Nomatic Mind
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12 months ago
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Somehow I missed that a monk peace walk has been going on for months, but I like the message.
about 5 hours ago
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Pride will have you match into storms you aren't prepared for.
5 days ago
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I'm going to excel at retirement.
6 days ago
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7 days of vacation are messing with my BMI.
10 days ago
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To start the new year off right, I'm going to get rid of all the junk food in my house. I should be really full by the time I'm done.
16 days ago
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Truth
add a skeleton here at some point
17 days ago
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I'm sending out gift baskets for Christmas this year with the following note attached: Please fill up the basket with something nice and send it back. π
21 days ago
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DaddyJew
22 days ago
shredded cheese is just regular cheese that likes to brag about its workout routine
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If you still need some gift ideas.
29 days ago
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Roxy
about 1 month ago
Audioslave was playing on the classic rock station. I have more life to live, goddamnit
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Ainβt no stress, gonna steal my day. I going to move this joy my way.
about 1 month ago
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Granite Man
about 1 month ago
We just moved into the "that sounds like a January problem" part of December.
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I asked ChatGPT what to get my wife for Christmas. It replied, someone who listens to her.
about 1 month ago
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All humans are built with the capacity to take naps. My capacity is overdeveloped.
about 1 month ago
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McDonald's to hand out a Peace Prize with every Happy Meal.
about 1 month ago
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If you see a toilet in your dreams, do NOT use it.
about 1 month ago
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Should you be worried if you get an empty fortune cookie? Asking for a friend.
about 1 month ago
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Me at a nightclub Where are the chairs?
about 1 month ago
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You would make a great cult leader.
about 2 months ago
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Why have humans not evolved to smell your armpit begging for deodorant?
#selfawareness
about 2 months ago
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Is there an AI that can read Esteinβs emails in the voice of James Earl Jones?
about 2 months ago
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Iβm my dogβs emotional support animal.
2 months ago
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My ability to consume calories far outweighs my ability to burn calories.
2 months ago
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Wine is win with a silent e at the end. π·
2 months ago
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My version of preplanning involves leaving an uncooked plate of nachos in the microwave for when I get home.
2 months ago
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BEAVE
2 months ago
There should be a βskip to the pointβ button for conversations.
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My winter body is filling out nicely.
2 months ago
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Did Boys to Men ever explain what an Alezanderpora is?
2 months ago
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Combining tourette's with energy drinks is never a good idea.
2 months ago
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Starting next year, airlines can begin counting early departures toward their average on-time arrival times. Can't wait for the flight from New York to Miami to take off 6 hours early.
3 months ago
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I'm not retired, but the brochures look nice.
3 months ago
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Can't wait for AI to start showing me targeted clothing ads with a balding, overweight model.
4 months ago
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Today we will break free from the chains of the Constitution!!
4 months ago
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Is it crazy to let AI take over essential functions while simultaneously remembering and forgetting that AI regularly hallucinates?
4 months ago
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1) What would Chuck Norris do? 2) Did you answer question 1 first?
4 months ago
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Bruh, I put on clean underwear for the
#rapture
. Seems like a waste of time.
4 months ago
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Daisy
4 months ago
I really thought I was gonna have to stop, drop and roll more in my life.
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Being crazy is not as hard as it looks.
4 months ago
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The older I get, the more I dread iPhone cameras getting better.
4 months ago
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If you go to jail, will they let you use your phone for your one call? I don't have anyone's number memorized.
4 months ago
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I slept through my 15 minutes of fame.
4 months ago
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I'm often mistaken for an adult because of my age.
4 months ago
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If ignorance is bliss I clearly know to much.
5 months ago
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Man's greatest discovery was fire. The second greatest discovery was fermentation.
5 months ago
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If you are not drinking with me, I assume you are drinking against me.
5 months ago
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My side hustle is trying to keep up with all the back-to-school emails.
5 months ago
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Midge
6 months ago
I keep secrets by forgetting what you told me almost immediately
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6 months ago
I'd explain my past life choices but the statute of limitations isn't up yet.
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When you buy life insurance, you need to get enough to support the family, but not too much to provide a motive.
6 months ago
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My bingo card didn't have a Coldplay concert as a way to bring America together, but we still needed this.
6 months ago
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