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#SLFF3 playoffs kick off tomorrow, and I feel good about this group. The Captain Samuel Whittmore teams look like the ones to beat, so I might as well start there. QB: Burrow RB: Cook, Judkins WR: JSN, Chase TE: Strange FLEX: Pickens, McMillan, Smith SFLEX: Brissett / Winston

This waiver claim may turn out to be the league winner in #SLFF3. I'm in the 7 spot headed to the playoffs, and Joe should be good to go.

Burrow back, Jacobs eyeing Thanksgiving, and a fresh batch of QB shifts + injury news right before Week 13. @jeffratcliffe.bsky.social breaks down what it all means for your fantasy lineups in today’s NFL Daily Dive ⬇️ ftnfantasy.com/nfl/burrow-p...

Accommodating Walk

Send them all hats that say "Refuse Illegal Orders" before the interviews. You can do it.

First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.

My list is now complete

Louise, trying to regulate my screen time again.

For anyone looking for that extra special message, Robert Earl Keen Jr. has answered your call. It's the little things, after all, that give life meaning. Think about it darlin'

How soon will New York call to overturn this fumble?

It’s mighty quiet in Kansas City right about now

To boldly wear what no man has worn before.

Probably my favorite movie of all time.

Siri, show me a link I will never, under any circumstances, open.

Like the swallows returning to Capistrano, my injured star players began to heal as soon as I’m eliminated from #SFB15

Happy Sunday, and remember, when life gives you kitchen rugs, dragged them into the living room, scrunch them up and make them into cat beds.

Keeping it real for #caturday

Fuck me this slaps.

Here are 9 players that are better than waivers to scoop up before the trade deadline. www.fantasylife.com/articles/fan...

If you're in or around Cincinnati this looks like fun. www.eventbrite.com/e/paint-sip-...

This is funny. Gov. Greg Abbott delayed in scheduling the #TX18 special—which is taking place under the old lines—and almost certainly did so to keep a Dem seat vacant. The court cites that still-ongoing special as proof that reverting to the old lines would not be disruptive. Oops!

She moved her favorite box over so she could lie down next to Mr. Frank. If that’s not sweet, I don’t know what it is.

Topping my post- #SFB15 playlist, 'Bank Job' by Barenaked Ladies. www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8dM...

This might be old news to some of you younger folks out there butI just learned that I can speak the name of a college football player into my remote control and several videos of said player will show up on the screen for my viewing pleasure. I’m done for.

I was remiss in my earlier post, failing to congratulate everyone who made the #SFB15 playoffs. Nice work, y'all!

#SFB15 is now a spectator sport for me.

The new food gets a thumbs up

Louise looks lovely in her #caturday close-up.

Here's a guy who has a long and very public history of bringing in foreign workers to work as waitresses at his jip joint in Palm Beach (he does not import male 'wait staff'). Very highly skilled, probably genius level women. Now MAGA wakes up b/c he calls them stupid? www.ms.now/opinion/msnb...

Oh my

Ms. Brown speaking the truth 🔥

we have found denny’s worst take they’re one of my favorites best christmas song there is youtu.be/qTx-sdR6Yzk?...

Timeline cleanse: Frank hoping to go to college as a stowaway with his big sister 10 years ago. Maybe if he sits very still...

Got my hat handed to me, but at least I beat the #SFB15 league median. So there’s that.

It turned out to be a pretty nice day after all. Now back to the game.

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

The night of November 9–10, 1938, brought the worst outbreak of terror and violence against Jews all over Germany since the Nazis came to power.

PSA with no football or politics: My wife would never leave the house with the dryer running b/c the house might burn down. I thought it was silly, but yesterday I came home and found the dryer had been running since early in the morning b/c the timer quit timing. I now see the light.

Democrats, when it's time for that promised healthcare vote.

Wasn't it nice of the dems to ride to their rescue?! www.rawstory.com/republican-r...

And so begins the winter of my discontent. But just think of all the gas I’ll save by staying home for the next four months.

And there you have it. www.huffpost.com/entry/shutdo...

Two of the best catches you’ll ever see in your life to finish out the IU Penn State game. Holy cow!

😎🪴🌵 Hips Don't Lie, but lips do

Looks up "co-equal" and does not find "president can order senate to do anything he says."

The resemblance is remarkable.

Line!!

I'm too old to stay up for the finish of these night games, so I usually watch the highlights. I don't suspect there are very many in this one.

Real-Life Coyote vs. Roadrunner!