your aunt and her roommate of 15 years who are flipping a house together

watched #yellowjackets 3x09 after avoiding it for weeks

got a ticket to the advance screening of another simple favor oh i’m about to be sooooo annoying

absolutely sobbing at the love on the spectrum finale like tears are POURING from my eyes

#TeamLexiLove LFG!!!!! #DragRace

#surrealestate is back tonight!!!

If you think what happened to Rumeysa Ozturk can't happen to you because you're a citizen and she's not, you are sorely mistaken. Ozturk was snatched off the street not for being a national security threat but for having a wrong opinion. If we don't put a stop to this, it's coming for all of us.

was having a totally normal day at work and my boss asked me two separate times if i was okay

it’s been a while since i’ve felt insane over a tv ship but adult taivan is 😮‍💨

please don’t text me war plans, because I’m actually at capacity right now and I don’t think I can hold appropriate space for you. do you have someone else you could reach out to?

Just accidentally texted Steve Harvey the plans for my invasion of France. I'd appreciate privacy during this difficult time and whatnot.

feeling very normal about this

PEOPLE OF BLUESKY! Ahhhhhh, it smells good here. Behold a trailer for season 2 of Poker Face! It’s gonna be a good one. May 8th on the almighty Peacock!

i’m stuck in what i call “15 email hell” which is when every time i open/respond to an email more people send me emails so it’s back at 15 unread emails again

best show is back 🥰🥰 #SurrealEstate

April 3rd, baby. #SurrealEstate

oomfchella at oh mary tonight and i wasn’t there????

traitors finale and grey’s premiere tonight, big night for gay people everywhere

finished last week’s traitors episode and immediately pressed play on survivor 44 for this diva

can we hear some commotion for this look bc! missed her so bad

It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too. EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them. Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)

Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?

natalie morales on celebrity jeopardy is my super bowl

the flags for chappell’s grammy performance being the trans flag colors, love her sm

Just renewed my drivers license for RealID. I advise every transgender person, just as I did with passports, to not wait to renew your ID. Get that done now - many states let you do it online, schedule appointments, etc. Don't get caught flat footed if/when Trump turns RealID against us.

When will my lesbians (Deadloch) return from the war (premiere season 2)?

The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over

Thanks to all the Bluesky people who just reply “it will get worse” to whatever you post, it both solves the problem and makes you feel better

new sin just dropped

and if i said this was the best show i’ve maybe ever seen (with the exception of waitress ofc)

tv seasons should be 22 episodes long and at least 30% of those should be pure crap

i think it's time for internet 2, where no one's allowed to make money on it

the way mary todd lincoln saying “the south of WHAT?????” pops into my brain at random intervals on any given day needs to be studied

govball lineup dropped and there’s no one i care about seeing

1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts? Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from. Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!

let’s go

honestly and truly laughed out loud and thought about it for the rest of the episode #abbottelementary

HELLO???? this came out of nowhere, girliepop hasn’t even announced it

this is how your email finds me

this is what nearly everything nominated at the #goldenglobes sounds like to me btw

found god in the oreo café

“drag is inherently sexual” and it’s suzie toot tap dancing the gettysburg address in morse code #DragRace

Completely made up movies I enjoyed this year: The Big Lives of Small Things The Two Jasons A Distracted Life The Glass Hammer Wet Shoes Little Becky Duck Duck Doom The Breathening Cole & Dusty The Call of Night My Favorite Day (Wednesday) Elephant Man 2: Merrick’s Revenge The Smell of My Date Tree

*slams laptop shut until 2025*

been doing this for 4 years now and its my favorite end-of-year recap 📺 here are my top 10 tv shows of 2024: #BadSisters #MrAndMrsSmith #Girls5Eva #SomebodySomewhere #BabyReindeer #AbbottElementary #HighPotential #ThePerfectCouple #HowToDieAlone #NoGoodDeed

I made a gingerbread panopticon

watching how to die alone on hulu and wondering why the best friend looks so familiar… that is mary’s husband from oh mary on broadway.

A portrait of famous Victorian author, Charles Dickens from this day in 2019.