I am going to the ER this morning because I keep coughing up tiny specks of BLOOD and it's getting harder for me to breathe again as well I was supposed to have a cardiologist appointment but uh I think they'll get it

kidnapping a 5 year old to bait his father and then shipping them thousands of miles away should put you in prison, yes, but it should also cause every friend and family member you have ever had to permanently reject you in disgrace, and if they don’t, they share your shame

*wakes up, goes to pee* *walks back into my room after* Colon: I have poop for you! 😀 Me: ... are you fucking kidding me

I'm not saying this flu has been rough, but I just slathered my nose inside and out with lotion and the only thing I regret is not doing it sooner I'm on my second box of tissues. This might be the snottiest flu I've ever had

Beloveds, please remember: even when the world is on fire, your garden hose of compassion and care DOES make a difference, however so humble Try to stay hydrated. Take the meds and do the things that help you. Eat a food. Try to get outside for about 5 minutes if you can You are NOT failing

*snort* This thread is full of good stuff, go read it

As much as her death still grieves me, this gives me hope

There's a LOT of sexism and UUUUUGH WHY to read around in it, but Heinlein's book The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress might be excellent reading for Americans right now Just go with me on this

We're seeing some super unlikely allies showing up right now in the trenches of Minneapolis. I need my lefty friends to recognize that every single body is useful in this fight. Bury your grudges with the libs, don't be a wrecker, you don't have to trust them, this is your chance to radicalize them

Anyway like I said in a post I deleted: There is no redemption for ICE agents in this lifetime

You should tell Jeremy nice things about yourself because it's good to recognize your accomplishments and virtues!! Go love yourself, you deserve it!

Get your ass in here and love on yourself a bit

For the first time since Friday, I'm hungry Definitely glad I got The Good Cough Medicine, I'm still feeling shit but a LOT better

There's a closeted boy in 2004-ish whose friends see him. The general consensus is that he's "basically just a dude." His closet has layers, he'll come out inaccurately a few times, but it all snaps into place 20 years later when he realizes he loves being taken as male It shouldn't take this long

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Hey my goal for 2026 is to make $1200 Wanna help make me raise that goal?

Okay, I got my assessment results I have eated a food My DnD game is postponed until next week because half of us got migraines I'm going to take some of The Good Cough Medicine and crash, see y'all in like 4 hours or some shit

I got free food because haha i'm poor as fuuuuuuck and it had these can of refried beans? I was amazed at how low in fat they are! So I'm having for lunch *takes a bite* ... ah *adds salt* That explains it, these are somehow both bland and spicy

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To paraphrase the person giving me my results, when she got to the PTSD "You have been through some traumatic shit." (she didn't say shit)

We absolutely need bigger and more numerous The Hague lmao the fuck

Hey my goal for 2026 is to make $1200 Wanna help make me raise that goal?

For those who do not know me If I say, "this entity can suck a dick" It is not anti-gay. I'M gay I am saying it because I doubt, VERY HIGHLY, that the entity in question WANTS to suck a dick If they're fucking things up for other people, in ways no one wants? They can suck a dick

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Hey, go support Laika. Do it for the Vine

Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence. "Pig's ear soup anyone?"

Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence. “The bellows sighed as she pumped.”

bro... hey bro what if we touched noses.

I feel bad for all of us who have to be good at our jobs when the answer is to be sufficiently white, rich and powerful and then you can just drool on yourself and the press will be like “audiences intrigued by his unusual communication style”

Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence. "This is your favorite husband."

Left unchecked, people will be ass holes. A comic from 2013 #immigration #government #politics #gayrights #humanrights

My non-American followers and people on my feed I PROMISE I DON'T WANT THIS EITHER!! I am physically disabled CANNOT argue with my government actively!! THIS FRUSTRATES ME IN SOOO MANY WAYS, but please do not punish me for something I cannot control, cannot stop, cannot fight... I FUCKIN HATE THIS

A major winter storm is coming. Now is the time to prepare.

By the way, my asshole ex who tried to have me committed, told them I was bipolar, and the facility that they put me in was shitty enough that they just took his word for it without doing any testing? Fuck you, I've got papers now that prove you're a fucking asshole

Okay, I have my assessment results and drumroll please... PTSD!!! Depression with a focus on anxiety! ADHD, combined type Probably Autism? We can do another test in about 6 months to confirm (blame insurance) Definitely NOT bipolar Zero surprises on my end. Juuuust not a one

Everyday I read the news and try to decide if I should flee the country so I don't get murdered by it I don't talk about that, but it's been a thing since November of 2024

copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand (\_/) (°-°) />🫁< Uhhhh, bunny? Where'd you get those LUNGS, bunny??

#weebwednesday Those anime with an Actual Child in a "we're totally not dating but we ARE going to get married someday" relationship with a FUCKING ADULT are omfg WHYYYYY I know that's a long list, but Card Captor Sakura among MANY others

I coughed, tried to breathe, and found I couldn't because of the chuck of mucus in my windpipe. Then I had to cough that up with basically... nothing Anyway, how are you doing today? 🤢🤧

You're gonna hear me babble even more about Earth's Enduring Echo (previously referred to as Decisions 2032+) this year, so hey, wanna know what's up with that?

He also tried to tell me that tobacco and marijuana smoke are just as bad and have the same chemicals in them Brutha, put down the government sponsored Kool aid

Among other reasons my urgent care doctor didn't impress me very much yesterday, he told a patient with a100 degree fever, whom he'd watched double over from a coughing fit and struggle to breathe for a moment after, that his blood pressure was high GEEEEE I WONDER WHY THAT COULD BEEEEE????

My mom is fine with the gays. Finding out I'm her son, actually, broke her brain and she was very unhappy about it

When you let yourself believe in kindness, when you start to see it happening, when you feel driven to make more, you make the world a better place Not a lot, by yourself But if we could get everyone on board, we could move far larger things than mountains

This cough medicine tastes like shit and is the shit Gnight

When you let yourself believe in kindness, when you start to see it happening, when you feel driven to make more, you make the world a better place Not a lot, by yourself But if we could get everyone on board, we could move far larger things than mountains

I am aware of how many landlords in NYC do not keep up maintenance (illegal), force their tenants to pay for it (illegal), and threaten to evict their tenants if they report them (SUPER illegal) Get 'em, Mamdani

Hey you 🫵 Have you drank a hydrating liquid today? Have you consumed sufficient calories? Did you know Chinese star anise is an antibiotic, antiviral, and antifungal amoung other things? Please remember that you are a human and that humans do silly human things and that is usually a good thing

At urgent care because I'm pretty certain you're supposed to be there if you're coughing so hard you wanna puke