I’m trapped in our relatively small office with window and door closed and one or both of these dogs have just farted. And I’m in a meeting and trying desperately not to show my anguish on my face. SEND HELP!

protect the dolls? sure. but have you considered saying "protect trans people" instead? I know it doesn't sound as snazzy and cool but you'd be showing that you're an actual ally who cares about *all* trans people, and not just hopping on a trend. transmascs and enbies will thank you.

taking a pluslife covid test right now even though there's no reasonable way I could have gotten infected but I feel like shit 😩 the only place I’ve gone in literal weeks was the osteopath on Wednesday. We were both masked with ffp2 and I took the first appointment of the day. Fuuuuck. 🤞🏻

I have become 40% more chill since we moved to Spain and both the upside and downside of that is that I won't just push through to get shit done.

Post a random picture, or else everything will go bad in September.

Post a random picture, or else everything will go bad in September.

“Hi, my name is [your name] and I’m a constituent in [town]. “I’m calling [Sen/Rep name] to express my outrage over RFK Jr’s attacks on vaccines and public health. He’s putting our lives at risk and I ask that [Sen/Rep] work to remove him immediately.” Call each Senator (2) + Rep! 📲 (202) 224-3121

Guess it’s time for your periodic reminder that mentally ill people are actually statistically less likely to commit violent crimes; more likely to be victims; and more at risk of hurting themselves than others. If you want to curb gun crimes curb guns. Threading some studies here!

me: why am I feeling so anxious and panicky and wound up today? my ribs and lungs and autism: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHH! it’s a no-chest tape day which means it’s a sports bra day which means I’m in purgatory 😣

I’m about to order some peanut butter and am sitting here trying to figure out if our dogs would perhaps enjoy crunchy more than smooth. Having dogs is very normal 😆

people always say it's hard to write diverse characters, and I have to agree; I really struggle not to automatically make all of them bisexual. Really have to shoehorn those monosexuals in so they're represented.

In horrible news Maha’s oldest son Sanad who is only 13 went to the American aid site today and was shot in the stomach and died

I know there's a lot of talk about the new covid boosters being hard to get for ppl under 65. Fwiw, I was able to schedule mine online at CVS like normal for next month when they get in the new Moderna boosters.

US TRANS FRIENDS: Drop your gofundmes, venmos, whatever ways of supporting you you have, in the replies. Then go make sure you have plans with loved ones to deal with the worst. I love you all. We will get thru it CIS PEOPLE: Go through the replies and donate money to someone. Then reskeet.

oddly (or perhaps not that surprisingly) that’s also how people react to folks who still mask up for Covid reasons. They can’t stand that we’re making them feel bad about their choices. Turns out humans really don’t like being told that they’re the baddies. Just not enough to do better, it seems.

I considered writing a long carefully constructed argument laying out the harms and limitations of AI, but instead I wrote about being a hater. Only humans can be haters.

“…it is at its core a fascist technology rooted in the ideology of supremacy…” 🔥 this post by @anthonymoser.com slaps so hard, I almost cried at the beauty of it. fuck. thank you for writing that, Anthony! anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...

I made coleslaw and jfc how is the cabbage itself spicier than the gojuchang sauce I dressed it with????? 😳

Just to piggyback on this, I just sent this over to a friend of mine who is a regional director for a big grocery chain. His full response: “Strap the fck in. You haven’t seen anything yet.”

@dropout.tv petition that @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social change his name to Brennan Glee Mulligan because never have I seen anyone be this glee-full of revenge #samalamadingdong #changeGamer

but tbh between him and the girl loudly moaning over siesta time two weeks ago for all the street to hear on a regular Monday, I think the Spaniards must be fairly active 😅 what great opportunity for tourism marketing Cum to Spain!

I was just sticking my nose out the window to check if I was smelling ocean (I was) and whether there was gonna be a chance of wind (probably not), and was "treated" to a view of the neighbour across the street jerking off in front of his computer. 😂 do people not understand the angles of windows?

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Also, like the most cliché Austrians, my partner and I signed up for Arnold Schwarzenegger's fitness app today (there was a 2for1 on yearly subscriptions).

I may have managed to both work out AND convince my mast cells from degranulating today. I hope. Fingers crossed.

Snoop watching porn: Lesbians, nice! Snoop watching nonporn lesbians: NO!

Help if you can ❤️

I just unsubscribed from a newsletter only to get an "are you sure you want to unsubscribe" email. 😠 sure, yeah, I told you I wanted no emails from you so ofc the logical reaction is to SEND ME YET ANOTHER EMAIL. /s

Just wondering why I would want a technology whose "grandest promises" include destroying the need for human creativity and creating a new class of enslaved people trapped inside data centers controlled by oligarchs

Don’t be afraid to share your writing. There are six Sharknado movies.

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I love watching Netflix dating shows just to remind myself how low the bar for cishets is buried and why it was buried in the first place. We transmasc should really be thanking cishet men for making it *this* easy for us.

There are trans people who think living loudly out and proud is bad, that we must assimilate to avoid giving conservatives ammunition. I disagree. No bigoted society can tell us who we are. If you have to blend into a society to be respected, you're not really respected. You're broken and trained.

hello I'm a fool who overdid his workout. I could feel it was getting too much. But did I stop? no. I thought, "it's only a few more exercises" and kept going. And now I'm in pain urgh. I've just taken my cromolyn, maybe that'll help.

Multiple postal services around Europe say they are suspending the shipment of many packages to the United States amid a lack of clarity over new import duties.

I need Democratic online types to understand that because of this, Newsom is dead to me. Dead. I'd sooner vote for an actual corpse. There is no hope, none, that he'll win me over, *because he has established he is a bad person*. There's no coming back from this. Take my advice and move the fuck on.

If he was going around saying 25 year old women are too young to make decisions about abortion, I wonder if he’d have such diehard lib support. Bodily autonomy is bodily autonomy.

Everyone saying "just use a VPN idk what the big deal is" doesn't get it. We're fighting this so a VPN isn't our one hope for a free internet and then risk them coming for that too like come on

I was finally brave enough to start taking cromolyn sodium today and 1. I have not spent my entire morning intermittently running to the bathroom and 2. I feel less anxious and just kinda weirdly relaxed what is this? this doesn’t feel normal to me? 😆 I feel like a lazy orange house cat!

TERFs are just mad because I’m hot and getting laid and they’re unfuckable trolls who no one likes.

how are the "you gotta separate the art from the artist" people doing? you feeling nauseated yet? or is this still not anywhere near your moral line? rapists, abusers, and fascists should not be celebrated artists. we should punish them with oblivion. may they and their works be forgotten.

Gavin Newsom suggesting that 25 years of age is too young to transition and agreeing to right-wing entryism of concern trolling about trans people in sports. This is your opposition leader? I will never vote for Gavin Newsom anyone who thinks trans people are actual humans will follow suit.

TIL that pepto is supposed to be cherry-flavoured and I think the words "cherry" and "flavoured" are both doing some extremely heavy lifting here

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you? I'd trust the Intrepid Heroes with my life.

Y'all, I got my proper ADHD meds at last! 🎉 and I got approved for referral to the rare diseases unit to get evaluated for hEDS. I'm hoping for all my referral appointments to start coming in next month. August is kinda just minimal functionality here 😂 so I've been waiting for a while.

if i see someone's nails gently tapping on an object one more time i'm going to go insane. stop showing me objects that way

idk if it’s PDA but if I follow you back and then immediately get an automatic “thanks for following me and supporting my business/book/etc” DM, that makes me want to *immediately* unfollow you

Among the European countries that report covid in wastewater (ie. it doesn't depend on testing behaviour or having symptoms), Covid levels are rising in many countries, particularly Denmark. 3/5

Someone in a transmasc Facebook group just asked if they could be feeling sick from their first T shot or if they maybe "contracted a cold in the summer" and I just want to scream forever.

I will die on this hill: it isn’t hard to say “at the height of the pandemic” or “at the start of COVID” during a podcast interview. Producers, hosts, don’t let your guests say “during COVID” like this thing is over. Correct them. Ask them to say the sentence again. This is your job.