Your daily reminder Clapton sucks.

This is where Taylor Sheridan learned that an aging man lecturing a younger woman about the world is extremely popular TV.

Glad Maine won’t downgrade from coward to actual Nazi.

Player hit pieces are now seen as bad taste so it’s really fun when sportswriters get to crack their knuckles and write a deserved takedown.

Darryn Peterson started terrible and still ended with an efficient scoring night

They saw Utah had the chosen one and they kidnapped him on the way to Vegas and gave us a body double. This is not DP we have to find the real DP

No athlete deserves happiness more than JC. Win a ship, be gorgeous in New York City, what a king.

@tylerparker.bsky.social this any sort of connection or nah?

replace mitch mcconnell with tj mcconnell you cowards

LeBron announcing he’s running for Maine senate

RE: Scottie Pippen Weird as hell that these famous and wealthy old people can’t just get together with the insanely hot slightly younger than them people. Like there isn’t some absolutely outrageous 40-year-old woman interested in a legendary athlete? Wouldn’t you enjoy your time more?

Update: we’re all saying Aidoo to Jonas now DP is old news

It might be cliché, but the boomers were absolutely correct with the very top of their cannon, Beatles/Floyd/Zepplin are all exactly as good as your annoying uncle says they are. Now, when they start ranking the Eagles above N.W.A. or something you have to take them home.

He’s such a dork and that’s why he’s going to rip this league apart.

Infuriating that Darryn has the Swedish spelling and not Danish we need to petition the nba to make him change it to Petersen

IDGAF about USMNT anymore I only care about Darryn Peterson.

Guys DP is the chosen one.

Feels like tomorrow we’re going to know exactly what percentage of Belgium is Muslim

Belgium invented french fries and they’re sonning us all over again

He’s going to be a Fox News pundit talking about how the extreme left cancelled him within *weeks*

I like to think Mitch McConnell is in a state of psychic torture his consciousness is subjecting him to before he gets to rest. That makes me feel good to think.

I’m really tired of this website being the “let’s get mad about pundits on twitter” website I like every other thing we do here except that.

music.apple.com/us/album/lif... As a millennial Boisean hipster, evangelizing late-period Built to Spill is not so much a right as it is a solemn duty.

Listening to the national anthem by Radiohead with some good headphones while fireworks play is pretty tremendous

Jazz undefeated in the Darryn Peterson era.

A guy wearing a ‘Lions Not Sheep’ hat at the 4th of July Parade here didn’t take it off for the flag which I think is perfect.

Look if you need a guy to have your team be exactly 1/2 step below as good as they should be this is your guy.

To Daryl Morey:

Never, ever, ever underestimate the ego and hubris of rich white dudes

I’m in mourning for the Kessler/JJJ/Markkanen/Bailey/KG lineup. I’ve been daydreaming about it since February.

Say this for Utah: Jaxson Hayes might be a domestic abuser but at least he’s bad at basketball

Lakers decided to treat Walker Kessler like he’s Chris Bosh and now the Jazz have to employ Jaxson Hayes

Rob Pelinka

This sucks. It’s too much money for him and we got two first round picks back, but Walker Kessler is a good basketball player, and the Utah Jazz don’t ever get to have nice things.

All I’m saying is that if it was the Utah Jazz and not the Lakers paying $150 million a year to three white guys there would be some jokes.

BREAKING: Raptors Send Dick, Picks to Clippers for Kawhi

Always very frustrating to hear people denigrate the Beatles. Like, okay bro, I’m surrrrrre you could have written all their classic songs like “mama Mia” and “Fernando”.

The Utah Jazz are Schrödinger’s 4-seed. Are they good or bad or medium? They’re all of them at the same time.

Every billionaire hates you.

@jazzmanmark.com I’m road tripping today and if that pod doesn’t come out I’m gonna have to talk to my kids.

@lurchin.bsky.social I love you

About the most accurately mock drafted top five I can remember

Seems wrong that the Jazz picked 2nd and didn't end up with either the BYU kid or the Boozer kid

Ryan Smith going around the Jazz front office asking the Zanick and Ainge’s “DP?” like Vivek.

One of my baby’s toys plays Farmer in the Dell and I’m glad he’s getting such a comprehensive music education.

There really are only four prospects: -athletic hypothetical wings -speedy undersized American guards -unathletic career college players, -foreign seven footers

I just want to shout out the Miami Heat and every Mormon guy at BYU that married someone out of his league he’d been hitting on for two years because she was about to graduate

Cinephiles this morning wondering if Jonah Hill has to tell every pro athlete that they got traded or if it’s just in baseball

We did it.