Got some new furniture, Duck has approved it all already

Rare post to reveal that the mullet is gone

Heya pals! I don't want to get anyone too excited, but the first edition of the news @gpfansglobal.bsky.social newsletter/Substack will be live tomorrow, and it's good! If you're a motorsport fan, F1 fan, or just a fan of my writing (I hear there are at least three of the latter), you'll love it.

omg its the bi couple from the table of contents 😭 they invented bisexuality!!! and they're still together!!! love is real

accidentally went too viral on Twitter and now they’re QTing me calling me a PhD in cheating

COWS

Evening babs. Yes, the right side of my hair has been caught somewhat in the fan.

How it’s going on the other one

FURIOUS DRAGON CAT IS BACK

Was at a conference dinner a while back and one guy said "The future is AI. It doesn't replace senior developers, but no more need for juniors." To which i replied: "Where do you think senior developers come from. Straight from the womb?" He went quiet, then wandered off to a different huddle.

The important thing to remember about the Chicago pope is it doesn’t include ketchup

gotta be the first pope who conceivably has tried malort

Alright got to clear out all the pope screenshots while everyone’s riffing.

I am trying to set up for an interview you little fucks

"Why should I get all that opportunity and not a trans person? It's not equal. It's not right.” Thank you to Hampshire’s Nancy Harman for speaking with me on the harm of the ECB’s ban on trans players, trans allyship & why athletes must use their platforms 🏳️‍⚧️. www.skysports.com/cricket/news...

Anyway Saturday was a great vibe

hurty ankle

tomorrow is going to be a movie. but like, one of those student ones that has no plot and is a shambles. LAST GOODISON GAME LFGGGG

Never beating the allegations

Hello Blurkskurp

What a start to the year

Oh, yes

Has this app been reminded I’m handsome lately

Eight years. Seven years and quite a few months/weeeks/days since I realised we were too busy being idiots to ever take pictures of it. A man I knew within a day was a ride or die. Responsible for some great and terrible nights. Never, ever forget you Dan.

@thepressbox.bsky.social @bryancurtis.bsky.social look I said this on Twitter the other day before I even saw this video but either get this man as a regular pod contributor or a media columnist god DAMN he has the right nerd shit that we love

clarification on what I previously posted, because someone got furious and rage tweeted at me: when I mentioned "the annoying guy online who won't shut up about the European country he lives in" I was referring to myself, and not to the 6th President of Ukraine, Volodymyr Zelenskyy

You’ve lost me for the day, sorry

'Isolation breeds exceptionalism, and Carlisle fans have all grown up in that environment.' You fear for Carlisle United, you really do. But the EFL’s worst club won’t be kept down in the doldrums for long. www.goal.com/mundial/wors...

Reminder than I write things about football sometimes. This is one of those.

You gotta hate seeing that red line coming straight for your crotch

Have you considered the babies today

Idiot gallery

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Went to Barnsley so we could go to the pub. Great idea.

Here are the kittens now at almost 1 year old! Goose who lives with @chrisdeeley.bsky.social, Ian and Susan

This time last year I found out my daft little house cat was somehow impregnated by an intruder. She gave birth to these children on the daily star titty page 🥰

God I fucking love the darts

Kinda shit I’m on

Frequently accused of being unprofessional on Twitter. I intend to be worse here.

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89/7: oh, they were trying to set up a declaration. Labuschagne and McSweeney going at sub 20 SR: oh, no they weren’t Marsh and Head above Smith: oh, they WERE! Marsh 2 from 13: I don’t know what’s happening Cummins 22 from 10: I’m out

Usually when you wake up and check a scorecard you can get a decent idea of how the innings panned out and what the plan was. This one… I’m baffled.

They’re helping

recklessly revealing your identity as an assassin so you can chirpse the woman on front desk at a hostel ["a real hero" off the drive soundtrack plays] www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news...

Oh yeah, we can post things here. I wrote my first football piece for a year, a coda to Forgotten Nations in many ways, and also my debut on Mundial. Artsakh 2019 was one of the greatest weeks of my life. Five years later, ethnic cleansing has destroyed the country. www.goal.com/mundial/what...

This is not a good time to be getting up for work.

Important reminder.

You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. You have never made a film before and it would take a long time to figure out.