linea palmisano says drones can bring NARCAN to people having an overdose i think if minneapolis wants drones to help, we should give them to the fire department, not the cops

Air to Ground Message: ASH ON WINDSHIELD FROM WILDFIRE SMOKE PLEASE PASS ON TO BRIDGE...THIS IS SIMULAR TO VOLCANIC ASH Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA Type: Airbus A319 A: #ac8fb5ace19 F: #f7ca61cc28e

We lost five guys last week!

Actually flawless.

I'll bet you think you're smart. Think you could outsmart a bullet?

At the turning of the millennium there were 769 satellites in space, 2026 there are 14,500 satellites. I spent 7mins photographing the Milky Way rising above Poatiri Mt Charles Hoopers Inlet, on Muaupoko (Otago Peninsula) this evening. Ōtepoti Dunedin, NZ #Photography

'Wait till they get a loada me...' #caricature #art

I love with someone terrible dies and the mood online is welcome to jazz brunch

Capricorn: Everyone is impressed by your ability to carry an unreasonable emotional and professional burden without crying in the break room. Have a lukewarm tap water to celebrate.

My lasting image of Lindsey Graham will always be when he theatrically declared “Count me out. Enough is enough!” after January 6th — and then got back in with Trump more than ever before for Trump 2.0

the Battle for Nazi Gold

Boner.

RAISING ALEXANDER Helena Rozhenko: I'm doing my part Deanna Troi: I'm doing my part Lwaxana Troi: I'm doing my part Worf:

lets goooo

This is the most hilarious little league home run I've ever seen, the Royals have outdone themselves

Hydration, broken

When you’ve muted the politician’s name on Bluesky, so all you see are the sub-skeets…

“No, I didn’t ask for FIFA to take the red card back. Quite the opposite. I was very kind and told them, ‘Pretty NICE tournament you have here. It would be a SHAME if anything happened to it.’ See? I was very nice and not nasty.”

📍NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK

Joe Ryan (MIN) struck out nine against the Yankees in seven shutout innings

McConnell staff say he is simply enjoying a pausa de hidratación.

“It’s OK because we’ve always been corrupt.”

Capricorn: No one can change your life except you. Your neighbors would also appreciate it if you’d change your pants.

Gemini: Your lungs are exhausted from all the screaming. But your soul will never grow tired of it.

Air to Ground Message: EXTRA CLEANUP FOR AN INVOLUNTARY PERSONAL PROTEIN SPILL Area: Los Angeles, CA, USA Type: Airbus A320neo A: #a12ce2e123c F: #fe052845b36

Morning all. Of all the many, many photographs I’ve seen this remains one of my all time favourites, like a Caravaggio painting. What a frame. Photograph by Chris Steele Perkins, Blackpool 1972.

Mind if I zip this up?

We rob banks, but never get to keep the money.

Corey Provus every time new analyst Anthony Recker opens his mouth…

good timing robocop

my god

Would you hand a child the power of the Sun?

It bothers me that Yeah Jeets made MGM Sportsbook ads trading on his iconic “The Flip” play. It feels like gambling is intent on not only tarnishing our current sports, but also tainting our favorite sports memories and moments. I can’t RE2ECT that. Please let me keep my baseball memories.

I just think in general a lot of grass-touching would be beneficial

Out👏Of👏ideas👏

Take a look at my face, Dick. He was trying to kill me.

I’m sorry, WHAT, Kody Clemens??

He’s real. 😂

He’s real. 🤯

Tonight! This feels like a big baseball experience.

What a sack of shit coward. Respect to the S.F. reporters for hammering him and the Giants media pipsqueak and pointing out that this is baseball-related now. Because of the team’s actions or inaction. Absolute idiots.

every time you see a headline that begins with “we have to,” replace the “we” with “you” and you’ll immediately understand the purpose of the piece and the power dynamics at play