My dad after finding me playing video games at 6:30AM: Arv was up early this morning! Mom: No, he didn't go to sleep...

baking pumpkin spice cookies in late may because i can do whatever the fuck i want in these united states of maine

I think if I started making really good pizzas I would be fixed

My dad put on Mickey Mouse Clubhouse for the dog before he left for work I love that he went out of his way to put this on for her lol

I love going to the dentist, I'm in and out in less than 20 minutes and everyone just glazes the shit out of me

you should buy this right now. yes right now.

72.2% of all unbeatable players never even make it to the end of the story mode. RT if you are always beating it to completion

Who would have thought that wearing a giant red cape would make you feel like a vampire

Sitting next to a random graphic designer, we are wearing the exact same outfit lol

type snarf

BIRTHDAY STREAM TIME!!! come jam with us and play fortnite!! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com

BIRTHDAY RAVE STREAM WITH @lizzzard.bsky.social !!!!!!!!! COME HANG OUT twitch.tv/robotsfightingdinosaurs

no plans tonight? come hang with me on twitch for a chill and cozy stardew valley stream tonight at 9pm EST 🐓💕 www.twitch.tv/PrincessLizzzard

i’m live again bc i love stardew and i am Unemployed

starting a new farm in stardew on stream! twitch.tv/princesslizz...

IT'S HAPPENING! GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW

GO FOLLOW LIZ RIGHT FUCKING NOW

guys i might do my first stream tonight

poppy that pussyseed muffin

streamer era incoming

BASEBALL YURI (1/5)

we’re live playing fortnite come hang with us in chat 😎

fortnite time www.twitch.tv/elffiie

we’ll prob be on for another hour or so! come by and hang if you haven’t stopped by yet we’re very fun and nice 🫶 www.twitch.tv/elffiie

we’re late but we’re live!!!! come hang with us while we play fortnite!!! www.twitch.tv/elffiie

ok were actually live now whoops www.twitch.tv/elffiie

you guys should def hang with me and stas on twitch today at 5pm EST we’re gonna have so much fun

squad blitz royale with @lizzzard.bsky.social @arv.bzky.team & @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com www.twitch.tv/elffiie

it’s boyznite time fortnite with @arv.bzky.team www.twitch.tv/elffiie

We got a w first game on btw

fortnite time with @lizzzard.bsky.social & @arv.bzky.team www.twitch.tv/elffiie

specifically my gender is when i kill the dreams of men and boys when i murder them as the pink power ranger with my pink twin shot guns

my gender is fortnite

starting soon playing Outer Wilds! come watch be be incredibly confused:) www.twitch.tv/elffiie

i think i’m gonna stream outer wilds today

Fortnite with the homies (@slaypussyhat.gay @lizzzard.bsky.social)

jackbox tonight on twitch with me and stas in a little bit, come hang out! m.twitch.tv/elffiie

born to :3 react. forced to 👍 react. abolish all jobs.

Everyone say gm to Stas right now 😤 GM STAS 😤😤😤

Yup, Fedora on a 2015 MacBook Air completely brings it back to life, so snappy and everything pretty much works right out the box

Reskeet if you love sandwiches and hate capitalism

hi! hey! do you hate the fucking government? do you like cute shit? are you super fucking queer? do you want to support an artist who's just trying to get by in these trying times by selling things in the only way that feels ethical? oh dear god, let us help ✨Shameless Self Promotion Saturday✨

Yay the box that brings me nothing but existential dread and eternal suffering is working again!

Overwatch posting It's not evil to swap to Lucio and bully a Widow into swapping, considering Widow has taken half the lobby hostage and forced them to play Metal Gear

too many Guys Of That Kind tho. either tim drake needs to be swapped for damian wayne or leonardo needs to be swapped with leonardo (rise version). but i love the rest because quaver would give shadow a panic attack

ohhdsjeiks bandcamp friday? banmfpampoline

year of the linux desktop

"The Corporations don't intrinsically have souls, but they've got rights. The only corpo that contained a soul was Costco - the only one born with a soul. The Chamber of Commerce was empty, you see. These things are just vessels. That's why I'm going to destroy them. Because I hate them."