women do not want men who look like Andrew Tate, we want men who look like the ghost of Christmas present in The Muppet Christmas Carol, especially when he goes silver fox mode

#letterboxd #lastfourwatched

I hope everyone had a very Merry Christmas! Now take a well deserved rest!

When the dog is being cute CC: @moldipeaches.bsky.social

I think it's kind of beautiful that this was Rob Reiner's final line on television

New hobby dropped - found these cute lil paint by numbers kits for $5 😭 I should’ve bought alllll of them when they were on sale, so cute.

Having this in conjunction with adhd/hyperfocus spirals & shopping addiction… it took me 3 days to pick a set of drawers… I needed a new comforter a few days later & I was too burnt out from the dismay of figuring out that all low-mid tier brands are just all the same garbage drop shipped junk💀

My #1 is blondie & im in a weird spot with her rn so gonna focus on my Italian ladies 💃🏻

sure, get ai to write your message replies for you. that’ll help you find genuine connection! 🥰

Been looking for a different role for 11 months & counting (what a great time to be looking!) & now a role has open up on the team of the only colleague I deleted bc she thought vaccines were chipping us… we work in healthcare lmao

Catching up on the dog show & I have to wonder if I could make a living by dressing the handlers - so so many ill fitting skirts & fugly shoes 😭

My love @yssman.bsky.social had a Thanksgiving birthday this year! & I made a demon out of my dog on a plate

really went dark for the sequel

The mini menace got a bath today 🫧

It’s Wicked week, y’all. (I’m hosting a child for a viewing party & I’m having lots of fun)

There ought to be a sophisticated word for the boomer panic spiral that takes over otherwise level headed professionals when a computer update is prompted. YOU’RE 30 THIS SHOULDN’T SCARE YOU SO BADLY?!? Take the free 5 minute break???

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when you get suspended from bluesky you die in real life

Pretty sure my job is making me ugly bc of how stressed I am all the time 24/7 My body will start shutting down soon I’m pretty positive.

Will the fbi show up at my house if I say I hope someone accidentally throws a football at the orange?

I am not enjoying the human experience

lmao literally some of my most intricate owies outlined verse for verse 🥲

Loving the look of my #letterboxd recently watched 🩸 🧛🏻‍♀️

Oldest Selfie in my phone - man, that was a great haircut.

It’s always Halloween if it’s in your heart 🎃

ㅤ Art Nouveau fairy figure door handles — Warrington, Cheshire, early 20th c. ㅤ

Today & also a couple weeks ago when I was cute in my meeting & matched my labubu

The boys are logged on

Not to mention Lily Allen NUKING the PR around David Harbs from orbit 🤭 💥

Halloweenie @yssman.bsky.social 🪲 📖 🧭

Since I know there are some fellow Toonami/Adult Swim sickos out there, the new @mobshity.bsky.social drop is a MUST BUY www.mobshity.com/product/limi...

A real image they used in a PowerPoint about how “exciting” going back to the office will be…

The last 2 weeks of September were a lil wild. We saw Gaga, we moved out of our apartment of 10 years, we moved into a new one & I finally got bloodwork done & tested negative for a hereditary blood disorder that runs in my family! Hell yeah!

As @yssman.bsky.social would say - “pupdate:”

A few months ago I spotted that URBN brands across the board had a “you can’t sue us” clause built into their TOS - I said huh. That’s not good. I wonder who will follow suit… turns out, Ticketmaster.

security did not save charlie kirk. a vest would not have saved charlie kirk. the only thing that would have saved him is if our administrations actually had reasonable gun control in the aftermath of the last hundred school shootings.

hitting my weed isnt enough, i want to hit a man

If you have something to say about me enjoying a Taylor Swift record I’m gonna need you to be sure to never let me catch you with Starbucks, at a Disney movie, eating McDonald’s, watching shit on Netflix or Prime or posting on a META app???

Pupdate: Do not disturb The Bird when taking a view from the window. CC: @moldipeaches.bsky.social

Tried raw doggin my adhd for the first 2 hrs of work & I got nothing done so caved & had to have the XR version & mannnnnn im gonna get a lot done but im not gonna sleep :)

Tis the season for not being able to get the meds I need 365 days of the year bc some people only need them during back to school 🫠

the devil is fast but capitalism is faster holy shit

Would you hire me? I’d hire me.

We were supposed to be productive this weekend but we are all so tired 🥱

I had a phone interview, sushi with friends, started coloring again, & idk this week was nice

If there’s an official Fortnite account on here please hear me out - I NEED A M3GAN SKIN - also PLEASE GIVE ME WICKED SKINS I need to blow people up as Glinda pls pls pls pls pls

How many times a week does your job make you cry? What is the normal amount? Does anyone know a great Etsy witch?