CSS is DOOMed! I've build DOOM in CSS and every wall, floor, barrel, and imp is a div, positioned in 3D space using CSS transforms. cssdoom.wtf Try it out! But... not every browser can handle it. This is taking the browser to its limit. Chrome has some issues. Safari too. Bugs will be filed.

Google is now screwing with the 10 blue links in traditional search and rewriting headlines - including ours - to be the worst kind of slop. This sucks so bad www.theverge.com/tech/896490/...

Here's my “yes, and” for this great thread on magic items. The enspelled weapon is a good framework for DMs to understand how to design balanced magic items. But it cares more about game rules than story. It takes the magic out of magic: this item feels mass-produced in a factory.

trying to reupholster a chair and a top google result is an AI slopsite selling a “chair repair kit.” You can get “basic” or “advanced,” they are both $40, no idea what's in either kit ©2035. maybe it's from a future where AI slop became copyrightable

How I feel reading 99% of art and media critique these days

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

The rules and rulesets you create don't have to answer to people who don't choose to use them. They have to answer to the people who do choose to use them.

Going through everyone else's made this feel so DIFFICULT.

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

Didn't realize the movie Toys was basically Ender's Game

The Dorsey-level tycoons are fully at war with workers, and they are beyond paranoid. The market raised the valuation of their company by 25% — ten *billion* dollars — for cutting those 4,000 people's jobs today. Jack Dorsey's personal net worth increased by about $750M as a result.

If you are making an #rpg book or a new game or similar, you might find yourself in need of spot art! A weapon, a vehicle, a treasure! I've got you covered -- all item spots are 150$ for the next week! 40% off, I miss doing these. #art #commissions #fantasy #scifi #digitalart #dnd

[monkey's paw curls]

my late night Ramadan hang was a liminal space the other night

she should have been allowed to kill one guy per season

Found an additional graphic that gets even more of these quotes together. I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.

As a Polish Muslim, the moon aligned so that pączki day falls on the first night of Ramadan, so of course I went to New Palace Bakery in Hamtramck to get some donuts for suhoor tomorrow

What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it

The Ford worker who heckled Trump during a visit to the company's plant still has his job and "has no discipline on his record," a union official said

BTW I have a blog now, I’m part of the blogosphere. So if you prefer, you can read this whole ramble in blogpost form, like it’s 2008: blog.olddog.games/posts/the-vi...

This is one of my favorite optical illusions, because even when you know specifically HOW IT WORKS, it's still hard to make your brain believe it. The image below is real-world video, but you're being tricked into believing it's an elaborate miniature by the DIORAMA EFFECT. Let's talk about it.

This account stuck my comic through an ugly AI filter, removed my @ from the bottom and blocked me when I called them out.

Live NOW and I found some cool new shit so let's try the Mega Man X1-3 Cross Matrix Randomizer and see if I can handle this shit! Feels like the sort of unmitigated chaos we can enjoy for a stream or two, so lets try it! On Youtube at youtube.com/live/jdIeHPB... On Twitch at www.twitch.tv/Anoriand

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Are these the same companies that told us the robot could do it?

Fucking incredible dystopian shit, comparing super rich people risking millions if not billions of lives just to make more money to people that risked their life actually building incredible things that would then make millions of dollars for super rich people.

I’m playing Battleship (® Hasbro) while watching Battleship (2012) and it’s baffling how award-winning this cast is Alexander Skarsgård, Liam Neeson, Jesse Plemons!? Ramy Malek briefly, Rihanna, Hamish Linklater. No action for 33 minutes. There’s a world where this could have been Barbie

war profiteering: it’s not just for defense contractors anymore

“Counting or not counting pensions?” I ask, milliseconds before Louis DeJoy runs me over in an adorable Pixar mail truck

White being the color of the year is a little on the nose, Pantone

OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:

Playing D&D weekly with no scheduling issues is the biggest indicator of success

Help me pay bills! Slots still open! Discounted prices! DM me for info!

Perhaps the smartest #ClimateAction investment in cities is in public transit. While others make excuses, Paris is building a WHOLE NEW METRO NETWORK CONNECTING SUBURBS. “…the Grand Paris Express, a new 200km system with 4 new lines & 68 new stations.” #ActionStartsHere @mayors4climate.bsky.social

“Noctivagant,” the newest word I learned, from Jeopardy! tonight

I don't understand how anyone can watch how blatantly Grok is manipulated to answer the way ownership desires it to and then act like the other LLM chatbots couldn't possibly be similarly but less obviously compromised to produce responses in whatever way corporate interests and priorities dictate.

I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school, Charlie Brown.

Forget it, Charlie Brown, it’s Chinatown.

Twitter had to turn off its location feature within hours because thousands of prominent and "verified" MAGA accounts turned out to be foreign and I think it's hilarious that Elon was the one who exposed them all

I miss my brother man

big unsaid thing here about “labor”: You could ask AI “get me a taxi” and in the background it scans Uber and Lyft and picks one. Both their CEOs talk about leverage: they have the data and size to set the terms of business. individual writers, artists, small businesses have no such leverage.

Q: “Are you affirming you think Trump is a fascist?” TRUMP: “That’s ok, you can just say yes.” ZOHRAN: “Ok. Yes.”

Dogs when they see a treat bag

Just hanging out in the dark under a log. As one does. #oilpaintingtimelapse #paintingtimelapse

62% of Israelis, and 73%(!) of Jewish Israelis, said they'd oppose Palestinian statehood, even if it's coupled with normalization with Saudi Arabia. The Israeli public (not just government) and the rest of the world seem to be moving in 2 very opposite directions. www.jpost.com/israel-news/...

pleased to announce that there seems to be a passive-aggressive conflict roiling the august pages of Cooks Illustrated, Fall Harvest recipes edition. allow me to explain:

“hope opposite of despair”??? welcome back Danganronpa

My last word on the matter