“fuck off you cunts”

youtu.be/D1ZPGGbrBQs?... 🧑‍🍳 💋

amazons shitty auto toaster broke down lol, happy holidays

don’t vote with your wallet or your feet, that’s for assholes you should vote with your asshole

sorry can’t make it to work today been persecuted and crucified by the romans back in 3 days i reckon

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holy shit dude

as a bit of course…

getting into flappy bird in 2025

just did a fart that kinda sounded like the predator

wait we have video now?

The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.

why is glen hoddle still on tv

autism causes vaccines

whyy do you only get lines on your face when you nap and not for regular sleep??

babysitting one child “thats hard work” babysitting thirty children while teaching them algebra “teaching is easy”

the ronaldo of postingTM

i say vagina the way trump says china

an actual karen coming in hot

instagram just targeted me with a hat shop for big heads and im genuinely impressed because honestly caps/beanies not fitting is a real problem might just be targeting all irish people though

im sorry did tiny harmless noises inconvenience your completely safe family for one evening???

met an israeli in london last week who complained about his neighbors setting off fireworks that woke up his kids the level of unawareness is unbelievable

how to read wuthering heights like a pornogaphic magazine

average nyt columnist

looking around as the most capitalist country to ever exist descends into fascism and bravely standing up to ask “is this because of woke”

this will be his obituary

no more mr bill nye-ce guy

straight shot to benghazi

free market at work aka “what if china pops our shitty ai bubble faster with it’s cheap renewable energy by commoditizing models entirely and showing there was never any money to be made to justify the huge us investment”

In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.

ah well… it’s nothing that a bunch of meds and years of therapy can’t paper over

Amazing moment in time right now where people who yelled at us for sticking to genocide as a red line are now also disgusted with Democrats and threatening not to vote for them. So your health insurance becoming more expensive was your red line?

Dems backed Trump into a corner where he’s advocating for starving Americans and hemorrhaging support. If they vote to let him off the hook in exchange for nothing it’s a cataclysmic failure. I know people are in pain but insulating Republicans from political consequences is not the answer.

chigurh 2028

those were the days, back 66 million years ago, when people were proper shelfish, not like now

my dad just called some average looking zoomers "some gay lads"… he wasn’t being particularly derogatory, i think he just thinks all zoomers are “gay lads” #femboygang1337

the catholic church is never beating the allegations like that

found my irish dad watching mass online and it says “femboygang1337” on the live stream

sure gav

its like dry january but for cool ppl

it’s no work november… stop it. no work.

this is on repeat for an hour on 7 tvs in a pub, no wonder britain is going insane

algerians coming to steal job from proper british paedos

Page One. @theguardian.com #ICE

stand back ladies… only i should be allowed to ruin the workplace

definitely something you do when the huge investment in ai is paying off and your not worried about how it will actually make a profit and cutting people to cover the losses

all open world games would be improved by taking all the sparse elements and moving the all closer together and not making an open world game