americans have shown when protesting. I do not expect that to continue indefinitely.

First, I find out I'm on a prior employer's "do not contact" list for jobs. [Because at least 2 people there were/are incredibly petty - which, .... their problem, not mine.] Then the news that Mike Gundy got shitcanned by Oklahoma State.

Anyone planning to be raptured tomorrow, let me know. I'll gladly take all your worldly belongings since you won't have any need for them. Also: don't ask for payment, cause ... if you get raptured,you obviously won't need the money and you won't be around to spend it, amirite?

This is for the 15 people in the St. Louis metro area who still watch KDNL, and anyone else (including Sinclair) who forgot the station existed.

For everyone saying that Florida should have Mike Gundy as its next head coach: Stop it. Seriously. Stop. It.

Mike Gundy should have been fired (we'll) before this season. He really should have been fired after a 69-3 ass-beating at Oregon. There is **zero** excuse for Oklahoma State not firing him after tonight.

it should be at least 400 times harder to get a driver's license

Think on the bright side: if we're lucky, there's only 46 more months of this bullshit to go.