Yes, yes, 10,000X yes.

When you realise you’ll be flying budget airlines from now on.

She looks so satisfied...

Be some rich shit to see Noem's enforcement policies on this.

BREAKING: Millions of files related to Jeffrey Epstein suggest the existence of a 'global criminal enterprise' that carried out acts meeting the legal threshold of crimes against humanity, a panel of independent experts appointed by the UN Human Rights Council says

Eating in our Chinese Restaurant? Why not get your nails done at the same time?

Just going to check on all our amazing Valentine's promoti... oh ffs.

Did you forget about Valentine's Day? Don't worry, we have everything you need. Like hundreds of flights to other countries where you can adopt a different identity and start a new life.

So.. I'm sitting in my little town..having a fab coffee.. A dude walks past..says to his wife.. "It's not much of a town..." Allow me to point you to the road outta here. Dimbat...

Same, Lady Gaga. Same.

At least 910 measles infections have been confirmed in 24 states, with 177 new cases reported in the last week alone. About 94% of cases are among those who are unvaccinated or whose status is unknown. via-CDC You can't fix the stupidity of others, but you CAN make sure your kids are vaccinated.🙏

thank you for contacting the abyss. your scream is very important to us.

Pretending that I'm fine like it's a performance art piece

I tell my wife I'm the boss like every husband does. Quietly whispered to myself when I'm absolutely certain she's out of earshot.

Had a 737 in for an engine change today! Benny said he’d get onto it after he got back from the pub. Should be about ready to go now.

Fact: The 1979 hit song ‘Pop Muzik,’ which contains the famous lyrics, ‘New York, London, Paris, Munich,’ was inspired by an answer from our Customer Services, after the band asked, ‘where’s our fu**ing luggage?’

This baby needs to be STOPPED!

Kid Rock makes music for people who shoot at hurricanes

First Class! Integrity and faith and NOT in the Epstein files!!

OBAMA: “People make excuses for him. They say he’s not serious. Everything a president says is serious!”🔥

Trumpers scramble once again defend the morally bankrupt president, who blames a staffer. He knew or should have known what's posted under his account that he uses to threaten war with foreign countries, negotiate tariffs, etc, etc. And he's worried about Biden's autopen signing Christmas cards...

Just let it sink in, I’ll wait.

"Calm down, sweetie. You're two tents."

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣he hasn't got a friend 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

No, it don't!

No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition. Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...

No one ever

Have any?

BREAKING: surveillance footage has been released revealing the "White House staffer" that posted a blatantly racist video depicting President Obama and Michelle Obama as apes on Donald Trump's Truth Social account around midnight this morning. #DonaldTrump

Non shall pass the #BinChicken For the benefit of those not fortunate enough to live in Australia... A Bin Chicken is an Ibis They are scroungers and can smell hot chips from at least 100 metres! I'm on me little holiday in Gold Coast

We chose hope in ’08 when Obama won the vote; now in ’26 DJT slings us back with a vile racist trope. Spinning the clock to a crueler time, proving progress can vanish on a dime. While Congress does nothing but toss statements like confetti, how long must hate impact b/f they finally choose to act?

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 Donald Trump is a radical domestic terrorist and war criminal. ARREST HIM NOW!!!

That's so interesting.

Just heard a man in the café I'm slurping me coffee asking .. What's in the bacon quiche? I would hazard a guess.. Bacon???

At Davos Farage promised to “fight the globalists” and put the elite on notice.. His two day trip cost £50,000.. that’s right £50,000 for just 2 days The self proclaimed “man of the people” takes hypocrisy to ever increasing heights❗️

Today should be another reminder that when billionaires take control of vital platforms for communication, it’s not a win for free speech or "free markets." It’s a win for oligarchy.

Had my annual physical today. Doctor said I was fine but to be aware that Mercury was in Uranus. I told him I didn’t believe in astrology. He said neither did he, but he'd had an accident with his thermometer.

Do you need some me time? A place where you can just be by yourself, with no chance of bumping into anyone else? A huge facility that’s built for hundreds, but no one except you will be there? A place you can sleep deeply? You do? Then simply buy a cinema ticket to see ‘Melania.’