Genie, Make A Wish on Netflix is a fun caper. Lead guy's a bit weird looking but he's very endearing. It's also dubbed 🫰🏻

Be awesome if BS would implement some sort of NSFW filter. I really don't want to see some random guys dick on my fyp

THIS THING EXISTS

Watching US Office S4E5 & Michael just said this: "If a baby were President, there would be no taxes, there would be no war. There would be no government &...things could get terrible & actually probably it would be a better screenplay idea than a serous suggestion."

Please learn the difference between continents, kingdoms and countries 😂😭

Being paranoid that your friends don't really like you is like believing in a conspiracy theory; what would they gain from it? Why would they put so much time & effort into making you think they like you if they really don't? It'd be totally stupid, & it's not nice to call your friends stupid.

Let's hear it for the older eggos!

Attn Black people, stop scrolling. This is not a drill: Chicago

Ties are so weird. Is it unprofessional to have exposed buttons? When did everyone agree that they're necessary?

Bring back skating as a mode of transport

New specs fully installed! Yes, this is what I look like without makeup and a wig.

😋🤣

Crash #oilpainting #art

Tbh it should be illegal to be THIS beautiful and not open to my marriage proposals (Sho Takaoka from Glass Heart played by Keita Machida) Please send similar men my way

Humans shouldn't be allowed to be this beautiful and not marry me goddammit

I only just noticed quite how anime villain/bad boy Jareth is

Argh why don't they use transparent lace on ALL wigs?! No more blending, no more trying to camouflage it no matter what skin tone you have.

It'd be nice if the library reopened, they closed for a refurb in September LAST YEAR and I wanna get my borrower on

What if I used leftover miso soup as congee/jok/rice porridge broth

Wanna look like a K-pop idol but a boy one

Fuck my specs aren't ready till tomorrow 😩

'If I do say so myself' is used when you're making a positive comment about how well you did something. Just saw a pic of a restaurant salad and the OP said it looked delicious 'if I do say so myself'. Did you go in the kitchen and make it? Shut up and learn English 😩

If 'dude' is unisex, then so is 'chick'

I also have Animal Crossing (Switch) if anyone wants to cutely hang

Just opened Wolf Children and the bookmark looks like there's a butterfly on Hana's nose 💜

Can the first dance at our wedding be As The World Falls Down from Labyrinth? Also, we're both dressed like Jareth

Fooling myself that getting an ADHD cleaning planner will solve all my domestic struggles. I don't even have ADHD that I'm aware of.

Hail!

A Tale That Wasn't Right is an awesome jumping off point for Kiske era Helloween, it showcases his vocals perfectly youtu.be/JHzU5EpbxEE

My sister from another mister randomly sent me a bit of pocket money the other day so I'm thinking to take my new specs on a little lunch date 🥰

The optician, whilst trying to see my retinas: 'open your eyes for me' Me: 'this is literally as wide as I can open them' (thinking 'I did warn you...')

Just a reminder: if it was about genetic advantages in sports, they'd also be railing against Michael Phelps. It was never about that.

JUST REALISED MY NEW GLASSES WILL BE READY WHEN THE OPTICIANS OPENS OMG

This is the way

Maybe this year I'll have Christmas on Halloween. I absolutely dread Christmas every year so maybe designing my own would be...a thing to do?

Who's in my mutuals, has Stardew on Switch and wants to have a farm with me? I also play Palia 🤗

_merilver_ 𝑀𝐸𝑅𝐼𝐿𝑉𝐸𝑅 "Phelyria and her trip to the sea at the age of 4 months"

SUCH a crush on GregBroDudeMan

I don't often, but when I do

They can't erase these images as long as we keep them circulating

New hair aquired. Filter used cos phone cameras make me look like the Squonk

Got stuff for hotpot today, I've not had it since my aunt cooked it for me in Japan 🥰 @rotten-yu.bsky.social, thanks for the inspiration!

They never got her, and now they never will. May she rest in peace and power.

Well, ask and thou shalt (sometimes) receive (a link)! Thanks, @jashijaden.bsky.social!! Ordered it in black though, since I cannot be trusted in any colour that will show whatever I will inevitably spill on it

Need to move somewhere where huge front tooth gaps are considered insanely attractive

@buppy.kindboys.online Umm...did you mean to use the t-slur in your post about the bath house?

I need a gas escape valve fitted, I swear to Grod

my guilty pleasure is that i don’t have one because guilt is a theological concept and i learned from reddit that theology is bad and god isn’t real

This slides into my head every couple of days and makes me laugh every time