logan airport buffalo wild wings we meet again

new fit what we thinkin

the utdr origin story is so funny to me i think about it all the time. who the fuck has a prophetic vision about a video game they will make one day, tries to make said video game, sucks shit, decides to make a less intense game to get practice, then makes fucking undertale

Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

i know i'd like to name something "Polaris (The North? Star)", whether a short story, a song, a poem, something (/anything). I know how I'd want it to feel and I can see it in my mind, but I simply can't make it exist. blehh X3

Zhir Vengersky used to be about the money. Now he's about the music, the damn hack

i understand that people go to and from the airport at all hours of the day but seeing b-dubs open at 5 AM at logan made me burst out laughing. NEED (!!!) my wings before the sun rises

ultimately, zohran mamdani is a reminder that politicians can be younger than 80 years old

Having a sore throat is like, the worst thing that could possibly happen to a person. Ignore all the other bad things that are/could be happening. This is about me.

Fandom people truly have a taste in men that would be incomprehensible to anyone not involved in these circles because why are the two characters in Undertale/Deltarune that the most people wanna fuck a skeleton whose dialogue is mostly dad jokes and a literal anthropomorphization of a spam email

we should turn john lennon into soft serve ice cream

European Friends out there, please sign this initiative to ban conversion therapies forever This is actually revised and discussed in the European Parliament so every signature counts!! eci.ec.europa.eu/043/public/#...

putting on the They Live glasses and it just says “BURGER” everywhere

You all need to treat Harry Potter IP like we’re treating the Tesla brand.

Mike Love has rarely been photographed without a hat since the 1980s. This is because he has been hiding the original Smile session multitracks under there.

Elvis Costello is the Wiggles for adults (complimentary)

frog fact friday!!

Elon Musk is finally giving conservatives what they've been asking for for decades now: he's running the government like a business. *Finger on the Monkey's Paw Curls* Behold the unbridled efficiency and creativity of American private enterprise:

Close the libraries and the courthouses, my FUCKING tummy hurts

turns out when transphobes said we need to “follow the science” what they meant is delete it and hide all traces of it

Wishing ill upon all companies that give their workers PTO but no sick time. PTO is for fun vacation and sick time is for when I'm a Victorian child dying in bed. I shouldn't have to ration out the former preemptively for the latter.

Andy Partridge in a pear tree

I've just come up with a fake Frank Henenlotter movie based on the Bruce Springsteen song "Hungry Heart" in which two people's hearts are sentient and they burst out of their host's chests while they're still alive. They have little googly eyes and sharp teeth and they can talk and such

ICYMI: This has been out for a few days and we all quite like it. Buy it on Bandcamp or stream it wherever you get your streaming things. The world loves Basal Metabolism!