I should buy a boat. Then I can be a captain. Of the boat I own. And I could introduce myself as captain.

I will ascend the heavens, kill god, and use the flame of the holy spirit to boil water for a steam turbine. This is my plan for unlimited free energy.

I managed to fit the 16" plug today. Couldn't get the 17", that one is gonna take a while to train up to I think.

whose ass????

I do think the Q are descended from humans, but not in the way the most popular theories assume. I think they evolved from the 10th dimensional slug creatures that Janeway and Paris spawned in the transwarp episode.

It is endlessly funny to me that my current job exists because AI was really terrible at designing and programming a process control system that would actually yknow, work.

Meow! This is lovely Scuba!

what if I just curl up in bed cuddling my plush yeen while mst3k plays on the tv

tolly bo on the hoagie

I'm an adult and I will use my adult money for things that make me happy

Hey. Hey you. Sunday is for sinning

it's been over a year since I made the switch to linux and buddy, I ain't looked back once.

Nudist Mouse #141 - Aspirations #furryart

weird dreams, including my mind conjuring the most insane composition for a picture that could be an album cover. Imagine a house next to railroad tracks, with a pool in the backyard, and an old broke down camper next to the pool. a guy is in the pool, a woman is sitting on the edge, they are both

Cw: Drugs but i promise they're magical in nature Sunflower had made great friends when he moved to the city. But the bun made the fastest connection with an old rat artist at the edge of town named Raven. After a few weeks Sunflower moved in and both are quite happy~! 🎨 by @berchbork.bsky.social

Happy international zebra day! 🤍🦓🖤 2023 comm for Gilette

how it feels having at least 32gb of ram in all my systems

Looks like Sonar's gonna need a little extra recovery time before being sent out again... Cum alt also by @duckbrained.bsky.social Thanks a ton for your work!

Latex Skunk Transformation of the wonderful @kaisenso.bsky.social

Someone from Ohio just copied the entire company on a support ticket. That's one way to escalate for visibility.

I say this as someone where my masters was heavily focused in wave theory (especially mechanical waves), LRAD’s *should not* be used by police or DHS for crowd control or protestors….full stop. They can deny using them in MN, but the tape says otherwise

First Date - Part 1 In their last meeting Arno and Lôf decided to see each other again, this is their first official date! Lôf is determined to make the best impression, so he's well groomed, perfumed, well dressed and he even brought snacks... it seems Arno is already totally smitten though! :P

talking about deleting EGRs and DEF systems being illegal "live free or dihydrogen sulfide"

So it's cold outside and I'm taking breaks shoveling snow to come inside and warm up sitting on cast iron radiators. The upshot is it's so cold we're not likely to get any freezing rain and the snow we're getting is very light and fluffy. Downside, it's so light that it's gonna drift if there's wind

help me stepbro, I've "fallen" on my "equine fertility sculpture" and now it's stuck in my ass and I can't stop moaning. You better do something to fill my mouth before someone hears how loud I'm moaning

*approaches podium, clears throat, leans in, taps mic* Loose gaping fuckholes are sexier than tight virgin holes

it's my gender, and I'll queer it the way I want

Also they all have the voice of Louis Gossett Jr. (RIP)

We should offer no comfort or aid to any federal employee right now. Not that I want those opposed to Trump to quit, but it's obvious they're happy to keep their heads down right now because they're still comfortable. I want to make them uncomfortable enough to force them to act.

Swelling rage

Sleepy tease Finished piece for @rileyeen.bsky.social !

I bet vortigaunts have like, 4 ass holes. And huge throbbing, ribbed ovipositors.

Iunno I kinda feel like there is a bunch of media sensationalism around this storm, especially in the northern regions where 12-18 inches of snow used to be a pretty regular occurrence. And so many people are falling for it. Even my parents who have lived here all their lives are freaking out.

Stick that can of monster up his butt, call that an energy twink

Is it bikini season alreeady ? for caffeinatedcurl

come on, I HAD to 🌌🫧✨ #furry #furryart #nsfw #myocs #Zin

Cold weather camping is just recreational discomfort

so I found out people will just sell you whole ass cast iron fire hydrants on marketplace I'm about to write my PHD thesis in harmacistology

You cloak yourself in the language of the oppressed but your inaction affords you no right to speak on their behalf. In love with the aesthetics of revolution but you have no appetite for the work necessary.

Just so utterly frustrated that I feel paralyzed

The episode of voyager where the EMH cures the ship's bio neural gel packs shoulda been called "cura te ipsum"

Man I seriously wish I could get paid the money from other departments on top of my own salary when I have to do their work. Today it was IT shit. Patch levels on my engineering stations, server, and client HMIs were mismatched causing all sorts of compatibility issues with the dependencies.

well at least I know the breaker for my bedroom works now...

According to the org chart there's only 7 people between me and the CEO. Cue highlander theme

Welp, I done did it. I got the electrician combat knife

Sunday is for sinning

😇😇😇

Seems like Nilski has found a new friend to play with~ Self-indulgent personal project, I love it so much aaah

Controversial take - I don’t want new arrivals from Twitter here. I don’t want them here after they’ve been marinating in hatred for years while the rest of us have been rebuilding. I don’t want to watch them beg for followers while everyone else did the right thing. I don’t welcome you. Go away.

Upshot of this insane week at work is that it banished the imposter syndrome. I proved myself repeatedly, solved every problem and challenge that I encountered.