Sad day for the folks who staked their reputations on lab leak conspiracy theories. www.telegraph.co.uk/global-healt...

SMoRL Sat Oct 18 Horseshoe Bar Everett 8pm

Supreme Masters of Relaxed Living in Everett, WA on Sat Oct 18 at The Horseshoe Bar & Caberet… 1805 HEWETT🤟🏼

Apparently this Tuba player for Texas Southern is also a hell of a drummer. Four count to the face and then right back to work!

Please make this a #1 hit song and viral #trumpisapunkassbitch

All Folks Had To Do Was Vote For The Super Qualified Black Lady… With A Degree In Economics

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She warned us!

Haliburton, as called in: Brazil, France, Iceland, U.S. (in Spanish), Albania, U.S. (ESPN Radio), Indianapolis, Oklahoma City, the Netherlands, Türkiye, Canada, and Croatia:

Thurs June 5 Supreme Masters of Relaxed Living Shanghai Room Greenwood ‘hood in Seattle

Russia still has the opportunity to surrender and withdraw fully from Ukraine, peace is in their hands if they want it.

A very much appreciated review of SMoRL’s new EP from @inheavyrotation.bsky.social !

Next show with Supreme Masters of Relaxed Living… Tim’s Tav in White Center, WA 8pm

banning the tush push is soft.

The political divide in our country is not left/right or black/white or north/south or city/rural… it’s asshole/non asshole.

Former leftists often make excellent fascists.

Remembering Jerry Nolan drummer for the New York Dolls May 7, 1946 - January 14, 1992 New York Dolls - Looking for a Kiss #punk #punks #punkrock #protopunk #newyorkdolls #jerrynolan #history #punkrockhistory #otd

Next up for Supreme Masters of Relaxed Living

what if everyone who doesn’t watch severance is just an outie version of someone who watches severance

New tunes from Supreme Masters of Relaxed Living🤟🏼

Released today… suprememastersofrelaxedliving.bandcamp.com/album/suprem...

Thanks to Boost Digger for adding my tune, Private Party to their Spotify playlist…🤟🏼 open.spotify.com/playlist/1T5...

So what if they do? Your access helps no one, Exposes nothing. You get herded around and wait for your big moment in your corral so you can be swatted away by the most mid level thinkers MAGA can throw out there. You guys are like characters in The 6th Sense. You don’t know you’re dead😆

Next up for me.. Friday Feb 21 with Grunion at Harvey’s in Edmonds, Wa 8pm

This was favorite SuperBowl post…😆

Big thanks to The Indy Grid Anthems for adding Private Party to their playlist on Spotify…! open.spotify.com/playlist/59t...

Thank you to Lost in the Manor for adding my song, Private Party to their Indie Rock Picks playlist…! open.spotify.com/playlist/6Od...

I’ve heard worse ideas

New music coming from Supreme Masters of Relaxed Living (SMoRL)… March 1st!

Excited to hear that MusikePool added my song Private Party to their playlist on Spotify…! Thanks to @thatericalper.com for the promo help! open.spotify.com/playlist/6Z5...

Dear @Doge If there is nothing to hide. Hide nothing

My band, Supreme Masters of Relaxed Living got a little love from our friends at @inheavyrotation.bsky.social Thank you !

Playing bass and singing with Grunion this Fri Feb 7 at Tony V’s in Everett, Wa…

Singing on Saturday Feb 1 at Bits Cocktail Bar in Mukilteo, WA…. Hugh Sutton joins on rocknroll accordion… 7pm

These are the good guys supporting DEI. Reward them with your business. Costco Meijer Kroger Giant Grocery Ben & Jerry’s Ulta, Macy’s Old Navy Nordstrom’s TJ Maxx GoTo Foods ( Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon…) Dollar Tree Walgreens Wegmans

Grunion this Saturday night

Fact: by replacing your morning coffee with Green tea, you can lose up to 89% of what little joy you still have left in your life.

‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access

11 years after this 4th grader received an A+ on this quiz, they voted in the 2024 election.

First single from the new record available now pretty much eveywhere open.spotify.com/track/3OaTPU...

The fact that the democrats suck and are so often a big disappointment is still absolutely not a fucking excuse for you to have voted third party or stayed home. Happy Jan 6. Bon apettite

Singing tonite at Bits in Mukilteo…7pm

Editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes has quit from the Washington Post after editorial interference of a sort she never previously experienced at the paper. open.substack.com/pub/anntelna...

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New Year’s Eve in Edmonds, WA

Fun to see the people who say “America First” and mean “whites first” fight with the people who say “America First” and mean “money first”