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new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...

the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style

Been a long time since we've seen a super bowl with this little juice

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

"everybody wang chung tonight" is on at the spot I'm grabbing lunch, and it has me wondering: Would the present participle form of "Wang chung" be, "Wang chunging" or "wanging chung"?

I think it’s weird we’ve never seen Jason Mantzoukas and Animal from the Muppets together. And I don’t mean in TV shows or movies, necessarily. I just mean, like, hanging out, having lunch, in paparazzi photos and such.

"no human is illegal on stolen land" is a stupid slogan because of the stolen land part. indigenous peoples, whatever that means, also don't have a right to deny the legal protections of citizenship to foreigners

OH NO

It always feels like all the wrong people die, but I think it’s because there are far more beloved people than there are bastards.

The audio was leaked like literally as soon as the meeting ended

It's fine to order food in bad weather if you tip heavy. Delivery guys still need to make money in bad weather

"ICE abolisher" is a better name for a snowplow

I think this might be the saddest reddit post I've ever seen

my grandmother, an Auschwitz survivor, was Anne Frank’s neighbor in Amsterdam, and Oma thinks this comparison is perfectly apt

Living in the trump era makes me feel very connected to my ancestors, who lived as serfs under a succession of insane moron god kings

Hall of Fame levels of not getting the joke here

(finding out a person you vaguely dislike roots for a team you hate) mmm, once again my intuition proves impeccable

Absolute heater from @parkermolloy.com today

this is a common sentiment from liberal Democrats! a whole "know your enemy" thing, but as I can tell you or @katmabu.bsky.social can tell you or many other people can tell you there is absolutely nothing you can "learn" from being exposed to right-wing media bc it's not intellectually coherent

James Franklin just did this at Virginia tech

Deflecting your responsibility for perpetuating am unpopular agency seems like good politics to me!

<to the time of Uptown girl> 🎶Sport fuck girl / she's been living in her Du-pont world🎶

They're backpedaling now, but it's going to be amazing over the next 5 years watching them retcon this whole debacle into being the Democrats fault

MY TAKE: there should be one tennis (and one golf) tournament a year where competitors have to use equipment from 1960

It would help Trump if he were replacing Bovino with a well respected statesman so they're reverse engineering Homan to be that guy so they can sell the story

I don't keep doomers in my feed but since apparently some folks do: "celebrate each and every win, loudly" is Organizing 101

Worth noting this guy wasn't one of the major candidates and had basically no shot to win the primary

People have the hardest time recognizing shit posts from people they dislike

it is fuckin wild that Sam Darnold is the first USC quarterback to start in the Super Bowl

strange to me that a lot of people on this website simultaneously agree that the administration is run by incompetents who struggle to carry out their agenda without major political blowback AND that they’ll pull off a complex and sophisticated effort to rig elections and prevent defeat in November

in 1973, basque separatists killed spain’s fascist prime minister with a bomb so powerful it launched the car he was in clear over a five story building. he survived the initial attack but died in the hospital

I know it’s controversial but I will always side with “why should we change the idealistic symbols, they’re the ones who suck.”

Getting the AP to stop using the exonerative tense is this generation's version of Cronkite coming out against Vietnam

Nonviolence is, in fact, working. This administration is weaker than it was a year ago. More and more of the public is becoming galvanized against it; its agents are being impeded.

Immigration is a fake problem. We have politicians on the one hand who want to use immigrants as scapegoats for our real ones and politicians on the other who are too cowardly to stand against them and tell the truth. That is the entire situation. Until that changes, people will continue to die.

no smoke for this person in particular but your city needs to burn down a cop shop before you talk about how you're so much harder than minneapolis

i dunno if I told you this, but penny has asked me to never play the fullcast in the car because it sounds like, "people barfing"

Kash Patel going to a big meeting of the intelligence chiefs in England and asking if they can go jet skiing instead of having a normal meeting is really doing a number on my ability to focus

Yesterday, I drove refugees that had been shipped off to Texas all the way back home to St. Paul Seeing them reunite with their families reminded me this is their home. So keep sending them to Texas. I’ll keep driving ‘em back and introducing them to Bucc-ee’s and KC barbecue along the way.

I would also like for musk to die on Mars. The sooner the better

Among the many obvious reasons this is stupid (it costs $2,000/lb to send stuff to orbit, cooling in space is difficult b/c there's no convection or conduction) this post by a former NASA engineer educated me about the problem of cosmic radiation causing chip failures taranis.ie/datacenters-...