Everything's fucking horrific so have this youtu.be/USsGdCMeFNk?...

Esseneeyes ❌ Snez ✅

@alldolledup44.bsky.social only if I can jerk your chicken

Pretty fucking rich coming from the #1 spokesman for a god who famously REVELS in raining down literal death and destruction on anyone who doesn't kowtow to him

Never noticed how queer my immediate family is till just now - half sister, gay. Aunt and uncle, both gay. Non binary nibling, and me, obviously. It's almost as though there could be a genetic component in play 🤔 (/s)

I absolutely did not expect my post to blow up as much as it did. I wanna keep up with it but honestly I don't have enough bandwidth left

Tripe and onions tonight, probably Caribbean style. I never knew that browning liquid is just brown sugar caramelised with a bit of hot water. I feel like there would be a web series entitled 'White Person Learns Something Everyone Else Knew All Along' and it's just how to cook rice +

PSA: remember to give your Dials a maintenance check folks, I feel they've been under more stress than usual of late

PSA: Lady Firewind is a raging transphobe, just in case you have the misfortune of running into her

I'm not asexual but it must get really fucking tiresome when straight people accuse you of not being ace because you masturbate. As far as I know, it's not that you don't have sexual urges, it's just that (mostly) you don't want to involve another person in the relieving of them. +

Might get some of that padding drag queens use. No one wants to shag me so it's not like there'd be any awkward Bridget Jones-esque moments. I am purely ornamental at this point

I really don't understand why non standard genders make people - specifically governments - so twitchy. Like, recognising them would make literally no difference to anyone else. Nothing would change, apart from a whole load of people would get to feel included with the rest of society. So weird.

Give me your favourite tripe recipes #tripe #cooking #food

The enby desire to have a super feminine body with a waist and an arse and thighs, but a face androgynous enough to sexually confuse everyone

Just want straight people to know, it's totally ok to lust after gay celebrities. It's not like you'd have a shot with them if they were straight either 🤷🏻‍♂️

Tiny reminder to any trans men and women reading this: YOU DON'T OWE 'PASSING' TO ANYONE The point of transitioning is to feel as comfortable in your own skin as possible, and nothing more. What that looks like is entirely your own business. Love you!

BAHA I kinda hate how true this is though 😂 youtu.be/YrHGbCyAqOU?...

So after wondering where being non binary puts me in terms of my sexuality, I've learnt of trixic (enbies attracted to women) and toric (attracted to men). Obviously we also have androsexual (attracted to men, males and masculinity) and gynaesexual (attracted to women, females and femininity) +

Enbies are nature's drag queens/kings

You know how Lily Allen is touring right now, and she just did a gig in Cambridge? You know those big standee things she's got on stage, the ones you stand behind with your face showing? I've got one of them in my living room. Can provide proof.

Glenn Howerton's British accent is SO GOOD #itsalwayssunnyinphiladelphia

Happy March 15. Here is my favorite Ides of March meme:

Is IDNK an acceptable response to IYKYK?

Wendy's needs to bring back their lime milkshake

If you're a vegan people will simply assume that any food you post about will be vegan. Unless you're trying to make it a personality trait which is kinda lame.

I grew up two minutes with the road from where The Borrowers was written and I'm starting to think they've followed me. No kidding, every single table and butter knife I own has disappeared over night and it's freaking my brain out. I've been using a cheese knife for spreading and a small veggie+

Fuck it, fish finger sandwich time

Best eraser

It's so funny when you have a crush on a gay guy and people tell you he's gay as if they think you think you'd have a chance with Corvyx if he were straight 😂

Shaved off my winter coat the other day. I think I'm about half a pound lighter, and my legs don't feel the air flow any more. Downside is, I'd forgotten how sore my armpits get after shaving them ☹️ I'd quite like someone to want to have sex with me again at some point before I die though so 🤷🏻‍♂️

You know what? I think we should give all the anti immigrant 'I don't recognise my own neighbourhood' people what they want and put them all in an exclusively white community, but also prevent them from taking advantage of anything that isn't exclusively a product of their own ethnicity. +

Home made waakye! #food #ghana #africanfood

Six years ago, police burst into Breonna Taylor’s home in the middle of the night and took a life that should still be here today. Justice delayed, accountability denied, and her name still carries the weight of a system that failed her. We remember Breonna Taylor. #SayHerName

If someone snipes him they'll literally be the hero of the world, just saying Probably get the Nobel Peace Prize. Maybe even get cannonised. Just think about the parties.

This is so accurate

Tbh relocating to the underground city of Derinkuyu is only becoming more and more appealing

Wrestling is drag for straight people

Vincent Price with cats.

I was finally gonna make waakye and stew today but having a bad MH day, so I just threw the marinated goat and tripe in the slow cooker dry. Couldn't face going out for the tomatoes and one single scotch bonnet. I'm sure it'll still be tasty af

Surely someone on here eats something other than home made pizza

“The idea that a civilization might destroy itself is both ludicrous and likely. 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 We are pathetically inadequate at long-term planning, idiotically primitive in our destructive urges and pathologically incapable of simply getting along." - Brian Cox

Still convinced that the disappearance of Madeleine McCann was an accidental death. Something happened in the apartment, the parents found her dead or dying, panicked, put her in the boot of the car, took her somewhere and staged a cover up

Very upset that in Falling Down Michael Douglas's character is stated to be in his late 30s The fucking AUDACITY. He was 48 at the time of release

03:57 moussaka? Don't mind if I do

Please send man chest pics, I'm dehydrated. Not too ripped please, but I'm looking for nicely defined and medium hairy Please don't think I'm joking, even just the glimpses of Corvyx's chest in the Chandelier video drives me crazy

Drew one of my cats on that black scratchy offy paper stuff

Ehh, fuck it. Gonna have a bubble bath and play on my Switch about it

Look at this cool lil guy

Shit. I got rumbled 😣