happiness can’t buy you money

the house of guinness is badddd

beanie babies are next, watch out ty

i think they mixed up tyler robinson with tylenol somehow

the road to hell is more frequently paved with bad intentions

mighty dysmorphic powerrr rangersss

whatever you want to say about trump and co they are offering and delivering on change

silksong is too hard… it i want slow progress and anxiety i can just go to work

seems like it’s already being rolled back a little, let’s see

i don’t think people on bluesky understand the severity of this situation. i woke up to literally hundreds of texts from friends and family thinking about either moving back home to india or applying to other countries for jobs. this includes me.

no-one should “debate” human rights and dignity

this h1b shit is so fucked

censoring cable tv is the same as burning books to me … in that i don’t watch cable tv and also i can’t read your move mr trump

censoring cable tv is the same as burning books to me … in that i don’t watch cable tv and also i can’t read your move mr trump

has anyone said “play stupid games win stupid prizes” about charley kirk yet? to be legally clear, i am not saying this, just asking a simple questions, like charley kirk would

What if Colbert ended up being our Churchill? What if the South Park Guys end up like two white American Nelson Mandelas? What if AOC ends up being our own personal Margaret Thatcher? What if Zohran becomes Mugabe? What if Eric Adams stepped into his destiny as America’s Nikita Khrushchev???

first they came for chalrie kirk and i laughed then they came for jimmy kimmel and i laughed

Stay pathetic you useless bastard.

nooo not the late night hosts nooo please don’t take them all off the air, that would be soooo terribleee

Here at bluesky, WE GOT THE POSTS!!! *sped up voice over* Please remember to always post responsibly

ok now do bill maher

Spain's broadcaster announced this morning that it will boycott the Eurovision contest in 2026 if Israel is allowed to participate. This makes Spain the first of the "Big Five" to promote the boycott, as rumors swirl that Germany's broadcaster won't withdraw if Israel is indeed expelled.

new ios is kinda tacky

bake-off judges should have to eat everything

that’s a lot of d for your ride experience

pokemon go to hell

so the shooter was some alt-right edge lord… how very surprising i wonder when the media will retract its messaging around the left 🤔

if you’re suddenly posting about how “violence is never justified” but haven’t been calling out the atrocities in gaza fuck you purging my social media based on this

Since someone mentioned having difficulty finding the original it happened to show up on my fyp

For the second time in his life, Charlie Kirk has failed to make it through college.

it’s ai, don’t believe the video, he was actually shot in the dick

he died doing what he loved, spewing bile out of a hole in his neck

just learned this today but guns are dangerous it seems

it’s what he would have wanted

@govpritzker.illinois.gov's take on Kirk is the correct one: "Political violence, unfortunately, has ramped up in this country ... I think there are people who are fomenting it in this country. I think the president's rhetoric often foments it." On point. So glad Democrats are saying this.

More Democrats have condemned a single shot at Charlie Kirk than the hundreds of bullets fired at Hind Rajab.

9/10 never forget

still nothing to say on violence in gaza then?

the special effects in movies with blood coming from the neck from a gunshot is very accurate it turns out kudos to hollywood

live by the gun…

dick and balls bugs they said it couldn’t be done

I'm against them because they taste like tree bark [derogatory] and nobody of discerning taste drinks like I do. IPAs are for Americans who like the *idea* of soccer

oasis is boring dad rock

delusional, they’ll say they have no power and talk about the parliamentarian again

americans use biweekly to mean evey two weeks and it absolutely disgusts me biannually is still twice a year it’s absolute madness

what a fucking cunt