Don't find someone who ticks all these boxes. They'll find you.

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Yer midnight lullaby. Posted by someone who has fucked in the National Gallery's second floor loo. "I love your face." "In the right place." www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXIo...

In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:

Cunk poetry :) From: www.facebook.com/PhilomenaCun...

The 1906 British film THE ? MOTORIST is a charming example of the innocence of early cinema. A motoring couple run down a traffic cop in their automobile, crushing him under the wheels, and then escape into space, racing around Saturn's rings.

Yer midnight lullaby. Lived this song. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bsao...

Yer midnite lullaby. www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1Qk...

Release day. Lot of work went into this. Aust na PNG bung wantaim. On vinyl cd and dig. On Tidal and Qobuz, Apple Music bandcamp and selected stores

Yer midnite lullaby. Quincy J and Benjamin F. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sE6...

Yer midnite lullably. Icy mystic archaic soul. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCKZ...

Remember Orkney Library & Archive we will be shutting at 5pm all this week. Apologies for any inconvenience. Here's a group photo from the Archive but one man has just found a rabbit in his hat. We hope this makes up for any disappointment. 🐰

Finally, news we can trust

for some reason i was absolutely *compelled* to give this NASA europa mission animation a freebird edit

Whenever I think of the concept of “fomo” I think about the time I worked at the pub while all my friends took acid, and after my shift I joined them only to discover they’d spent the night writing a letter to an “unspeakably ugly house” which started with the line “dear fellow motorist”

Love this

Yer midnite lullaby. Lotta energy in the room. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zq_r...

In retrospect, it was probably not a good idea to choose "Oh! God! Yes! Yes!"as the safe phrase.

The last time Seattle Opera staged the Ring Cycle around a decade ago, local transit ran the rather impressive announcement "The monorail will continue to operate after GOTTERDAMMERUNG."

Yer midnite lullaby. Ms Quatro getting funky. www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMZE...

I think about the tweet like “being a billionaire where everyone you meet agrees with you must be the cognitive equivalent of getting kicked by a horse every day” and how we have now democratized that experience for everyone, including actual billionaires, in the form of uber-sycophantic chatbots.

I really think at its heart philosophy is one giant battle, taking place over many eras and nations, between people who are basically pleasant bureaucrats and people who are sexy murder poets, and it’s both super important and super boring that the pleasant bureaucrats must win.

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Maybe it’s just me, but maybe when inviting people to a lunch/sales pitch on cremation don’t use a picture of fried chicken.

I’m a firm believer that with SHIN GODZILLA returning to theaters, Toho should also re-release the figurines of the kaiju giving apologetic press conferences.

Imagine not being able to see that Stephen Miller is the bad guy in the story

Yer other midnite lullaby. A masterwork of western civilization. Witty clip too. www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEba...

Yer midnite lullaby. Holds up well I feel after half a century, not least because of a crisp rhythm section, nice unison vocals and M. Young's sinuous and excitable guitar. However the lyrics have aged like egg, bacon and potato salad. www.youtube.com/watch?v=lh67...

Jules Verne: and so, the heating of a coil within a secondary envelope allows the balloon to navigate levels of atmosphere. Combined w the international date line we see the malleability of time! HG Wells: set the dial to future and you go there Verne: Wells: people are apes in the future

I don't know why this lad is building a subterranean city for cats, but I'm all for it.

Yer midnite lullably. A ferociously sultry story of an American concubine. Back when country-pop had a real sting in the tale. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORfo...

Yer midnite lullaby. Totally brill torch song. www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0vJ...

While we’re still figuring out life on Earth, Voyager 1 is 15 billion miles away, cruising on 69KB, an 8-track, and 1977s Fortran like it’s nothing.

Yer midnite lullaby. www.youtube.com/watch?v=krW3...

As someone else said, some American company is surely working on a way to automatically triple prices in a natural disaster. "Surge pricing," you know.

Writing my poems I forgot the dustbins.

I'll think about this one day.

The best tech equivalent for AI is the microwave oven. Bold promises about steaks and cakes, but now 90% used by people who can't be arsed and the rest for a couple of specific tasks. It'll be ubiquitous but unloved and a distant choice from anything done properly or done by a professional.

Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you” Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”

Yer midnite lullaby. www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfUu...

Yer midnight lullaby. A seminal band for me. www.youtube.com/watch?v=yF-G...