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Gonna need a medical update on Marina's feet, pronto. #AEWDynamite #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️

I imagine this being said by an elderly jazz musician with acromegaly, but he's using "cats" as a term for people. "Ha-haaaah! If these cats don't wanna be held, then why baby sized, maaan?!" Oh damnit... now I can't stop thinking of Anthony Michael Hall in Weird Science. Apologies, all.

If your ruler is bragging about gold, it's time for him to return to wallowing in mud!

I prefer these ads of a mother telling their kids they have cancer. Why? Because it shows an adult person making a responsible decision. It is the antithesis to the ICE ads when you really think about it. #AEWDynamite #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️

Hey AEW crowd, we dont need that WHAT nonsense here. Thanks. #AEWDynamite #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️

Oh hey, look! Our first stupid fucking ICE ad! #AEWDynamite #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️ #AbolishICE

Gruncle. Gross uncle. Gruncle. Uses in a sentence: Don Callis is a total Gruncle. #AEWDynamite #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️

"She looks like she's going to a movie premiere or something!" If you needed any more proof Danielson was from the era of OG short-haired Demi Moore...

Give Samoa Joe a Sweet Tooth entrance at WrestleDream, cowards! #AEWDynamite #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️

"I'll fuck your ass!" "And I'll thank you for said fucking!" "Well then I'll fuck your thank you!" "Then I guess my thank you will thank you for said fucking!" "You're pretty polite, you know that?!" "It's called being a productive member of society! "Oh, cool!" "Totes!"

Very easy to fill out during a commercial break btw. No running propaganda! There's something extra filthy about that spot running immediately after a Mexican wrestler makes a major appearance--alongside many immigrants or people working on VISAs--in Florida 🤼🏾‍♂️🤼🏾

Some moves TK could/should have made: 1. Promote Joe in Twisted Metal. It is such a fun show, and we could have gotten a few fun segments out of it 2. Wheel and deal so that John Cena had to promote HBOMAX's Peacemaker on AEW television during his farewell tour in WWE #AEWDynamite #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️

Can we all just get Clons made whenever the fuck? I would like a Thekla Clon. I need a motivator, and she seems down to scream at a 6 ft tall Swedish lazy boy. #AEWDynamite #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️

Its CLOOOOOON! #AEWDynamite #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️

#AEWDynamite help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/

Orange Cassidy is like if RVD wasn't addicted to pornography and wasn't suffering from the obvious effects of CTE. #AEWDynamite #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️

I remember Andrade's last promo with AEW (it was right after his final C² match iirc), and it came off like he definitely had reservations about leaving. Very happy to see him back in AEW #AEWDynamite #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️

ANDRADE IS BAAAAAACK! #AEWDynamite #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️

CUOMO: I'm not used to seeing naked propaganda on a government website. Are you worried about violating the Hatch Act? TURNER: We're not worried at all. This is about letting the American people know what's going on. C: It's not true. That's why I'm bringing it up. That's why it's propaganda.

👀 @ericswalwell.bsky.social bringing it 👇🏽

I’m confused how it is despicable to ask that question. These are exactly the kinds of questions we have been begging reporters & TV hosts to ask. You see when they do get asked how sensitive they are about it. Much, much more of this. More crypto questions, Qatar, UAE, etc bsky.app/profile/atru...

STRIKE!! Americans, show these fools what a shutdown is: No travel—No flights, busses, trains! Buy local only—otherwise no agriculture or commerce. Call in sick, take vacation or simply stay home! And…… join peaceful protests, everywhere! Until chump and Co are removed!

The professionalism that our most senior military commanders exhibited with their silence today despite repeated attempts by Hegseth & Trump begging them to please clap was encouraging, & should be an example to all troops when they try to exploit them for partisan politics. bsky.app/profile/atru...

The flew the entire military leadership in so they could see for themselves that the Secretary of Defense is a mouthbreathing dipshit and the Commander in Chief is a senile, weak old man who might keel over at any moment.

Who's your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only)

David Cross folks.

Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV

I mean yes this is funny, but the fact that these unconstitutional stormtroopers are so directionless that they literally stand around waiting for random nonwhite delivery guys to bike past them is just pathetic. No mandate, no mission, no clue. Just racism.

Looking for that scene from Fantastic Four where Shalla-Bal first steps (see what I did there?) on her board in GIF form. For, uh... research...

While Stephen Miller claims that Democrats calling him a fascist constitutes incitement, there are hundreds of examples of Miller publicly calling Democrats fascists.

“The president should be removed from office because he is plainly insane.” I mean, there is no war in Portland. There just isn’t. You can’t & won’t avoid reporting this story. But you’ll still find a way to try to report it in a way that gives him the benefit of the doubt. And that’s wrong.

Tony Khan is booking 2025 AEW just for the sickos. Hangman is champion Kris Statlander is champion Dalton Castle is back Women's tag titles Women's Blood and Guts Kenny Omega's coming back Orange Cassidy with the Pixies Eddie Kingston is back This mf is just like us fr 🥹

It’s hard to believe he is the president of the United States‼️

The rules have changed. Mike Johnson wants to wait until the official results come in October 14th to swear in Grijalva.

Patel is basically admitting on camera that the FBI no longer adheres to the Attorney General Guidelines, which prohibits investigating U.S. persons based solely on First Amendment activity (including membership in a group).

The hilarious thing is, they do. If you watch my MMR rankings, you will see that very often you can guess who is next getting a shot based on who is available (not injured, or out) and who is near them in MMR. AEW already does this and has for years. 😂

OBAMA: It's fair to say that 80% of the world's problems involve old men hanging on who are afraid of death and insignificance, and they won't let go. They build pyramids, and they put their names on everything. They get very anxious about it.

Kris Statlander flipping off Moxley there is gorgeous. Ryan is so incredible at his job #AEW

Look at this pathetic loser Ryan Walters quit his job then run away from a real reporter after Fox slobbered all over him again.

Trump has been the worst president ever for farmers. Twice. But they voted for him three times. Now they want the rest of America to give them welfare. When they did it to themselves. But they don’t like socialism.

List 3 things you can talk about for 3 hours with no prep 1. Professional Wrestling 2. Dungeons & Dragons 3. Magic: The Gathering 4. Filmmaking 5. Video Games 6. 80s and 90s TV Shows You know, all the things employers look for.

THEY'RE CALLED MECHA, COOP. REAL WACKADOO STUFF THE BOYS BACK AT LANGLEY HAVE BEEN COOKING UP. ENORMOUS ROBOT BODIES THAT'LL WIN THE NEXT TEN WARS. BUT HERES THE KICKER: THEY CAN ONLY BE DRIVEN BY MALNOURISHED TEENAGE LESBIANS. TRANSGENDERS TOO IF THEY'RE MALNOURISHED ENOUGH.

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Hahahaha Hell yeah, Stat! #AEWDynamite #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️

Women's tag titles! Fuck yeah! #AEWDynamite #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️

Semi-regular reminder that a sane country would have already impeached and removed. But then again a sane country wouldn’t have elected a maniac criminal twice in the first place.