Eh fuck it, gonna go live in half an hour to restart my run & bun go www.twitch.tv/nineofneals

NO RING FOR ICE 🎃 If you’re headed out trick or treating, you could also educate neighbors with Ring doorbells using our door tag! Download it here: www.fightforthefuture.org/actions/ring...

Cringe but I miss the Vent app.

Holy shit holy fuck liveforlivemusic.com/news/john-c-...

An art commission I did for @lochneassa.bsky.social of her wizard character, Penn

been listening to naddpod :] #naddpod

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so many scenes from this I want animated. I just want a little fuckin. animatic of black mask staring at a box of peanut butter crackers in the aisle and looking over and seeing a penguin

This is who runs this account btw

Donkey Kong Bananza tosses lore to the wind, leaving an obscure piece of DK media lost to time.

Remember, you CAN boogie 💖

rolling up to the Olive Garden like

Working on a theory video... #deltarune

Is it too much to ask for ONE day where like 8 different horrible things DON’T happen?

Im in this Itchio bundle! Check it out, it's a great way to share some love w queer indie writers this pride.

If I was a dev and I had spent years working on a game and my boss went on stage and looked like this much of a jackass I'd be so pissed

Daily bunny no.2976 makes a daring escape

Yessss my liege! Be several months behind on the trends!

I'm gonna post this clip once or twice a year and when it starts doing numbers that's when you know bsky has made it

Good morning Bsky! Today is the last FF13-2 stream before Pride streams start next week, so I have one goal today: Get my husband and make him as buff as we can. Let's do it www.twitch.tv/mattcaulder www.youtube.com/mattcaulder/...

Report: Texting While Driving Okay If You Look Up Every Couple Seconds theonion.com/report-...

WE DID IT! Day 52, rolled credits There's still SO much to poke at!!!

Oh god a man is loudly talking about “the wisdom of Solomon” on the train

JUST-RELEASED GEORGIA TEEN Ximena Arias-Cristobal: “Even having the right paperwork doesn’t mean anything anymore with the presidency we have now… just being Hispanic you’re a target.” More: www.timesfreepress.com/news/2025/ma...

I’m glad you are full of whimsy . . . BUT you do not need a Hummingbird feeder in Brooklyn

On the one hand, this prevents me from chasing my dreams. On the other hand? Rent under $1200 in THIS economy

Reminder. www.politico.com/magazine/sto...

Thank god I failed music theory twice . . . this timeline protects us all from me knowing even VAGUELY how to play the banjo

I have two wolves inside of me: One recognizes that I’m moving in three months, the other wants me to stock up on canned food

. . . watch Conclave

Career Spider Not Sure She's Ready For 3,000 Children At This Point theonion.com/career-...

They say some big vote but the new pope will actually be decided by . . . THUNDERDOME! 6 Wanna-be popes enter. ONE leaves!

WE LOVE TO EXIST WITHIN A SYSTEM WE CANNOT CONTROL

Uh oh . . . had a thought

there really is no alternative to tearing up CBP and ICE root and branch

if you listen to one OMW episode ever, please make it the Love Actually episode where twelve of us got sorted into random pairs to each talk about one or two plotlines of the movie once-missed-wonders-public-fee.pinecast.co/episode/da66...

for those of you who were into blaseball, you should check out mmolb.com you even get to create your own lesser league team. i'm very proud of mine

I do think the Pope dying is my fault cause I watched Conclave as the first movie of the year

I hate the way media fall back on the word "controversy." MSNBC just called SignalGate a controversy, as if there's a rational debate over whether sharing military secrets with a journalist and your wife is a good or bad thing.

Where do beige people put all their STUFF?!? my apartment is full of Christmas decorations and too many clothes?!?

“DIY” Step one get out your 3D print- *garbled noise of me psychically strangling your through the computer*

Pete Hegseth: ‘There Are No State Secrets In A Healthy Relationship’

I want to style outfits better but unfortunately if a piece of jewelry touches me I’ll die

The starter pack trend (without any AI, you too can edit a Veronica and Jughead action figure together and trace the hell out of it)

Trump hopes to deport and imprison U.S. citizens abroad. Critics say the concept is unconstitutional and dangerous.

Oh my god you want me to find "evidence" before putting someone in jail? Every time?? Do you have any idea how long that would take

“I will not stop fighting” 💔 #KilmarAbregoGarcia

In an alternative universe the Bistro Huddy Guy would have actors and not just have sexual tension with himself in several wigs

Ngl thought this was the stock market for a second