Not guilty Y’all got to feed me

LAPD on horses charge at and beat guests standing in line to the Short Stop in Echo Park. @shoton35mm.bsky.social

just can't believe Roberts's gamble of "pitch nothing but starters unless you want to punt the game" basically worked

Phillies had a lead in two of the three losses, and the tying run on second with no outs in the 9th in the other...

wow i guess the dodgers can't run the wheel play to perfection in that exact scenario twice in the same postseason

in keeping with the Gatsby theme, Jordan Baker gets to work home plate for Game 7

People out here voting based on vibes and that’s how you gotta take this quiz www.americansurveycenter.org/results/JOEK...

Going home against the Dodgers when you really shouldn’t Davis 🤝 Orion Schneider Kerkering

Kudos to the guy in my fantasy football league who chose the team name explicitly to set up this joke

“Look I know that I’m not going to be able to afford a house when I grow up,” one student said. As if it were obvious. When I was born the average age of a US homebuyer was 31. When I graduated college it was 40. Last year: 56. What happened? 50 years of policy for the wealthy.

Woody Marks? I believe they’re technically called “blazes”

gonna go ahead and predict the Blue Jays' one active Venezuelan player is gonna get performatively hassled at the border during this World Series

This might as well be my Flyers “Zendaya is Meechee” moment

Googling longest postseason games and Google AI says that the Tigers have won this game!

the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here

USC literally has a Trojan Horse as its mascot though

As they say in news, “let’s do the fucking news.”

Frickin can’t get a crooked number against Ed Sheeran just start booking those tee times now

…and now accelerating toward “before she’s old enough to spell president”

God damn how do the Dodgers keep getting away with leaving the bases loaded

Glasnow out of the bullpen in game 1 reeks of desperation and it’s time to go for the jugular

if we're including Tom Petty's solo stuff along with the Heartbreakers, Echo is his 12th album and that's a pretty good one

All for October. #RedOctober

If I wear a Phillies hat to a kids birthday party in Cerritos this morning am I provoking a fight at Chuck E. Cheese?

"Spend enough time in certain corners of the internet, and you risk becoming spiritually and culturally Philadelphian." Gift link, because Philadelphians are kind and welcoming. Go Birds. share.inquirer.com/nhONWX

why buy the dips when you could just steal them?

I will not spend hundreds of dollars on pep talks from The Ladies Man for holiday gifts I will not spend hundreds of dollars on pep talks from The Ladies Man for holiday gifts I will not spend hundreds of dollars on pep talks from The Ladies Man for holiday gifts I will not spend hundreds of d

damn if only there was a play that you could run for one yard that was basically automatic if (big IF) you were actually good at running that play

Anthony Kiedis calling Tigers highlights: Hitter Dillon Dingler swing a dong gone Dillon Dingler dinger knock a dong gone bang

gemar chatimah tovah newrepublic.com/article/1865...

Ok, got my ticket for Phils-Dodgers Game 3. Please baseball gods let the Phils take a 2-0 lead into that one.

“ICE goes masked for a single reason—to terrorize Americans into quiescence." A Reagan-appointed judge just wrote a blistering anti-Trump decision, calling the president’s crackdown on civil liberties un-American.

Trump to generals: "America is under invasion from within. We're under invasion from within. No different than a foreign enemy, but more difficult in any ways because they don't wear uniforms. At least when they're wearing a uniform you can take them out."

The endgame for all of this is constructing a military that will obey orders when ordered to fire on citizens. That's the throughline to half of what Trump is doing.

This military, with no rules of engagement, is being sent to our own cities against our own neighbors.

oh it's time to post the Tetris story again. (short version: reporter goes to cover early e-sports, discovers that his wife is, unknowingly, the greatest Tetris player in the world) archive.boston.com/news/globe/m...

Whatever translation of the Bible AJ Brown is using sounds like it was written by chatGPT to make it accessible to gen z, I never heard a bible quote using language like “don’t make a scene”

great day if you are a fan of Philadelphia teams and also a hater (this Venn diagram is a near circle)

lol mets with the season ending double play

The Phillies enter Spring Training again with a roster capable of making a deep run, and still they have not made the one minor adjustment necessary to address their postseason, which is switching to Robyn's far superior original version of "Dancing on my Own"

Kaleb Horton wrote this long read about a mass kidnapping from the 70s that I still think about all the time www.vox.com/the-highligh...

it's been so long since the Seattle Mariners won the AL West that the last time they did it the US started the war in Afghanistan the same day

When I was a teenager listening to rock radio and saying I liked "everything but country" I had CDs from Counting Crows, Bush, Hootie and the Blowfish, Third Eye Blind, and The Wallflowers. Now they're all on the Stagecoach lineup so I guess country music has finally bent to my will.

I mean you bring a guy named Bellozo to pitch in Philly, what did you expect

Oh whew I read this as Howie Roseman at first

Trump’s FCC chair stooge acting like a middle school bully confirming they were lying all along as they distanced themselves from what was always the playbook

Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.

treyf

Feel like I might as well read my kid a book about fax machines or how to pan for gold

attn: Phillies It’s time.