Pop Tarts marketing meeting. “Alright, we really killed it two years ago with the edible mascot. Who has the next great idea?” “Hear me out. Six edible mascots” “Gold” “What about seven?” “Dammit Bill, first you took the last bagel, now you suggest seven edible mascots”

Start my day with my 7 year old screaming at me 20 minutes before my alarm asking the proper setting to air fry a frozen eggo waffle. Drag myself downstairs to turn the dial to toast and press one button. Come back 25 minutes later and there’s a cold waffle sitting in the toaster. Smh.

The Wednesday Yacht Club podcast is ready to go! It's me and @andybehrens.bsky.social looking at Week 11 ranks to help your lineup... plus we look back on my 2025 Flag Player list & my 2025 Bust list Very fun conversation! It's in your subscription feed...and if you'd like to subscribe: 👇

It's a big fun THURSDAY podcast: 🏈 @4whomjbelltolls.bsky.social joins to talk Week 9 Flexes! 🏈 @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social with a W9 DraftKings DFS lineup! 🏈 A Film Futures on Matthew Golden 🏈 Two hilarious walkup songs 🏈 Some (but not too much) goofiness Come on in! (link is 👇)

Check out The Roundup on @footballguys.com New Features! Early Waivers! Stats of the Week! The only 2025 fantasy football article that will mention all of Riley Cooper, Pete Mitchell, Brett Favre, William Andrews, and Marshall Faulk! www.footballguys.com/article/2025...

It's a THURSDAY podcast! 🏈 @4whomjbelltolls.bsky.social on W5 start/sit 🏈 @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social on W5 DFS 🏈 Processing injuries to Benson & Irving 🏈 Preview of CMC & Zombie Niners vs LAR Come and get it! (link is 👇)

Great info from @4whomjbelltolls.bsky.social! www.footballguys.com/article/2025...

Last pod before DRAFT WEEKEND! @4whomjbelltolls.bsky.social joins to break down the risk factors of each player in the ADP top 36 Plus Joe Mixon's revised profile, the Almanac gets its final update, and I'll give you a pep talk for your draft! Let's go! You're gonna crush it! (link is 👇)

Did some talking about the Kansas City offense without Rashee Rice www.nbcsports.com/watch/fantas...

Coming up on the pod this week: M - @lateroundqb.bsky.social T - @bengretch.bsky.social W - Chris Raybon Th - @dennycarter.bsky.social F - @4whomjbelltolls.bsky.social Gonna be great. Subscribe and don't miss any of 'em!

The only test for ADHD should be giving someone a 5 day supply of Adderall 5 days before they are going to leave town for a long weekend and seeing when they order a refill.

Does Bluesky have one of those robots that tweets out uncomfortable details of your personal life?

#SLFF3 - Captain Han Solo division is live! (as live as a slow draft can be, anyway). I draft after @4whomjbelltolls.bsky.social so I'm prepared for my share of snipes.

Full list of QBs with 300 yards, 2 passing TDs, and 30 rushing yards in multiple 2024 games: Caleb Williams - 3 Josh Allen - 2 End

Full list of NFL rookies with more than one game of 225 passing yards, 3 passing touchdowns, and 35 rushing yards: Jayden Daniels Caleb Williams

There’s a nonzero chance the Iron Sheik played a part in Trump’s decision to bomb Iran.

The gauntlet of putting your kids to bed can’t be explained, only experienced.

I got a book about living with ADHD. Now if I actually read it I wouldn’t need a book about living with ADHD.

If I say “oh my gosh” my kids will say “look at her butt” This is how I know I’m a good parent.

That sound you hear is Nick Chubb hitting the trade block in every single dynasty league.

That one day we get when the lawn doesn’t feel like it needs mowed is the best

It’s always interesting when you check in on a Dynasty team you haven’t seen for a time and can say “what the heck was I thinking with these 4 guys on the bench?”

All I’m saying is if I were to bet on what car is most likely to have a machine gun on top and be operated solely by robots in 3 years, there’s one clear choice.

I've been working on a big project this week with my buddy @4whomjbelltolls.bsky.social going through every AFC team's depth chart, discussing projections, and analyzing individual players. We've received great feedback, and it pushed our show into the top 12 of the fantasy sports charts.

FRID-AMA with @4whomjbelltolls.bsky.social of @footballguys.com is LIVE! Drop in with your most pressing dynasty questions. No, he won't do your taxes. sh.reddit.com/r/DynastyFF/...

Make any good dynasty trades lately? In the midst of a rookie draft? Want to talk Tuten fumble concerns? Tomorrow's FRID-AMA with @4whomjbelltolls.bsky.social of @footballguys.com is a great chance to talk all of those topics, the tush push, and anything else on your mind. Stop by r/dynastyff!

With the 2025 NFL schedule release, we can map some strategy for the season. On @footballguys.com I took a crack at breaking down an Underdog Correlated Playoff Lineup! www.footballguys.com/article/2025...

Dynasty startups are all about legacy building -- but do you lean on vets or chase the upside? This week On The Hotseat, @4whomjbelltolls.bsky.social breaks down dynasty startup strategy, position by position. 🏈👑 🎥 Watch now: www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqAR...

We always love having Jeff Bell on the pod! Hope everyone enjoys his insights on the rookies and on trading in general (with a little video game system talk). @4whomjbelltolls.bsky.social @dynastyffaddict.bsky.social podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

This article by @4whomjbelltolls.bsky.social is fun. Highly recommend! www.footballguys.com/article/2025...

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Had a great time talking with JJ here! Please check it out!

The sweet spot in a Dynasty fantasy football career is when you’ve played enough to know there’s not actually 10 great players on the board at the 4.02 in your rookie draft and before you’ve played enough to know there’s actually zero great players on the board at the 4.02.

We opened up Joey Wright 3 @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social Eliminator! Come play alongside me in this fun eliminator format. All you need to do is not score the least amount of points sixteen weeks in a row. Piece of cake! First prize will be a @footballguys.com Hat and Elite Subscription!

The dynasty Twitter I came to love would have gone crazy for Estime this offseason. A real shame.

What happened to Audric Estime here?

I’ll be live for Rounds 2-3 with @davekluge.bsky.social @4whomjbelltolls.bsky.social @mikekash.bsky.social and a huge guest list of @footballguys.com staffers including: @mattwaldman.bsky.social & @footballdiehard.bsky.social Odds are currently at +150 that Dave will forget he’s not wearing pants

NFL fans deserve a better movie than Draft Day. I watched it again to be sure. It’s the Bo Callahan of football movies, down to the bland song during the closing credits. (@4whomjbelltolls.bsky.social made some great points during Trivia Night Live.) Maybe I’ll add to this post later…

Kicking off NFL Draft Week with a 3 round mock draft. On @footballguys.com www.footballguys.com/article/2025...

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When I did drivers ed, my instructor told me to go through the Wendy’s drive thru because he wanted a coffee. I was a hungry 15 year old. I ordered myself a burger. I then attempted to drive and eat before he slammed on his brake, incredulously. I said “what? Doesn’t everyone drive and eat?”

Still falling hard. Called to ask if my 3 year old still had gymnastics. The answer was basically “yes, of course”

I spelled six “s-e-x” on a spelling test in 2nd grade.

Initial 2025 Dynasty Rookie Running Back Rankings

Initial 2025 Rookie Dynasty Wide Receiver Rankings!

Kurtis Rourke #Hoosiers 45 yards from the release point with a DT bearing down on him to the vertical route at the opposite boundary. Pinpoint...TD #NFLDraft

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