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Who’s next?

I looked at a menu for a fancy restaurant and they want me to pay twenty bucks for ricotta toast and fig jam. It's possible that I'm entering the "restaurants are not a treat, I'd rather make my own food" phase of my existence.

A co-worker of mine mentioned he was afraid of getting HIV through food or drink. We both grew up in the 80s, so I sent him this and said, "wasn't this covered back then?" I remember people being scared of swimming pools and toilet seats

Bret's performing solo? So the other members of Poison didn't want to join him I see. What an odd lineup. And one of the guys from Milli Vanilli passed away in the 90s.

Some of these AI creators are just begging to be sued with this nonsense song titles. Whitesnake would never have this song title. www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOK1...

I'm surprised Jack signed on to this. Smh

Thank you for having me Milken Institute!

This is Tumbleweed. She is an artist, and this is her art. Doesn't expect everyone to understand. 13/10 (IG: winstonandtumble)

I'm not listening to your damn podcast when you could have written a paragraph and be done.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 28,1943

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Cartoon by @dennisgoris.bsky.social

Hey, I got a shoutout on Kimmel tonight! He even pronounced my name correctly 😆

Why is the reporter even complaining? Has she ever seen half of the orange creatures truth social posts? 😒

A kind guy came home from work with a super timid stray dog . The pup had been living outside his job site and was extremely scared of people. They took him to the vet (no microchip found) and slowly helped him come out of his shell with love and patience. ❤️

I lived near Camp David for nearly 20 years. And by “near,” I mean we were less than 10 min from there. We saw the presidential motorcade more times than I can count on Rt 15 in bad weather. The weather is no excuse. At least it didn’t use to be. Something’s up, as always

I hate my fellow Texans that nominated the criminal Ken Paxton for senator. I hope James Talarico can win. #TexasPolitics

Today's cartoon by Mike Luckovich:

I've long wondered about that.

And also, it corresponds with his health and poll numbers plummeting.

The idiots accept the blatant lie anyway.

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Job postings that make you want to die:

Cartoon by Nurk

And a cousin of mine votes Republican because "the rich people are the ones who create the jobs" 🤣😒

Except for Native Americans, all of our ancestors migrated over here, especially the 700 survivors on the Titanic. Mass groups of people.

It's funny when he changed genres into country music I never heard anything more from him. And I follow some country stuff and their award shows. Lol. I only heard his name again when he became a supporter of the orange creature.

“A Pizza Hut franchisee claims the chain’s AI-powered delivery system, meant to optimize orders and speed up deliveries, instead backfired and cost it more than $100 million.”

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 25,1951

Even tho THEY KNOW -

In 1996 I was making minimum wage at $4.75 an hour ( I found an office job a year later). So it took 11 years to be increased $2.50. And now it's been 19 years since it was last increased at all? Smh

Emergency officials provide update on Garden Grove incident www.youtube.com/live/te3ESQL...

Mr. Bonespurs McDraftDodger says what?! 🫢 Thank you for your non-service. 🙏 #MemorialDay2026 🇺🇸

I told him Grandma is coming over.❤️

That’s the most cat thing ever, with sass. 😹

Ivana made him get a hair transplant? 🤣🤣

So this one is using the likeness of Jani's voice but the band sound is like Dokken. What a stupid song title. I guess AI chose it because of their song Cherry Pie. Smh youtu.be/Wx4UCIZSOrw?...

A man got off work and discovered that his dog had run the 24 kilometers from his house to his job and was waiting for him on top of his car. Dogs are the only living creatures in the world that love unconditionally.

So he's excited about getting fired? 🤣🤣 so 7 and 1/2 months we have a new Speaker of the House

Adjudicated rapist says what?

Damn! Gas prices are so high I just saw Dolly Parton carpooling with Jolene.

Most Caribbean countries have restrictions on entry. Bahamas will only allow felons who have *completed* their sentences. A total of 38 countries will not allow felons to enter. #ProudBlue

Something for Caturday. The 14 kittens are now 6 weeks old. live feed. Enjoy www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU7q...

🤔 so there's an evacuation near Garden Grove, CA (a few miles SW of Disneyland) where a chemical tank is leaking. 40k people were told to evacuate. This is a strange perimeter though. Maybe they think the 22 freeway will prevent damage south?

If an electric car drives you to this level of rage, I'm good with still gassing up. Lol