I don’t think I have the energy for social media anymore

finally fell asleep before midnight only to wake up coughing after 30 mind smfh

one of the best fruits known to mankind. i swear💚

I haven’t been this anxious in a hot minute

this holiday season treat yourself with the gift of time theft 🎁

AAAHHHH

I have had Instagram for a number of years. I still have no idea how it works. Everything about it seems random and broken. I don't get why it's so popular. It's a bafflement.

why is there this much traffic at midday on a sunday??? where is everybody going???

Good morning, who ordered the fuzzy bagel? #cats

The longer I'm alive the more I realize how essential grieving is. If you don't do it, you can't move on. If you can't move on, you're stuck. If you're stuck, you're miserable. There's so much to grieve: people, relationships, projects, times, ideas... and then you can try new ones!

A Sephora giftcard would heal me.

it’s just a cute term

more useless men who don’t know how to do their jobs 🥲

#NEW: NBC: Jury orders ex-police officer Amber Guyger to pay US$98 million to the family of Botham Jean, a Saint Lucian accountant who was shot in his home by Guyger 6 years ago. It was found that Guyger, who is serving a 10 year prison sentence, used excessive force in the shooting of Jean.

Now you know damn well 😭😭

😭😭

Skankin Sweet is ruined for me, every time I hear the song now I chuckle and I'm never with people who would understand why

Man is still gyabij

it really hasn’t registered that I booked another trip to rio 🧍🏾‍♀️ I’ve just been wasting time & not planning

holiday party in 2 days & I still don’t know what to wear 😔

I just paid three fucking maple syrup dollars for one cucumber I hate metro

Since we’re here: I love that the diaspora is celebrating Carnival world-wide, don’t let social media & pretty mas erase real elements of REBELLION in our history & culture. My favorite are the Jabs. In TnT blue/red devil. They are the most vulgar on purpose. The enslavers were terrified #islandsky

I'm fucking sick and tired

Where am I supposed to find all the time to watch and read and make all the Things? I am so overwhelmed at all the... EVERYTHING SLOW IT DOWN, PLEASE

Vanilla is one of the most popular scents. But have you ever sat down to experience the aroma of a homecooked lasagna? It reminds you of family, it reminds you of home & it fills you with comfort. This is why we, the folks at Dove, are introducing a brand new line of soaps and-

If you see this, post a beach from your gallery 🐚 🌊 🇱🇨 Sandy Beach, St. Lucia #blacksky #islandsky

Good morning, starshine. The Earth says hello!

bluesky doesn’t quite have the aura of old twitter but it has substantially less of the “makes me want to unalive myself” of new twitter

Girl(me), get it together!!!

stop importing your old tweets! they sucked the first time too!

Day 3 on this app and I haven’t been asked a hypothetical question

Lol #ThemPeoples is #OverThere bitter, calling us the Coworker App 😭😭😭 Like okay then I’ll be that!!! Sorry I don’t wanna argue with strangers all day!!!

You know what colour I neglected to love all these years, especially in my closet? green. It’s such a lovely colour.

streets sayin u can’t lock ur doors on here tho smh

kinda sorta wanna be more social on here since it’s like a clean slate 🧍🏾‍♀️ what twitter became was genuinely terrifying

It’s been a long time since I started a social media account from scratch, so allow me to introduce myself: I’m Jessý, I live in Iceland. I have degrees in geology, astrophysics, and marketing; I use all of these for my various jobs here on this tiny island in the North Atlantic. Come say hi!