Ugh Ninja's hogging the zapper again

I swear, if bigoted cis folk could recognise all our signals and dog whistles they'd be terrified cos they'd suddenly realise that we're everywhere, all the time. All around them. Inventing new pronouns simply to wind them up.

@foxxytg.bsky.social Since I can't message you, imagine I'm just screaming at the general vicinity of wherever you are now: this is Jo, the chatty idiot from earlier 😂

WWE commentator: OH MY GOD AND WE GOT JOE HENDRY PULLING OUT-* Me: NOT IF I'VE GOT ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT *his signature move, probably

DYK that Slartibartfast was originally meant to be called Phartiphukborlz

The movie 'Life' should have a schlocky remake called 'Killer Quadropus From Mars' @philteching.bsky.social

Fuego Takis are the best flavour of Takis, fight me

Made a banging bubble & squeak this evening, half of it was genuine leftovers too

Successfully tidied and vacuumed about 1/12th of my room, this is an achievement, please praise me like I'm 5

Just a reminder that if you're still on Twitter you're a Nazi paedophile

You've just been Goldblumed

She's just so funny and smart and gorgeous 😍😭

Holy crap youtu.be/2dD3Fawk4y0

Roll a coaster

Drunk & thinking of my BK crush who encourages my confusion and seems to take delight in my plight 😍😭

Omg I just realised I have milk, eggs, brown sugar and strawberry doughnuts - bread & butter pudding?

Be more like Jude Baker

Felt cute, now it's your problem

No greater deconversion tool than the bible.

🥰😭

The Fighting Fantasy books though

Just because comments are off - this reminds me of a cubist Ivory Tower (The Neverending Story)

Had a lovely lunch with @amykirkbytaylor.bsky.social the other day and ate so much sushi I'm amazed I haven't turned into a temaki or Ghibli character

Report: Every Place On Earth Has Wrong Amount Of Water https://theonion.com/report-every-place-on-earth-has-wrong-amount-of-water-1851544516/

OH 😲💡

I don't know what the fuck this emoji 🫪 is supposed to imply but I love it

Terminally single, please compliment me

Coming to the conclusion that Western Caucasian people weren't god's most successful projects

I just ordered a TINY amount of that Toskovat Inexcusable Evil fragrance that's been going viral...website gives the scent profile thusly: Gunpowder, ozone, blood, bandages, iodine, burning flowers, guaiac wood, copaiba oil, nagarmotha, fallen concrete, rain, incense, sandalwood +

Of course I'm totally convinced that Kim Tae-hyung from BTS just started following me on TikTok. Curious to see how committed this guy is to the part

Where has noir jazz been all my life omg

I really doubt Trump staged that shooting where his ear got grazed. No way in hell would he have the balls - literally a few inches to the left and he'd have been shot in the head, and the choreography would have been practically impossible, he would have had to have held SO still to do it safely

I often think I'd like to have a boyfriend but then I remember that: A - I have to sort my shit out, leave the house and meet people B - most men are fucking awful and aren't worth spitting on

This looks similar to the dog I had in my heavily modded Sims game. I had the Playable Pets mod and told the dog to hug the kid...all its limbs extended in a horrifying way and it looked like an eldritch terror trying to steal the kids soul

One of the absolute best things in life is when you get into a freshly changed bed after a bath. Even better if you have satin sheets and shave everything before you slide in 😊

I don't think Borden Home Wallcoverings exists any more but if they do they're sitting on a goldmine - can you imagine how many people would buy the Backrooms wallpaper? The original wallpaper is from their 80s-90s Navajo line.

Pretty sure I spend more time on here muting smut accounts asking if they can suck parts of me/have me suck parts of them then anything else. REALLY wish there was a NSFW flair or something. It's the online equivalent of being flashed

Wow, what a gorgeous photo!

Suggestions for places to visit in Japan? I've done the Ghibli Museum, the Sanrio, Gojira and NJPW shops, a hedgehog cafe and the Aokigahara caves. Thinking about going to Hiroshima and maybe a tattoo friendly onsen. Other ideas?

@amykirkbytaylor.bsky.social found ya!

Just realised that being non binary in England now means that I'm not allowed to use any public bathrooms

Men need to be fucking exterminated or just kept as sperm donors, and even that's generous edition.cnn.com/interactive/...

The smell of cooking rice is sooooooo good

Prop from Lily Allen's latest tour in my spare room