“The pope is weak on crime.” Has been ringing in my ears. Goddamnit even in his dementia phase he’s still such a good poster.

Never mind it worked and the refs gave a CNN worthy “both sides are bad” performance

Chris Finch is right in the big picture about NBA refs but complaining about the refs publicly has only ever turned teams into losers.

I love reviving my old jazz twitter resentments to all 12 Utah Jazz fans on here and they love it too.

If I had one thing to say to Kings fans is that the Utah Jazz exist primarily as a mildly successful footnote to other team‘s glory so I think this means you’re going to win the lottery.

My uncle literally got a 40 year and counting marriage to my favorite aunt thanks to some late 70’s basketball shorts.

I had some real cancelable opinions this morning. True disgusting heinous stuff. Good thing blue sky was down. I’m better now. I fixed those opinions.

I had some real cancelable opinions this morning. True disgusting heinous stuff. Good thing blue sky was down. I’m better now. I fixed those opinions.

Don’t be mad bluesky went down. Be glad you didn’t see my takes this morning.

All ultra rich people are conservatives.

@stevenhyden.bsky.social thank you for writing a book about the strokes for me. As a millennial It is nice to finally be old enough to be pandered to. Do you have a preference of which is the best place to pre-order it?

I cannot stress enough how bad watching the NBA primarily through the Utah Jazz has been for my health. The basketball tonight is tremendous and it’s just the play in.

They don’t warn you about how many strange places hair is just going to start growing out of when you get old and how much joy your wife is going to take from plucking them one by one.

Really need Jeff Tweedy to open up his heart to John Mayer so we can have Dead and Wilco.

Guaranteed 10 year subscription to anyone‘s Substack that gives us a deep dive on the history of 00’s Madden soundtracks.

I write 19 fanfics about Rudy and Don in this exact scenario at the old site.

Listening to “Kill ‘em All” and my favorite part of the album is when Metallica goes from one of the best most iconic riffs ever into that next iconic riff and then they do it 40 more times.

Ok so after paying attention to the NBA season more this year, daughter Clam really took to the ‘fashion walks’ the players took before the game. My film roll is now filled with dozens of these as she perfected her craft

Just in case she follows with a burner a reminder to Annie Clark that I will be your intern for free, I will ask no questions, I will offer no ideas, I will not attempt to further my career, I will get coffee and gaffer tape everything and stand respectfully in the corner.

Thought I wrote a banger last night but it was just Rattlesnake by St. Vincent. Anyways… go listen to Rattlesnake by St. Vincent

Pretty wild and definitely under remarked that there are grown adult basketball obsessives with no memory of the clippers being incompetent

@markrussellpereira.bsky.social @getsit.bsky.social

I guarantee you that you are more sentimental about Joe Ingles final NBA game than Joe Ingles is. Man will be back to Australia faster than you can say vegemite once that contract ends.

When the Jazz actually get Oscar Tshiebwe some help next year they’re gonna be a problem.

Yeah honey I listen to Prince but just for the guitar solos. I mean of course there’s sex god freak orgy stuff but the arpeggios and phrasing are genuinely substantive.

Abby Road? A dump. Electric Lady? Overrated. Sun City? Filled with hacks. This is what a real ass studio looks like.

Don't taco Tuesday this shit. Millions of people spent the day wondering if they would get vaporized, and no one in our government stood up to him. Nothing cutesy about it.

Jazz fans hearing Quinn Snyder has a more creative offense when he doesn’t have to play a guy who can’t dribble pass or shoot for 38 minutes a night.

Not sure if it’s funnier that Utah taxpayers have subsidized Ryan Smith so he can pay BYU basketball players to lose in the first round, or so the Jazz could tank for four years.

We are so close I can almost taste it

You know Ryan Smith has promised Will Hardy another extension if he can secure this thing.

New Balance still wack though

Let’s go kings!!!!!!

If you delete when you get ratio’d you don’t belong on social media. Thats okay, It’s a bad place. Not for everyone.

My name is Gage Olsen I live in Cedar City Utah and I read your article and you are part of a rich tradition of useless “serious” writers who get into big publications by explaining why everything bad about the right is actually secretly because of something wrong the left did.

If the Utah Jazz keep their pick we can finally stop having Derrick Favors disappoint us for the first time in 15 years

make sure to abolish the senate, set age limits on every office, and make it korean-levels of easy to put the president in jail. statehood for dc and puerto rico, and revert wyoming to a territory.

Second best guitarist his immediate family ever produced

And when it turns out you don’t like it… it probably means you have spent your time with shallow and unchallenging music exclusively.

The best thing is when you circle back to an album that is massively popular and omnipresent so you avoid it for a long time, but it’s been long enough that you can appreciate how amazing it is again.

How many Utah Jazz players do you think have been to Mexican Hat?

My great great grandfather was completely illiterate. He purchased a farm and signed his marriage certificate by drawing a bird symbol. It was as legally binding as any signature.

Going off 5th grader diorama’s Indiana is a football state.

I *used* to be a Mormon. Side-part hair. White jumpsuit. Sloppy Dr. Peppers. Floral couch.

Happy Birthday, George Benson 🥳🎉🎂 🗣️'Cause there's music in the air and lots of lovin' everywhere... I just love this song.. it puts me in a good mood 💙