Lets make it 30minutes, just to be sure😁

Well done Edna, 72. Cracking piece of parallel parking in her first flying lesson. Marvellous.

He’s a good boy.

The 26th of December! I love Boxing Day, the one day of the year we’re legally allowed to punch economy passengers in the face.

Daughter and and Mimi have arrived for Christmas! Mimi likes her Gingerbread house!

“Want to keep Christ in Christmas? Feed the hungry, clothe the naked, forgive the guilty, welcome the stranger and the unwashed child, care for the sick, love your enemies.”

Good Morning 💙☕️ Happy Monday

27 degrees C at 10pm... This is not on.... Grumpy in Queensland

Mornin

The reality of all of Trump's cabinet and all positions appointed by Trump.

Gold Coast, Queensland .. Happy sub tropical Christmas 🎄 ❤️

Not original.. But very funny!! As seen in Noosa, SE Queensland..

A HAPPY ANNOUNCEMENT! During the past 20 years, I've been advocating for vulnerable children: their health, safety, welfare & future. An award-winning documentary producer is making a film about my volunteer advocacy & invites your support. Please visit: www.indiegogo.com/en/projects/... Thanks :-)}

Maria Shriver, niece of JFK: He was a man interested in the arts, culture, education, language, history... It is beyond comprehension that the president has sought to rename this great memorial. C’mon my fellow Americans! Wake up! This is not dignified. This is not funny... It’s downright weird.

The Epstein Files, everybody!

Fed up with one of the neighbours always showing off with the Christmas lights. So this year I said I'd organise the rest of the street.

We’ve just revealed the special livery for our Lapland Flights to Santa’s Grotto! No idea why kids are crying.

It was Keith Richards' Birthday yesterday! Tell you what, that bloke has seen a lot. The fall of the Berlin Wall, end of the Great War, The Reformation, the birth of Jesus of Nazareth, the murder of Julius Caesar, Giza's Pyramids being built, dinosaurs getting wiped out, our Galaxy forming…

AMERICA WAS A BETTER PLACE BEFORE TRUMP!

We were married on this day in 1978... soulmates ever since. ❣️ #ForeverGrateful 🙏

Remember when Presidents did national speeches for emergencies or times where a nation needs to hear from their leader? This angry old man is literally screaming and clearly panicking

Mate, they're rotors, not parking sensors.

Sorry we had the RAF fly past and strafe the Departure Lounge with heavy fire, but we had reports of a guy with a man bun and panpipes telling someone about his personal journey of self awareness and how his tattoos symbolised each stage of his internal growth.

*David Attenborough voice* Winter approaches, and the great migration is about to begin. Grossly overweight for the long journey ahead, they will now mate, and then disperse to every corner of the world, never to be seen again...

You get some heartwarming tales in an airport. Chatting to a little old lady who was beside herself with joy as the rescue cat she adopted from Turkey has finally arrived.

This is what Presidential Leadership looks like at the time of an unfathomable American tragedy. #BarackObama

Still in a state of shock trying to process the tragic loss of one of the most gifted men in the entertainment industry & his wife when the Embarrassment-in-Chief disgraces common human decency with this repulsive, deranged statement. #NoWords 🤮

#peaceprize #tacos

How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!! No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣

This will be remembered as the most pathetic moment in American history. What a needy fool.

Mockler: It's honestly humiliating that other countries are treating our president like a child, like a baby. It's like if I created a peace prize and I gave it to myself. I'm like, I'm just going to keep this medal on all night. Our president is an actual child

GUTFELD: “I love that the peace price went to Trump and not Greta Thunberg.” TURNER: “Because it was created it for him.” GUTFELD: “So?” TURNER: “There were no other candidates.”

AND THEY DON'T USUALLY BLOW EVERYONE OUT OF THE WATER EITHER!

FLORIDA — Woman in scrubs: “I’m a U.S. citizen! Why are you doing this to me??”

Tomorrow I am to be Mrs Clause at the church play group.. Will someone please remind me to not say yes to everything my friend asks ! I am creating a costume.. Currently more clown than Clause!

@stansaidairport.bsky.social I hereby award you the medal for humour and ability to.make my husband snort husband coffee.. Well deserved. Been meaning to do this for a while..but y' know..Christmas ♥️

Daughter sent me aphoto of her gorgeous tuxedo cat Mimi..asleep near her..daughter is working from home today..presumably Mimi is waiting for a zoom meeting to start ... soshe can join in! This is Mimi exploring the Christmas tree!

RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women". Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.

This tired, deeply-damaged man is so needy. He has to have references to him being president on his hat, on his shirt, and on a golf-framed placard next to his overcooked cheeseburger he's almost too-out-of-it to eat.

I love being in my late 30s so much. I love not giving a shit about being famous or successful anymore. I love prioritizing being comfortable, and being around people who love me. Could do without the aching joints and looming perimenopause, but everything else? Golden.

Kicking off down under with imported USA butter. Buyers misled! www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...

Yesterday I needed cauliflower for a recipe but the only kind was from USA. I made something else. I send my apologies to the growers but I can not support the Monster. As a Canadian I prefer to not buy American.