Aesop: I TOLD YOU

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Some thoughts on yesterday: - Devlin's energy is such an addition to the team. - Shankland makes us look much more dangerous in attack. - I underestimated what a difference both these players make to the team. - Altena is a pler. Should be getting more minutes than he is. - Dundee are pap

Ever open a bag of snacks and think "oh shit I'm not going to stop until there are no more"? Today's edition: Jalapeño Party Mix

Holy fuck. Article is in the next post after this and read it all. The last sentence will blow you away.

Is Nina Persson the most beautiful girl of all time? Yes.

Fucking awful.

We've been jobbies.

Fucking Boomers.

Superb from Channel 4 to absolutely shoehorn any tenuous reference to the Winter Paralympics into every programme synopsis today.

Fucking hell the Penguins are actually on UK TV and at a decent time.

Well, well, well.

If only.

You can do your "skiing" or your "living in America" but nothing better than " pints in the Gorgie"

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Get fucked. Letting that useless prick score 3 is unforgivable.

That's a penalty.

It's really just going to be a game to see who can be less shite.

Get fucked Hearts. Absolute shambles.

Yassssss you fuckers

This will get chopped off

Be nice if the defence could find their fucking spine rather than evacuating their bowels at the sight of a rangers player

The more I see it... It's fucking shite from Hearts. Like, fucking shite.

Oh fuck off

Fucking get in there you bastards

Fair play to Killie for being fucking shite too.

I see the conspiracy against Celtic meant they won again. Only 7 minutes of made up injury time. I hope they write a letter to the SFA.

Edit: Roses are red, Violets are blue. I could eat a roll and square sausage, Fuck it, make it two.

Boomers: We've made sure they can't have anything nice and I'm damned if they can have nice food.

My employer is remote only and we don't even have an office in Scotland. I'd like to see this ring piece tell them they need to buy an office in the city centre.

Even the curling looks up the shitter

I genuinely thought that was going to happen to Vonn. I'm absolutely gutted for her. Absolutely have a tear in my eye.

Right. @hmfc-france.bsky.social let's get down to it. And @everybodylovesij.bsky.social has an interest in your answer here. How do you feel about Picon Biere?

Do not care what you say. This is a banger. And a fucking great opening track to an album. open.spotify.com/track/3geRff...

Genuinely mastered the homemade doner kebab tonight and the world needs to know about it.

Got to love an opening ceremony.

It would be nice if I could envisage other teams taking points off the other two between now and the end of the season but sadly, I can't.

Seen the odd comment knocking Kabore. I'm gonna stick up for the lad. 1st half was tough and I'll agree he struggled, but so did all of them. However, he (and Braga) knocked his pan in second half - by then an essentially thankless task. I will not ask for more than a player giving his everything.

Those who know me will know it fucking hurts me to do this. Like right in the deep innards of my arsehole. But this is exactly where we got it wrong tonight. Well that and a few (too many) players not having the stomach for what they were up against.

Ronaldo and Benzema going on strike to force a move to the mighty Heart of Midlothian.

Teehee

You know, sometimes you go through life and people don't treat you well. But it happens for so long that you take it as normal. You assume that's how life is and that you are mostly the problem. And as life goes on you start to realise, it's not you, it's them.

Was texting a mate and made me realise a question. Regardless of whether he's alive or not: What's the last thing you said to your dad?

Shankland brilliant there. "Refs told us at the start of the season that's a red".