Finally, a fucking coherent sentence about this nightmare!

Prosecution, surely. But have we considered shoveling them all into the grand canyon coin pusher style

Smartsheet might be the worst tracking tool I have ever had to use in my professional life, closely followed by ServiceNow.

And they’ll say they can’t be held accountable because when they pulled the trigger they were afraid for their lives. Their lives which they spent serving an ideology of fear, a machine of fear, a holistic regime of fear. A culture-spanning engine of the ugliest and most dishonest fears there are.

is he dead yet

Time to stop paying federal taxes. ¯\_( ツ)_/¯

w h y

I am so tired of the people who are supposed to be jailing The Guy telling me The Guy is a problem. WE FUCKING KNOW. DO WHAT WE VOTED YOU IN TO DO

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

is he dead yet

HAPPY NEW YEAR let's fuckin raaaage

She's healing up nicely and celebrating the new year

taking little sips from the pouch of velveeta like it's a go gurt

Tony Danza held the door for me at Pastrami Queen. That was nice.

Fresh ink. Thanks to Adam at Jersey City Tattoo! Niece did the design a few years ago. It can talk to my llama on the opposite wrist.

painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago

They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab

has avatar 3 made 40 billion dollars yet can anyone name any characters from this one either, or will these movies continue to be a weird empty memory black hole that siphons everyone's money

Ham update

My family put on a random movie released in 2024 that opens with an NFT heist and it is genuinely stupid

So this year, I was gifted two individual serrano hams from costco. We have about 13 people in our annual Christmas House, but no way we're crushing even one of these bad boys.

Merry Christmas and good luck to all trapped within the labyrinth

Got a new knife.

everyone that says generative ai is already here and i better get with the times fundamentally misunderstands how firmly i can hold a grudge

My Playstation Portal has bricked, during a normal reboot, 45 days after warranty expiration. Sony will not repair it. Lol

resisting the urge to fedpost

Liberals: we need to reach out to Republicans!! The average Republicans:

Most of us did not choose to write or draw or design so that we could put products on the shelf. We chose to do it because it’s a set of skills we enjoy exercising, that give us fulfillment. It’s like asking a pro pitcher to just let a machine pitch for them. Fuck off and give me the ball.

After my grandmother passed, I took exactly 3 things from the house: 1. The Baked Beans Pot 2. A vintage pie tin 3. This fantastic mug

we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫

epic will pay for every game that gets claimed this way so yes, you are still giving money to rowling (and by extension an international campaign against trans people) by claiming this there are other, better franchises - let this one go

i stand by this statement every year

one strong breeze could solve more problems than AI has done to date

GamesRadar+ presents Year in Review: The Best of 2025! Our EOY coverage starts *right now* and you can follow along in this hub all month long.

Additional Prime 4 (and Switch) feedback: The placement of the "-" button is awful and a hand stretch whether you're in handheld or candybar mode. Having the "pause" button in Prime 4 set to "-" instead of "+" is a crime. I want people arrested

The new Metroid is really good so far! It feels... slower than it should be. But that's an overall Prime Problem, and it's still flashy and fun. The bike is rad. Myles is not as annoying as everyone is pretending he is. I hate the mouse controls, which are optional.

crazy all the websites and paypros are doing their big No Horny Allowed crackdown while every online advertisement now is iether "AI SEX HOT AI CHAT NO FILTER BOOB AI FURRY GIRLFRIEND only for adults ages 6+" or "NPR is now teaming up with Bumfights dot com to revolutionize gamified asset trading"

People just can't stop talking about Brad Pitt: The Movie

renting a warehouse to store jars of piss for the graves of every monster who enables this garbage

is he dead yet

cwispy. onions.

confident that the venn diagram of people who don't put their shopping carts away and the people who insist on fully reclining on an airplane is a perfect circle

Rats gnawing on the necrotic tissue of a dying empire

This is bananas.

my computer fucks constantly. It's actually quite sexual

one monster slimmed jim contains 11g of protein so eat up gym rats

Almost the end of the year. Games I'm trying to finish before that: - Cyberpunk 2077 - Pokemon Legends Z-A - Final Fantasy Tactics Remastered GOOD LUCK TO ME