My best friend cam and my best friend @calculizer.bsky.social just inadvertently philosophizing the same concepts

There are two types of people: 1. Those nostalgic about the past. 2. Those who can now see their past through the lens of decades of experience and realize that the worst parts of their lives were when we were in adolescence, and we are scarred by our former selves. Nobody in 1 is on Bluesky.

Being a star pro-athlete is wild: The day you realize you are outclassed athletically is rite of passage for almost all humans. Some of us it happens as soon as middle school, elite athletes It happens in college, these freaks just make it till like 28 years old having never been the bozo.

The way they set the stereo image of this album makes you feel like you’re standing in a room with the piano in front of you, the drummer directly to your right. And on the left a saxophonist ascending at the molecular level into pure light and heat.

The ganderlarity

Remembering that Jack White is cool as hell is the overdue correction to his spending the last 10 years of dad rock quarantine.

Worked out this morning despite making like 9 incredible excuses

This ain't no wholesale operation Just a few eighths and some PlayStation's my vocation

Matt Tong is unreal

Saaaaame, Matt Tong supremacy

Good morning to Matt Tong only.

“Ur under arrest by the authority of the Pratt Imperium.”

I found it. The worst guitar in the world.

the thing about the roblox interview is that he's more or less just saying out loud what every social media & gacha CEO has been doing for the last 10+ years. selling kids gambling with the minimal legally allowed guardrails is hot profits rn

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Been on macOS for nine months and finally I’m ready to just say it: This shit sucks.

The center of the sports world tonight is Las Vegas (F1 quali and Hawaii/UNLV obvs)

“By number 77 of the Lakers” 😂 Billy is wild tonight

KG giving it to the lakers like every real jazz head knew he would #takenote #lakeshow

Sufjan Stevens apparently can't be expected to record 50 albums for every state yet somehow the "Strange Planet" guy can make content for all 50 states like once a week.

Every bus driver I know in my personal life should be Mayor.

I do legitimately feel for the Jazz organization on one thing, Laurie Markkanen really is that good, they cannot tank with him. But there has never been a rumored trade package offered that wouldn’t have been insulting for what he is.

I’ll say it, I’m glad the Jazz are past the highlighter phase, but the current aesthetic is still below everything we wore during the Gobert era except the mustard jerseys

jazz bulls 2OT feels like a punishment somehow

The Jazz are exactly good enough this year to make sure no one has fun

KG is so clutch #takenote

Ace Bailey at five fouls, time for him to start becoming a superstar and begin mauling everyone and having the refs swallow their whistle because they don’t wanna foil him out.

I love that the Zions bank commercial still skips the black and highlighter yellow era

Even now seeing the bulls playing against the Jazz stirs up deep sports trauma

music.apple.com/us/album/som... Back on my bullshit

My newest image of the Elephant Trunk Nebula and the IC 1396 region is built from nearly 1000 individual deep-sky exposures totaling 81 hours of integration time. The long integration reveals the full structure of a collapsing molecular cloud inside a giant H II region about 2,400 light-years away.

LeBron retiring will be weirder, but Steph retiring will be sadder

Playing hide and go seek and learning my sons are fuckin snitches. 😓

This is almost as bad as when Brandon Davies had consensual sex with his girlfriend.

@thirstinmore.bsky.social ur thoughts friendo?

OK, so I know drain the swamp was the rally and cry for tacit fascists but damn centrist Democrats really need to spend some time in front of the mirror to learn about what might be driving that being so resonant.

Jazz legit would’ve been a play-in team if Kessler stayed healthy.

Biggest bag fumble in sports marketing history by Under Armour. They had the most popular player in the league, a once in a lifetime opportunity to eat into the basketball market share and they couldn’t make a decent looking shoe for him.

The Utah Jazz are playing defense like a team playing two unathletic 4’s as a frontcourt together

Bluesky has reached Prospect-Assigned-to-G-League levels of resonance. That's when you know you've hit with the NBA hardcores. #NBASky

Don't pay more than 25$ for a valve box.

Boise State leading the way per uz.

They voted for him 9 years ago after he was on camera bragging about sexually assaulting women.

Four vegan staffers from Buds sandwich shop on a quarterly rotation.

Happy Veterans Day. My grandfather was an army clerk helping with cash and carry arming Britain in the fight against fascists. He married my grandmother in Eden, Idaho and shipped off to London 48 hours later in 1940, just in time for the blitz. May we all do our part to beat the fascists.

Every day I wake up and check the premier league table and I cackle. #safc

Man Gobert still has HATERS out there

You have been lied to. They told you that odd time signatures are for nerds and not for incredibly sexy brooding shirtless Seattle rock stars. Retvrn to the truth they took from you.

You know how it was floated that at the caucus meeting they selected a group of senators to take the fall and vote for reopening the government to cover for the rest of them who wanted to do it, but didn’t want to piss off the base? Here’s some good evidence:

Good afternoon to everyone but especially every LGBTQ+ person in Rowan County Kentucky.