Mitch Lemon
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I have a whole Sam-and-Diane thing with the world. I am relatively extremely Minnesotan.
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The Onion
about 15 hours ago
Despondent Shohei Ohtani Figured He Would Have Met Steve-O After 8 Years In U.S.
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Chet Faliszek
1 day ago
I just pissed myself... this is the movie he is mad that people are calling slop... I demand you watch with the sound on... it is so much worse than you think it is going to be...
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Aaron Gleeman
2 days ago
My big news: I've left The Athletic because they wanted me to stop covering the Twins. I refused to give up my dream, so I'm betting on myself and returning to my independent roots. I need your support to make it work. Join me and let's do this together:
www.aarongleeman.com/welcome-to-t...
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Welcome to the new AaronGleeman.com (and why I left The Athletic)
I refuse to stop covering the Twins, so I'm betting on myself and returning to my independent roots. Let's do this together.
https://www.aarongleeman.com/welcome-to-the-new-aarongleeman-com-and-why-i-left-the-athletic/
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Chris Kluwe
3 days ago
he turned it into a Porta potty
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Laurie
3 days ago
do you see what I mean
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Ryan H.
3 days ago
The resident eagles of Watkins Lake didn't take kindly to this young osprey fishing in their territory đ·đȘ¶đ§Ș
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Disco Danny Hayes
3 days ago
Byron Buxton has both the
#MNTwins
hits tonight, his one-out RBI double in the 11th giving them a 2-1 lead. Twins went 35 batters in between hits.
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Chi Urbanist
4 days ago
Graphic design is my passion
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This is starting to feel like the most lost of all the lost seasons the Twins have ever lost. This week: -Delaware North concession workers authorize a strike -Taj Bradley to the injured list -Royce Lewis publicly musing about his viability as a Major Leaguer
www.mlb.com/news/taj-bra...
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Twins place Bradley on IL with right pec inflammation
The Twins placed right-handed pitcher Taj Bradley on the 15-day Injured List with right pectoralis muscle inflammation on Saturday (retroactive to May 6). Bradley made eight starts for the Twins, goin...
https://www.mlb.com/news/taj-bradley-to-injured-list-with-pectoralis-muscle-inflammation
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Barry Butler Photography
4 days ago
Today is National Train Day.
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K. A. âKĂźck Ă Ăâ PillĂ«
5 days ago
By a margin the size of an aircraft carrier
m.youtube.com/watch?v=E1wY...
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On Hamline, the potholes are so bad the city put up signs saying, âROUGH ROADS.â That is quite the message. âItâs as bad as you think, and weâre not fixing it.â I love living here, but this is untenable. Why do we live like this?*
@mayorher.bsky.social
@cityofsaintpaul.bsky.social
5 days ago
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On the Twins broadcast, Corey Provos is talking about how he got hair transplants. Itâs a little strange.
7 days ago
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The Onion
9 days ago
Commentary: Don't Tell Me You've Never Wondered What Yoda's Penis Looks Like
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Don't Tell Me You've Never Wondered What Yoda's Penis Looks Like
Oh, come on. All the times youâve watched Star Wars movies, itâs never crossed your mind even once? Youâre just going to play dumb and say, "Oh, gee, no, that never occurred to me"? Give me a break. D...
https://theonion.com/dont-tell-me-youve-never-wondered-what-yodas-penis-look-1819583916/
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Twonks
9 days ago
May the fourth be with you
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Greg Pak
9 days ago
Look, cocaine is already here. It's going to affect every single profession. We just have to learn how to use it responsibly.
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10 days ago
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Kelsey đȘČđŽââ ïž
10 days ago
how can you not love baseball
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Robocop (1987)
10 days ago
When at rest, you'll sit in a chair.
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Spooky Sara (spring madness edition)
23 days ago
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Inspirational Skeletor
13 days ago
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Larry the Cat
13 days ago
History of the USA: - King of England imposes taxes - America declares independence - Things go well for nearly 250 years - America elects a moron - Moron imposes taxes - King of England gets taxes removed
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Mischief Toy Store
12 days ago
Emily says we're wrecking the whole
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Iâd say this accurately describes life right now.
13 days ago
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Unusual Whales
15 days ago
"First-time home buying plunges to record low as baby boomers prevent younger Americans from ever owning," per NYP.
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD
15 days ago
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Dan Marshall
15 days ago
Amy's proudly militarizing suburban police. Our slide into fascism is a wholly bipartisan endeavor.
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Luiza Jarovsky, PhD
16 days ago
đš If you're interested in AI, ethics, history, and PRIVACY, stop what you are doing and watch
@carissaveliz.bsky.social
's 12-minute TED Talk "Beware the Power of Prediction," released 2 days ago (link below):
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Molly Knight
17 days ago
The fired Boston Red Sox coaches in front of their plane back home. Thatâs Jason Varitek giving a thumbs down on the left. Alex Cora has been texting reporters heâs happy to be free. This is from his IG stories. Fucking incredible.
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MLB
17 days ago
A one-in-a-billion chance! Bryce Harperâs face says it all đ
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@NewsJennifer (Jennifer Schulze)
17 days ago
Appreciate this detail from CBS News reporter Jennifer Jacobs. It's an important part of the story that seems to be missing from a lot of comments & coverage.
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Jeff Passan Bot
18 days ago
The Boston Red Sox fired manager Alex Cora, hitting coach Peter Fatse, bench coach RĂĄmon Vazquez and game-planning coach Jason Varitek, sources tell ESPN. While the Red Sox won today, they are 10-17 and in last in the American League East. Massive change is coming in Boston.
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Charlotte Garden
18 days ago
It's giving Wade Boggs Carpet World, tbh
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Ann Telnaes
19 days ago
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The WH Correspondents' Dinner
Unethical and tone deaf
https://anntelnaes.substack.com/p/the-wh-correspondents-dinner
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The Onion
19 days ago
Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke
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Corey Provus with the early leader for most cringey moment of the season. Made a little mistake during the broadcast. đ€Ł
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Nathan Goldwag
21 days ago
They think you're stupid.
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This is a really good trivia question thatâs going to occupy my brain for a while.
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21 days ago
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CJ Fogler
22 days ago
There was a goose on the field at Wrigley, they played on
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Tim Onion
23 days ago
With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of
@timheidecker.bsky.social
, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.
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Defector
24 days ago
Defector is simply the 26 worker-owners who staff the site, along with the 40,000 or so paid subscribers who sustain it. Become one of them for only $1.
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Achieve Information Independence Via Defectorâs Spring Sale | Defector
When I survey energy marketsâthat is, when I gaze through binoculars at the gas station sign I can read from my home as long as there isnât a big truck in the intersectionâI see the disruptiveâŠ
https://defector.com/achieve-information-independence-via-defectors-spring-sale
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I believe it is Denny Green oâclock for the 2026 Twins. Holy hell, what a way to lose a game.
24 days ago
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Robocop (1987)
26 days ago
He had a dream. A dream.
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This is the view from my brotherâs window in Chicago (23rd floor) right now. This is facing a marina on Lake Michigan.
26 days ago
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Tim Onion
28 days ago
Last month in The Onion:
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MLB
29 days ago
Byron Buxton becomes the all-time home run leader at Target Field đ
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The Onion
30 days ago
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altmanâs Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto
https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD
about 1 month ago
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Wes Burdine
30 days ago
Hey, so this is cool. Iâve got a Peace Prize too, you fascist ass.
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Black Hart of Saint Paul
30 days ago
This is dope.
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