I read this (thanks to my local library)! It was wild and great!

It happened again. 12YO just blithely handing me a molar sitting next to me on the bed. I have so many teeth.

I haven't read all of these, but the ones I have are bangers. New May reading list just dropped!

Well, rather a lot of my medieval students' last exams featured mentions of this lady, so I feel like I'm doing something right??

Hacking canvas? What do they think this is, the Isabella Stewart Gardner museum in 1990.

I am thrilled our education system is totally dependent on monopoly platforms like Canvas which along with using AI to surveil all my IP & my students data are really easy to hack thanks to AI. Let's double down on technology & praise our tech overlords for delivering us this shattered world.

I have gotten the more polite message of death, two papers in! Probably should have graded this morning instead of cleaning (but when is that ever NOT true??)

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It's a good thing grades are due next week, because my living room and office really needed that deep clean.

the media is now telling people to work from home to save on gasoline, immediately after their years-long crusade to tell us why returning to office is best for everyone. this isn't a gotcha, it's an example of how contradicting demands allow the ruling class to blame us no matter what we do

7 dollar gas. Well, I guess I'll buy an electric car. Oh those are 60 thousand dollars? Well at least electricity is cheap. Oh the government won't build solar panels because it's "Too transgender"? Well at least wages are going up. Oh the idea of jobs is fake now? Well at least everyone is happ

Parenting is wild.

College is the intentional surrendering of the mind to the transformative process of knowledge

Obligatory #IOhiovoted selfie this primary Election Day.

Say what you will about Ohio, but we voted overwhelmingly in favor of abortion and weed.

This looks rad! Glad I got the chance to back it (just now) and I look forward to the book when it arrives!

This one is also mine, apparently. Can also be expanded to shul.

School is calling for parent volunteers for Field Day and it’s the same day I’m scheduled for a colonoscopy. A thing I have realized about myself is that I’d rather have the colonoscopy than volunteer for Field Day.

Middle school band concert survival mode.

[screams in Ohioan]

A thing I love about my husband is that he does not want my help or company when he puts together IKEA furniture.

I would submit that a gerrymander by politicians saying fuck the voters and one by voters saying fuck the politicians are two wholly different animals

I was a plus one for a friend (over her very reluctant husband) at a fundraiser last night where I knew NO ONE, and thus snuck in some time reading L’Engle classics (Many Waters).

How is “viewpoint diversity” not just affirmative action for people with bad ideas

@aetiology.bsky.social, two can play at that game! Second dose of Gardasil before classes today.

Belated, but I dare anyone to have a better #Caturday morning than I did.

Sonya Clark, "Unraveling" and "Unraveled," 2015 #ConfederateSurrenderDay

My kid’s art was one of 30 grand prize winning art works selected from 8,000 submissions across the state (K-12 students), and I AM SO PROUD OF HER. She, of course, is just excited about the prize money.

Confident in my ability to properly ship, I take the strait. I smile at my opponent. Supreme Leader Khamenei does not return the gesture. He’d be prettier if he did, I think. He fires. The rocket passes cleanly through my bridge, killing me instantly

all these universities kept axing medieval history departments as if they thought tyrants beefing with the Pope was going to stop being relevant

Oh shit. What’s with Today, Today?

A happy Rex Manning Day to all those who celebrate!

It's all so fucking stupid. We don't have to live like this.

It's Panda's birthday! This is the only one of our cats whose birthday we know with certainty, so we do it up in style*! *we say "happy birthday!" and ask her how it feels to be another year older. She is now 15 and has never given a satisfactory answer.

Always banging my drum about this one (begging my doctor for the vaccines I am "too young for" for illnesses I have already suffered from).

I finally did the thing and pulled out my Xteink X4 out at a kid birthday party (at which I knew none of the parent or kids except my own)!

Just checked mine and I’m good (nothing’s changed, wasn’t exactly worried, but fuck Frank LaRose)!

Kind of nice for the sinuses that eat lots of horseradish week coincides with everything is blooming week this year.

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Look, I am not one for miracles, but it's a little too convenient that campus is closed for a power outage the day I already cancelled class for Passover (and felt guilty about)??

Sent a few bucks here and there to some of the folks on this list. Things are tight for us, but we're luckier than many. Happy Trans Day of Visibility!

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Tweens are not always easy to live with, but the fact that they can and will spontaneously prepare and bring an edible breakfast while I’m working is an advantage over toddlers.

next time we should try a government staffed by people who are good at their jobs to see if things work out better

OMG.

Lots of wins this week for the almae matres between the Oberlin luddites and BU pride flags!

anyway i love art students. long live art students, of all varieties of handsomeness

Do I want war with Iran? Absolutely not. Do I want Frank LaRose shipped to the front lines? Well, maybe a little bit.

0 days being embarrassed by an alma mater! Well, embarrassed by the school, but very proud of the students!