The Flower Moon rises over Manhattan skyline in a stunning astronomical spectacle

OVERNIGHT UPDATE: The two companies that make the abortion drug mifepristone asked the 5th Circuit to put a 1-week hold on its own ruling, arguing that failing to do so would cause "immediate chaos" and leave patients around the country in limbo. The court has yet to respond.

I just ate White Castle in my bed whilst watching Schitt’s Creek and for a moment everything was ok.

Back in allergy hell.

due to macroeconomic headwinds it's now just the P&P 500

It’s the full flower moon! Go check it out.

Disney+, I promise you your content is not worth me setting up two factor authentication for.

My poor sweetheart has a uti and while I’ve got her on antibiotics and pain meds, I feel so bad for her.

The Voting Rights Act was a product of a disruptive social movement.

So my niece wants to go to Paris as a graduation trip. I’ve got 3 years to make that happen. Her younger brother is 10 and asked if I would also to take him on a grad trip. I told him of course. He immediately says, “Tokyo.” Being an aunt is like the greatest.

I’m pretty great at fridge Tetris.

I want to go to bed now.

cool

Josh Johnson has summed up one of the greatest challenges of integrated friend and family groups more efficiently than anyone yet in this little short telling you that I paid ten times as much for my wedding photographer as for my wedding dress for this exact reason… m.youtube.com/shorts/Ur-kC...

Reporting for duty!

the pitch here is that it’s horse meat, but it tastes like whale meat

All attack, zero damage 😅

Published on tumblr a few days ago.

Steve Kerr doesn’t miss.

Why do I have to buy groceries every damn week?! Fuck.

Macbeth shit.

But also, I have some oceanfront property for sale in Nebraska.

Forced prison labor. For profit prisons. Violated constitutional rights. And 13A still allows for US slavery. www.al.com/business/202...

Odd, He picked this one to attend, but not the previous ones.

Huh.

I love how a shooting at a Presidential event hasn’t disrupted any of the sports tonight. Did they get his ass? No. Back to the game!

Hi friends. Especially reaching out to people, especially 5’ tall or shorter, who have given birth in the last few years. Where can I help my brothers girlfriend find maternity clothes that aren’t just petite plus size for old ladies?

I have a 27yo sister-in-law and we are lit up and talking shit on the fam. It’s literally the best.

I’m wearing this body spray and I smell fantastic and am a bit shimmery!

Guys, I ran into TJMAXX today between sessions and got 2 liter bottles of Ouidad Advance Climate Control Gel for $25 each. They will last me at least a year and I’m saving at least $100. These are the thrills of my life.

23 de Abril - Dia Mundial do Livro

Yeah, I don’t work with people on Fridays. Animals only.

The main thing in art and entertainment to keep your finger on the pulse of the fans and what they want, their feedback is so important.

The wrong Kennedy had his mind blown.

Mohela can eat my entire ass.

Oh no! I have upset the “homesteaders” on that subreddit, by pointing out you must keep at least 125% animal feed in reserve per season and I really hope they’re prepared for 100% increase in grass costs if buying now.

What do Levi’s, Hanes, and Chewy have in common? California AG Rob Bonta just revealed evidence alleging that Amazon used its power to pressure them, and countless other brands, to inflate prices of listings on rival online marketplaces as part of wide-ranging price-fixing scheme.

Sorry Folks. The Strait of Hormuz is Closed. The Lying Circus Monkey in the White House should have told you.

The grift never ends. Most corrupt regime in history

this morning, mamdani’s team got in touch with me to float a new tax proposal: if your net worth exceeds $5 million and you dress badly, you’ll be hit with a 10% annual levy for “visual pollution.” i would be in charge of deciding if the outfits are bad.

I sent a classified letter to House and Senate colleagues about a secret interpretation of surveillance law that every American should be concerned about. Representative Massie is right. The Constitution requires EVERY member to vote against a clean reauthorization.

1/ Your face is about to become a digital barcode. Smart glasses are turning every sidewalk and coffee shop into a searchable database in real time. We are moving from being seen in public to being indexed and filed.This is the death of the anonymous walk #DV1 #ProudBlue #Voices4Victory #USDemocracy

Gov. Abigail Spanberger of Virginia has signed into law a bill to end tax exemptions for a slate of Confederacy-related organizations in the state.

"And the worst thing about it is American credibility, not just in dealing with the Iranian regime, but to the entire world—basically we show that Trump is incompetent, he is capricious, he's completely erratic, and he's basically psychotic. He … has no conception of reality."

Genital reveal of my forthcoming nibling on 4/25!

Taxes done!

god forbid women do a jigsaw

I would also like to kick someone in the face while wearing golf shoes.