I’ve never been a fan of Star Wars, the kids and wife wanted to see The Mandalorian & Grogu so we went and I actually enjoyed it because it was just stupid and funny.

To cap off a miserable end of the fitba season, St Mirren just went and scored. FFS.

It’s been a long week of kicks in the balls for us Hearts fans. Last day shite, losing Shankland for nothing, probably losing Devlin for nothing, woman’s team win the league but half the team are being cut due to budgets and their manager is off. Jeezo.

Im not having these 2 defenders btw, regardless of how magic they might be. “Hearts are progressing with moves for defenders MJ Kamson-Kamara and Malachi Fagan-Walcott, as well as Calvin Miller.”

That Fabrizio Romano character is a grifter and a fraud btw. There may or may not be a deal for Shankland to go the the hun but Romano can GTF

Amazing how a Hearts team can win the league when there’s no referee corruption…

One thing is for sure, whichever one of these 2 teams goes up, they’ll get pumped bandy in the EPL

I have zero interest in the SC final today and would only pay attention if a massive sinkhole appeared in the dugout areas.

And the least surprising thing about all of this is that nothing will happen to those involved. The decision isn’t a surprise because the entire world saw it.

John Beaton, Andrew Dallas and Steven McLean are cheats. Go ahead. Try and sue anyone that says that. Corrupt scumbags.

I finished the Kylie documentary last night and the moment she appeared at Glastonbury was awesome. I love her even more than I did. Not as a stalker or creep btw. 😂

Harry McGuire’s mammy branding his omission from the England squad “disgusting” It’s hilarious watching the entitlement of these aresholes.

Interesting that Tuchel isn’t naming his squad until tomorrow but the poor wee lambs that have been left out have decided to tell of their shock on social media. Thereby proving the manager right in a way. Another example of another thing wrong in modern day football.

5Live carrying Villa’s celebrations in Brum live, Tyrone Mings comes on the mic on stage and sings “He’s here, he’s there, he’s every fuckin where” 😂😂😂

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you’ve seen live The Beautiful South Deacon Blue Pulp Travis New Order Elbow Erasure Springsteen and the E Street Band Kylie Minogue Pet Shop Boys

US v UK healthcare vol 362. Kid had a bad fall freeskiing in CO. Took him to urgent care who sent me to the ED. Checked all were in network. Total amount billed to insurance so far: $21k Of which I’ve had to pay $2600. Cos deductible. UK cost would have been $0. Public healthcare is a necessity

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“Highly irresponsible comments” is a very good way of saying “Martin O’Neil is a slaver” 👏👏

40% off in the Hearts store for kits, training wear and other stuff.

It was a supreme in a backwoods bar in NW Wisconsin. Freshly made and was excellent. Honorable mention to Pizzeria Lola in S Minneapolis. And yes, I have had pizza in many other places, inc Italy and this was the best.

Well would you look at that, a footballing governing body holding their members accountable and applying meaningful sanctions. I do hope the SPFL are watching… sorry, just realized how absurd that is. 🤣

Jeezo, statements flying left, right and center the last few days. Tbh, the only statement I want to read is from McInnes and all I want it to say is “We’re going to pump them all bandy next season and get it right up them.”

If Clark leaves Scotland after the WC and Del gets offered it, does he take it? It’s known he would love the job. Also, if that does happen, is JBA at Motherwell a good replacement? Caveat - I don’t want him going anywhere, this is all ifs and buts.

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“We’d better say something of little meaning so we can point to it when the SFA and SPFL pretend to investigate and nothing will happen”

Aside from the club statement, we’ve heard nothing from Hearts players (Borch aside)or McInnes. I absolutely understand why and I’m also hoping the silence doesn’t last too long.

Ewen again hitting the nails on the head.

Aye, whatever. Shitebags. Can’t be seen to upset the tramps can you.

I’m sad beyond belief right now and at the same time, those players, this club gave absolutely everything they could. I’m so fuckin proud to be Hearts. GORGIE!!

These Hearts players are giving everything. I fuckin love them.

Biggest game of the season/my lifetime and I’m having to watch on a fuckin phone screen because Hearts TV won’t cast and Paramount Plus are being cunts

Happy anniversary jambos

Here we go, awake at 5am. And still feeling remarkably calm considering. Come 6.30, that will not be the case.

Setting an alarm for 6am on a Saturday morning is criminal. Also, as if I’ll get much sleep anyway 😂

1 game to go…

It’s 90f and I’m sat on my deck with a book and a beer at 4.15 with not a care in the world. Magic!

Call me a cynic, but it wouldn’t surprise me if they did this so they can then say the Celtic one was a pen…

2 things here. 1) Referees shouldn’t be threatened in this way at all. Sadly, some people are idiots. 2) The SFA take zero accountability for their part in continuing to employee referees who consistently make errors and cause the media, fan, manager comments they blame for this environment.

Every AI Bro sitting down to the computer

My boy is away to school wearing his Hearts top. I believe I may have completed parenting.

This is what I’m focusing on. The rage from yesterday was yesterday, today, tomorrow and Saturday it’s about what a brilliant season it’s been and it’s going to end well.

Andrew Dallas goes to bed wearing his referee kit, pass it on.

Earlier on I was irrational. Now I’m calmer and more rational, I’d like to make it clear that John Beaton and whichever stooge was on VAR are cheats. Plain and simple cheats.

You can claim all you want that the SFA isn’t biased and then I can show you that penalty award. Cheating fuckin cunts. The lot of them. Fuck them all.

Fuck off Beaton, fuck off SFA. Never a fuckin penalty. Cheating bastards.

YYYYYYYAAAAAASSSSSS!!! COME THE FUCK ON!

Now then…

Come on Del, bring Braga off, he’s knackered.

That’s the last time we’ll see Devlin play at Tynie for Hearts and he came off in a way that said so.