He's not a player, he's just choking on a piece of cake. on.soundcloud.com/y8HkpTuZSraD...

Some cut and paste broccoli haircut kid on tiktok was like "why would i waste 5 hours on a gen ed course when i could spend 45 minutes with ChatGPT" he also said "think smarter not harder" Honestly a little excited for him to grow up into the world's dumbest dumbass so everyone steals his money

everyone needs to internalize that this is just how all republicans are and when nancy pelosi said "the country needs a strong republican party" she meant that more people like this should be powerful. they are all like this! they all think just like this and like trump and they love it and it's fun

People get RABID about how good the 90s animated show was. It was a Saturday morning cartoon. It was fine.

Hades 2 breaking me worse than Hades did

Taco Bell: do you want any sauce Me: fire sauce please Taco Bell: here's 300 of them never call us again

good night of avoiding everything and experiencing joy. nothing is bad and everything around me is good. surely the ceiling is secure and i will never despair

Theme restaurant where the walls are human skin. Has anyone thought of this

A fine dog

A Delirium beer (already usually a bit spendy) was $20 at one of our favorite bars and I can't help but feel it's gonna get worse

Hell world lol

Sigh

This is gonna run so poorly lol

He's going to walk based entirely on the DoJ's incompetence and it's going to be so funny

the last civil war widow could have conceivably played Yakuza Like A Dragon

italy had a nice way of dealing with this kind of thing in the end

How long before this person pulls a Twitter and hides reply and repost totals to hide getting ratioed so hard by their own userbase

someone must have told gavin the game involves destroying hastily built shelters

This here really sums up my feelings on Spider-Man Magic. The FF set felt good, and like they cared. Thanking the stars that this set appears to more or less be a total failure, both sales and popularity-wise. I don't hate UB. I hate what they're doing with it.

a can of fucking SPAM is up to 5.29 in case anyone is wondering if president deals has that under control

Endless ads from Sherrill's republican competitor yelling about cancelled off-shore wind power projects. Zero ads from Sherrill pointing out that they were cancelled *because of republicans*. NJ is gonna be a shitshow in November because voters are stupid and leadership can't message.

who among us has not hacked up a journalist with a bone saw or hung a college activist from their ankles until death

My set of @16pxl.bsky.social lands is going well

The Final Fantasy Tactics remaster is very fucking good. Congrats to Square for finally hiring some voice directors that don't make everything sound like a "gyuh-huh..... ah.... ah GAHHHHHHH" anime voice

the world is on fire. check out this cool bug

ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards

I’m too old for this bullshit but kids need to get with it and play Chrono Trigger because they’ll meet a lovable medieval frog and be swept away by the orchestral magic of Yasunori Mitsuda instead of whatever the fuck this is

This final post from Kaleb Horton is very beautiful and hits hard. This is just so sad. RIP.

No one should give me a touchtunes account

"The White House has announced that the forced sale of TikTok will be finalized this week. The new ownership led by Larry Ellison - the largest individual donor to the IDF - will take control of U.S. user data and the algorithm which the White House says will be 'retrained'."

just realized my casual commander deck is $878 with the printings I have and honestly i should just sell it and retire archidekt.com/decks/410232...

I don't know who "Chotiner" is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask

Spent the last 2 years replaying every mainline Final Fantasy game. Here's my list. People will get mad. Sequels missing. AMA. 1. FF10 2. FF7 Rebirth 3. FF Tactics 4. FF6 5. FF5 6. FF7 Remake 7. FF4 8. FF7 9. FF9 10. FF12 11. FF15 12. FF14 13. FF13 14. FF8 15. FF16 16. FF3 17. FF1 18. FF11 19.FF2

"Final Fantasy 8 is good, actually" Final Fantasy 8:

Every single marvel season is 7 episodes of "hey check out these cool ideas" and one episode of "FUCK FUCK FUCK PLEASE LET ME GO FIRST I'M DOING SOMETHING"

I'm floored by this because car commercials are *pointless* [Thunder, desert road, manly man dudeman voice] have you heard about... living the life? in car? now starting at $1295/month

Thinking about the scene where Rowdy and Keith kick the living shit out of each other in a trash alley fight. It's also like ten minutes and it rules

watching my niece play soccer and I'm super confused 55 minutes in, no one has spent any gold. No one is using their ults. Three teens glitched on respawn and fell through the field Who is this *for*

I have eaten a fuckton of solid beef and syracuse salt potatoes, I have orange cream coke zero and rum, and I'm going to re-finish Final Fantasy 8 (one of my least favorites). Be kind to the good ones, punch your local nazi.

"heyheyheyyy c'maahn I'm a little guy, I'm just a little guyy, noo, it's also my birthday, I'm a little birthday boyy"

Hard to stay positive in the middle of Everything, but going to do my best with some steak, easy rice and syracuse salt potatoes. Homemade butter for the steak and taters. Let's distract ourselves for a few.

We're in the absolute dumbest timeline, so I'm just guessing he's gonna win and we're gonna have to move.

"Instead of attracting non-voters with good policies, we have to be nice to nazis and hope they just stop being nazis" continues to be one of the most incredible takes of the past 10+ years

Honestly man, nothing matters here at any point and this could be about *literally dozens of things*

No no it's gonna be so good. It has this guy everybody hates People are gonna be like "whoa this guy sucks who is he"

someone just handed me a real life Chick Tract and i am firmly convinced we're living in hell world

Once again thinking about 2016 when i was roundly scolded by several close family members for (correctly) insisting that these people are nazis and that the people who voted for them were throwing support behind nazi shit

"Trump is murdering people simply because he likes murdering people and he thinks it makes him look good." defector.com/how-do-you-s...