🐻‍❄️ 🦊 Posting my babies before @yssman.bsky.social can snipe!!! 💕

Today’s Pupdates:

Pupdate: (CC: @moldipeaches.bsky.social )

Our kids are pretty cool & I can’t stop crying I love them so much @yssman.bsky.social

Remember that dog I was talking about last weekend? Say hi to Alfie. CC: @moldipeaches.bsky.social

I thought this was the Russian boyfriend from Heated Rivalry 🏒

What the dog doin’? (Going outside - it’s cold) CC: @moldipeaches.bsky.social

Kendrick Lamar breaks Jay-Z’s record and officially becomes the most awarded rapper in #GRAMMYs  history.

Bad Bunny condemns ICE during his #GRAMMYs speech for Best Música Urbana Album: “Before I say thanks to god, I’m going to say, ICE out. We’re not savages, we’re not animals, we are humans and we are Americans.”

I’m sorrry, Heated Rivalry was ruined by all the hype 😭 This is like… idk the acting is bad (with the exception of the Russian!!), the story/problems are childish & boring, & if they aren’t sexting theyre fucking - i didnt learn anything about either character until the 2nd to last episode.

Rewatched Sinners today, and I’m sorry but if you don’t think this movie deserves the accolades it’s gotten I’m gonna look at you funny.

Deflock me and ALPR watch Crowdsourced maps of license-plate reader cameras. Shows where cars are tracked, helps avoid heavily monitored routes, and documents surveillance that can be accessed by ICE. #3E #GoodvsEvil #toolkit deflock.me alpr.watch

US government rn

❄️ what she sees // what I see

People think DVDs are outdated but it's the only physical way to watch Bicentennial Man. Bet they feel stupid for not knowing this.

Damn, double homicide.

Okay so I/we have some homework to do & plenty of time to do it. The Oscars are on the 15th of March (52 days) @yssman.bsky.social Only ones we haven’t seen are: • Hamnet • Sentimental Value • The Secret Agent • Train Dreams

Most-nominated films at the 2026 Oscars • Sinners - 16 • One Battle After Another - 13 • Frankenstein - 9 • Marty Supreme - 9 • Sentimental Value - 9 • Hamnet - 8 • Bugonia - 4 • F1 - 4 • The Secret Agent - 4 • Train Dreams - 4 • Avatar: Fire & Ash - 2 • KPOP Demon Hunters - 2

When I was 16 I was so sure Anonymous would be our line of defense against this kind of crookery.

How the hek do you beanie guys wear them 24/7? I wear them on dirty hair days & my scalp is screaming after a few hours - are y’all just risking the hairline or is something wrong with me?

Birdie Snowstorm Update CC: @moldipeaches.bsky.social

…punching the air that someone snagged these vintage paint by numbers before me on Marketplace. Speaking of which, I need Craigslist to make a comeback bc the only reason I keep FB is to browse marketplace 😭

Star Trek is a communist utopia, dog. They achieved world peace through socialism and the elimination of billionaires, my dude. The vision of Star Trek is achieving humanity's true potential by getting rid of you, homie.

We took the birthday pup to an indoor dog park that serves beer lol - I’ve never seen her so tired, she did such a great job. I can’t believe she’s 2!!!! 😭 @yssman.bsky.social

This would be so popular at the national level if centrist Democrats let us use those words in that order

I have 12 days off work, of course I get food poisoning on the 9th day.

A preemptive “Happy New Year” from @moldipeaches.bsky.social, Birdie, and I!

The more I see people talking about this last Stranger Things season the less I feel like giving it any more of my time 😅

women do not want men who look like Andrew Tate, we want men who look like the ghost of Christmas present in The Muppet Christmas Carol, especially when he goes silver fox mode

#letterboxd #lastfourwatched

I hope everyone had a very Merry Christmas! Now take a well deserved rest!

When the dog is being cute CC: @moldipeaches.bsky.social

I think it's kind of beautiful that this was Rob Reiner's final line on television

New hobby dropped - found these cute lil paint by numbers kits for $5 😭 I should’ve bought alllll of them when they were on sale, so cute.

Having this in conjunction with adhd/hyperfocus spirals & shopping addiction… it took me 3 days to pick a set of drawers… I needed a new comforter a few days later & I was too burnt out from the dismay of figuring out that all low-mid tier brands are just all the same garbage drop shipped junk💀

My #1 is blondie & im in a weird spot with her rn so gonna focus on my Italian ladies 💃🏻

sure, get ai to write your message replies for you. that’ll help you find genuine connection! 🥰

Been looking for a different role for 11 months & counting (what a great time to be looking!) & now a role has open up on the team of the only colleague I deleted bc she thought vaccines were chipping us… we work in healthcare lmao

Catching up on the dog show & I have to wonder if I could make a living by dressing the handlers - so so many ill fitting skirts & fugly shoes 😭

My love @yssman.bsky.social had a Thanksgiving birthday this year! & I made a demon out of my dog on a plate

really went dark for the sequel

The mini menace got a bath today 🫧

It’s Wicked week, y’all. (I’m hosting a child for a viewing party & I’m having lots of fun)

There ought to be a sophisticated word for the boomer panic spiral that takes over otherwise level headed professionals when a computer update is prompted. YOU’RE 30 THIS SHOULDN’T SCARE YOU SO BADLY?!? Take the free 5 minute break???

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when you get suspended from bluesky you die in real life