Trump deciding to blockade the Strait of Hormuz has a lot of Joey fighting with Chandler and then putting on all of his clothes energy. I’m the Hormuz Strait. Could I BE any more blockaded?

Its on now. Bathtub time.

Love David Byrne….hope the kids at Coachella were paying attention and appreciated the genius they were witnessing last night "Love and Kindness are a form of resistance"

Meat Loaf & Tim Curry. The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) Behind the scenes 📸

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

On this day in 1993 the San Francisco Giants home opener was delayed 56 minutes when the Grateful Dead performed a blistering National Anthem > US Blues > Centerfield> Talkin’ Baseball Tease > Yankee Doodle Dandy Jam > National Anthem. 📸: Jay Blakesberg @jayblakesberg.bsky.social

In the running for greatest giveaway of all time

The Red Panda performs during the NBA game at Golden 1 Center in Sacramento, Calif., on Friday, April 10, 2026. #nba #theredpanda

I'll stop after this one. And, yes, Bill Whithers held those notes that long

The never ending despair of being a dog.

1993. I’m playing Madden against my older brother. I hit Alvin Harper deep as the clock expires. He’s in open field, taking it to the house to give me the lead. My brother shoves me off my chair. Rips my controller out of the console and hits the reset button. That was the worlds most powerful reset

Omgee! I loooovvvve ❤️ it, so much. 😘😘😘 Beautiful 🌎!

Local dog pal at rescue I volunteer at...

Sitting here snacking, watching the Masters and changing the lyrics of Jimmy Buffet’s song Boat Drinks to be about boat dip. www.southernliving.com/boat-dip-864...

Welcome home Artemis

A must-read not only to understand the Hungarian election & why Trump & Vance are so desperate to prop up Orban…but to understand the playbook & goals of international fascism. open.substack.com/pub/snyder/p...

It’s not just Corpus Christi. It’s happening throughout Texas. Yet our officials keep welcoming water hogs like AI data centers to arid areas. We have water for AI or for Texans. I choose Texans. Sign if you agree >> www.claytontuckertx.com/water #water #farms #datacenters #ai #texas

Dean Obeidallah was stunned by the moment comic David Cross made a joke about President Donald Trump dying — and the audience erupted in wild cheers and laughter. www.mediaite.com/media/podcas...

Blazing Saddles was shot on the same set (apart from the shop names, of course) as Westworld.

"It was very lucky for me as a writer that I studied the physical sciences rather than English. I wrote for my own amusement. There was no kindly English professor to tell me for my own good how awful my writing really was..." -- Kurt Vonnegut, who died #OTD 2007

Best Star Trek crew; wrong answers only.

Bruce the band perform "Purple Rain" in honor of "The Maestro" Prince for the opening night of the Land of Hope and Dreams American Tour in Minneapolis, Minnesota on March 31, 2026. Filmed by Chris Hilson Edited by Thom Zimny & Sam Shapiro Recorded by John Cooper Mixed by Jon Altschiller

I love baseball

Some Texans on SNAP say the ban on using food stamps to buy sugary drinks and candy prevents quick fixes to low blood sugar conditions.

I’m weak! ☠️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

If you’re relying on an impulsive, erratic, morbidly obese septuagenarian that has his cognitive abilities tested every other week to grant you a pardon that will be drafted by the new jersey lady with the boobs that use to litigate traffic accidents, then you may want to rethink your approach

Hey remember when James Gunn made a movie where the moral conclusion was to defend the Palestine stand-in and Hawkwoman literally killed the Benjamin Netanyahu stand-in? That was fun.

If you were looking for the pope to come to the United States this year, that is now canceled. After receiving threats from the president of the United States, the Vatican feels it is not safe. Let’s just sit with that a little while.

Texas needs a Lt. Governor who lifts up our universities, not tears them down. Dan Patrick has gutted education long enough. #Goodwin4Texas

Texas is giving data centers more than $1 billion in tax breaks each year #Texans: call your #txlege reps/senators. Billionaires don’t need our tax money to steal our water and electricity. Let them go elsewhere. Make them pay their fair share.

David Duchovny played a transgender woman, Denise, on Twin Peaks in 1990 and when greeting Cooper, the show's protagonist, she says, "I prefer Denise, if you don't mind" and Cooper responds with "OK" and her identity is settled within a couple seconds and was a non-issue, 36 years ago.

"The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on." - Capt. John Yossarian in Joseph Heller's satirical novel Catch-22 (1961) #Booksky #literature #quotes 🖋️📚

Look at all that DEI sending astronauts around the moon.

"Justice Sonia Sotomayor criticized a fellow member of the US Supreme Court for failing to grasp the real-world effects of an unsigned order last year that allowed immigration enforcement sweeps in Los Angeles to resume." news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/...

Lindsey Graham to celebrate historic Iran ceasefire by going to Knotts Berry Farm by himself and wandering around slowly eating a frozen banana while making eye contact with children until he's politely asked to leave

"I grew up across the street from a public library, and it was the only place my mom would let me go on my own. It was my second home, and I read everything that I could get." ~ Tracy Chapman Chapman by Nicholas Albrecht #Booksky

I'm watching some classic Simpsons episodes. Screw you, end of the world.

I’m just imagining a world where GWB was held accountable for the Iraq war…

Checking the news

When you've lost both Tucker Carlson *and* Alex Jones...

no, this is the most you’ve hated america in your life so far

NGL they picked a great time to be as far from Earth as humanly possible

If you’re in Georgia’s 14th District or Wisconsin, don’t forget to vote today!

29 years ago today, Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and Ralph Wiggum saw one of the babies and the baby looked at Ralph. #TheSimpsons episode “Grade School Confidential” first aired April 6, 1997.