my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides

My most un-zoomer take: short form videos are oversaturated and people send them so liberally that i have no desire to seek them out. If it's*funny* i get sent it by 3 diff people. Why would i brave an endless feed? Even then... So many remixes of the same idea. Just make it a Snapchat, damn bro.

Bob Dylan is back on tour 🤩

the reason gambling epidemics are blaring klaxons for impending collapse is that they're generally a sign that, despite the fact that it is very likely to be financially ruinous, it has also become the last hope to ever even dream of, say, owning a house for many

Cool cool, I hate it all

I was listening to the radio and a local ad came on featuring bells so incredibly sibilant I couldn't even tell you what the ad was about, all I know is I wanted an ice pick lobotomy in that moment and 30 seconds later when they played the ad again

You know, I was having a pretty bad night and was ready to go to bed Then I saw one of my favorite authors was streaming on Twitch Turned out he was playing with viewers and I got to hop in for 15 minutes Night redeemed 😌

Advertising for men is so wild I just got an ad that opened with something along the lines of "technology has lead us astray, we've lost our compass, we don't have a true north" And it's an ad for protein powder

Using cheese chips to scoop cheesy mashed potatoes like it's dip. Calories is calories. I'll go eat a carrot about it later

what the fuck is Mamdani's charisma modifier, all of the videos i've seen of this meeting are insane

What the flying fuck is going on???

Trump feuding with Marjorie Taylor Greene but being in love with Zohran Mamdani was not on my November 2025 bingo card

Delete all dating apps. Bring your Nintendo 3DS everywhere with you. Turn StreetPass on. Go to crowded places. Anxiously wait until you see the green light like a modern day Gatsby. When you finally see it, you’ve found your soulmate. Track them down and prepare to fall in love again and again.

running a lil late but it’s jackbox time! come say hi! i’ll be hanging in chat:) www.twitch.tv/hello_rinn

kai’s gonna be doing a twitch anniversary stream today at 1! we’re gonna play some jackbox so drop by and hang out:)

i think i should play beetlejuice on broadway repost if u agree

The most American thing that has ever happened was when Osama Bin Laden died and John Cena announced the news to a crowd of drunk Floridian WWE viewers, and then left the ring while they blasted Stars And Stripes Forever

Tonight while at the arcade, a group of 5 young men approached me The front most one, in a baby voice, asked me "Can you please fill my balloon?" I shrugged and replied as earnestly as possible "Sorry man, I can't fill your balloon" He asked again, I gave the same reply (1/3)

having nice long adult conversation on a friday afternoon is so refreshing after a week of 67 skibidi sigma rizz with my middle schoolers

HE SUCKS SO FUCKING MUCH HE'S SO TRANSPARENT IF YOU TOLD HIM HE WAS RIZZLESS BECAUSE HE DIDN'T EAT GLUE LIKE THE REST OF US HE'D BE HARFING IT DOWN WITH A SPOON BY NEXT TUESDAY

Tonight while at the arcade, a group of 5 young men approached me The front most one, in a baby voice, asked me "Can you please fill my balloon?" I shrugged and replied as earnestly as possible "Sorry man, I can't fill your balloon" He asked again, I gave the same reply (1/3)

Incredible new canonical "she let me hit cause I'm goofy" image

MY ARMY GROWS STRONGER

Saw a full size fridge abandoned on the side of the 101, just in case anyone is in the market for a free fridge

Went to the arcade tonight, made out like a BANDIT

My family has arranged a gofundme for my brother Kyle. If you can't donate anything, sharing it will mean the world to me. We do not have the funds on hand for his burial and funeral. He did not have any life insurance for us to help in paying. gofund.me/e80bf622e

he's so so so close to unlocking the chris evans chest grab. that's all he needs to become the most likable person on earth

especially now that shit is just. shit

I don't trust people who reheat leftover pizza

Gonna be doing karaoke for the first time in a little over a week, does anyone have any recommendations? 🤔

Realising atp the strongest step I've taken towards bettering my mental health in the past 3 years has just been watching The Muppet Movie again ig I had just forgotten what completely a uncynical, warm enjoyment feels like that DAMN frog and his profound sense of spirited joymaking and hope

“How was your weekend?” My weekend:

I'm officiating the wedding of two of my best friends and was telling my aunt how I'm nervous about the whole thing, especially the speech She looked me dead in the eye and said "why don't you ChatGPT it?" I hate how normal it's become to outsource any and all writing to glorified chat bots

the most frustrating visual aspect of car dependency isn't just its degenerative effect on societal cohesion in the urban form and the scarring of the land, but the way it shapes land use around itself. so much business and industry is exclusively dedicated to car ownership. you see it everywhere.

dragonite says trans rights

Is it not the dream to write an album like Nebraska?

look i actually made a link tree (shameless self promotion time! pls follow me lmfao) linktr.ee/elffiie

i drew kai a blastoise emote hehehe

playing more legends z-a with my bf! come hang out :) www.twitch.tv/elffiie

Shot + chaser

It's getting darker earlier. This can mean only one thing. The sun is dying

If I missed your text, it's probably because I let notifications stack for 2 days, realized I'll never get around to checking them and decided to just clear em all

The only Disney live action remake I would watch

When are we going to learn that if Jared Leto is starring in a movie, it's most likely going to be bad

The other day an elderly woman stared at me for a minute before asking "Are you Spanish?"

donning the armor of god to face the forces of hell

me: sex isnt binary someone: um. its called the birds and the bees? i learned this in kindergarten me: do you think perhaps that is maybe an oversimplification designed for children?

Uh oh, spaghettio!