Me in a pair of skinny jeans.

excuse me, what part of 9 o'clock snack time did you not understand?

Mitch McConnell spotted enjoying the beach near Mar-a-Lago

touch grass, hear musuc

Once upon a time this was a round scratchy pad with a ball that rolls around the outside. Now it is a bed. Because of course it is.

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Looking at houses in FL, and this one is too funny. "Direct lake access." I suppose so if you have a machete and don't mind trespassing to get to the water.

Find the cat and you will find the remote directly beneath said cat

I used to think this was a poster about evolution. Now I see it's just the depiction of getting out of bed when you're pushing 70.

beatin' the heat on this #caturday. happy 4th 😎

it's so hot even the people asking for change on the corner are phoning it in

Fellow history buffs: Remember the last time a President decided to give a long-winded speech outdoors in bad weather?

I jumped into the online Dig Dug division to compete with 11 other event coordinators. I'm drafting from the 11 spot. Maybe that means something. Who wears number 11 that I can take in the first round?

some boxes you keep forever

had a great time hosting #SFB16 Buffalo live today thank you all for the support hope everyone had as much fun as i did

Pain meds make me thirsty. Good thing I brought a glass of water out to keep by the couch.

Independent media v Todd Blanche! I go LIVE with @katiephang.bsky.social in one hour to discuss her win against Todd Blanche in the Epstein Files case. Here is a link to watch AND a link to read the judge's ruling ahead of the interview. See you there! www.muellershewrote.com/p/a-major-wi...

The Houston live draft for Scott Fish Bowl 16 #SFB16 was amazing! We had 5 divisions drafting Saturday! Just as important, our drafters bought over 2000 raffle tickets and went home with great prizes. Lots of good for @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social Pictures to follow:

can't forget to mention the #sfb16 Podathon, which is evidently not as important as a snack for this guy.

Support @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social (a great organization) by nabbing some #SFB16 merch! I just nabbed a few tees. www.shopfantasycares.com/sfb16

Busy weekend in the world of #sfb16 and @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social. I hope everybody has as much fun as the law allows! What a great way to invest your resources. 👏👏👏

#caturday is best celebrated with your eyes closed.

It's the most wonderful time of the year!

He's not the least bit concerned about my sore back. He just wants the heating pad.

Houston fantasy football fans… The Scott Fish Bowl 16 #SFB16 Houston Live Draft event is in TWO days! Saturday, June 27th at noon Karbach Brewery We have 5 divisions drafting and over $10k worth of raffle prizes to win.

A dog wants to play with the small rodent, who is determined not to be distracted from its work. Original post

recovery mode / draft prep with Dave and Joey @footballguys.com

look at all the great stuff we have going on at #FantasyCares!! #SFB16 Sticker Pack #SFB16 Glass End of Summer Giveaway One and Done #SFB16 Cheat Sheet Underdog Satellites Tadpole Bowl 2 Play with @matthewberrytmr.bsky.social!! check out fantasycares.org/campaigns to sign up!!

The only good part about surgery is when the pain pills start kicking in.

at my home away from home. hand surgery #10 and hopefully the last one coming up.

Good times were had at the #SFB16 Denver Live. Even though the altitude meant the alcohol from the night before reallllly got me. The hangover was brutal, but the draft was amazing! @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social

My new #sfb16 shirt is safe.

Woohoo! Placed my first #SFB16 order from @fishbowlmerch.bsky.social today. And, thanks to simply showing up for a @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social live video, I was randomly picked for a $25 gift card. People really win with Scott Fish Bowl. And, even more importantly, so do charities! #GiveBack

The Scott Fish Bowl 16 #SFB16 Houston Live Draft is now 10 days away!! We'll be drafting 60 of the 5,000 rosters for the tournament run by @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social. Our theme is Space City games. Come join us at Karbach Brewery - June 27th at noon. Great fun, beer, food and raffle prizes. 🧵

I am now at the sneezed so hard I threw my back out age. But I'm also at the retired so I can sit here with this heating pad behind me all afternoon age. So I guess it evens out.

Volunteering for @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social has been one of the highlights of my life, and seeing it all come together at #sfb16 Cincinnati yesterday was the cherry on top. I will never be able to thank @johnbosch.bsky.social enough for inviting me to be a part of something so special.

This was my draft #SFB16 Cincinnati Live!

#SFB16 in Cincy is a great time. If you haven’t done so, try to go to other live drafts.

The line forming for #sfb16 Cincy!

I think someone wants to go to Cincinnati with me

#caturday box day

Frank has the staycation thing figured out. I have been following his lead.

five kittens next-door and this is the brave one who comes to see me all on its own.

it is June in Indianapolis and the heater is on. This doesn't feel right.

somebody got new shoes!

Man I could've won big with that last 21 cents!

Real musicians should circulate a proposal that says they will all perform if Trump stays at least 500 miles away. Take that creepy guy Stephen Miller and his entire cabinet with him. That includes the guy that loves the couch what's his name Vance? www.rawstory.com/trump-267697...

maybe I'm getting old and cheap but at no time in my life would I pay $14 and change for a box of stale donuts.

My logo. Went for simple and clean. Between surgeries and other normal life stuff for an old guy I am building a free online educational tool to help people understand and navigate the Uniform Interstate Family Support Act( if your child support case was moved from one state to another). #UIFSLA