Small thing, but I love how obviously and overtly feminine someone can look, even if they’re packing some mighty meat downstairs. Genitals and gender aren’t the same thing, obviously, but messing about with “expectations“ and proportions is stupid good fun~

19. @talash.bsky.social 's Mia. Honestly I see this red panda, and my brain just reenacts that meme of "Girls...pr...etty" Like hard to state exactly what I enjoy about her, but the brain enjoys.

BREAKING: Cost of Living could plummet as both Labour MPs and right wing commentators join forces to give Green Party free rent in their heads. Obsessed. Join.greenparty.org.uk

Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important. We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."

drinks on her!

I’ve been in the fandom drawing furry Ocs that have made me blush for over a decade and I tried to name at least 200 of them off the dome

There's a new item in the latest DLC for Risk of Rain 2 that makes your character say "anime is shit, actually", and the results speak for themselves...

If I hear another MP tell me there’s “no magic money tree” I might go mad. There is, there absolutely is. We’re a sovereign nation and money isn’t real. There is a magic money tree, and we shake it all the time to pay for things like bailing out banks and businesses.

The very first thing the Prime Minister does is use the household budget metaphor. A metaphor - this report into BBC coverage - said could be "easily misleading." Why is the government trying to mislead the country?

This is what Peak Male Performance looks like.

My neighbours had all their outdoor lights on tonight, which lit up my boy beautifully for this shot I grabbed after a late finish at the workshop. Still looking as fresh as the day I painted him ✨️

Simultaneously laughing and appalled that Doom The Dark Ages is 50% off on Steam bringing it's price down to... £35. The retail price of a brand new game. Look I know video game pricing has kinda/totally avoided inflation, but £70 for a single player boomer shooter is mental.

Missing Fursona tees are available btw solonsite.com/products/mis... 👋🏾

These guys have suction cups and can stick to your preferred smooth surface!

One of the things that I've been writing and researching over the past year is how people are neurologically, psychologically and systematically primed for political cruelty, and one of the only heartening things is this - that it would disappear if it wasn't maintained by massive effort.

Count your blessings. @theonion.com

My even more unpopular opinion is unless you have personally experienced the thing, you should probably refrain from having an opinion on it. We need to return to shaming people for parroting YouTube/TikTok with stuff like "When I want your opinion, I'll just find the YouTuber who gave it to you."

They were jousting. including @nanovexx.bsky.social

[guy who doesn't know you can masturbate more than once a week] jerking off was crazy good this week

So Tal has never been small, but recently it’s been fun to gradually push her dimensions further and further. So like, 14’ is the new 12’ or something. Just a huge girl who could make you vanish without a trace, or have you hide behind one of her chonky legs. Also packing a fucking huge hog ngl

CW: Vore (CV), Hyper, Size Difference I'm not saying that the inevitable fate of all of her friends is to add to her (already very ample) frame, but willpower was never Tal's strong suit, and after an evening wining and dining it was almost inevitable... Poor Kesh. Hardly his first rodeo, mind you!

Kinda surprised at just how many people have approached me in the wake of this picture to be all "oh man she can swallow me anytime" because, uh... That's been her whole thing since forever. Still, better late than never! Get in nerd, you're food.

not cool dude, read the room

CW: Vore (CV), Hyper, Size Difference I'm not saying that the inevitable fate of all of her friends is to add to her (already very ample) frame, but willpower was never Tal's strong suit, and after an evening wining and dining it was almost inevitable... Poor Kesh. Hardly his first rodeo, mind you!

Mia doing dildo unboxing videos before feeding them into her enormously fat dick, rating them by how easily they slid down (and in some cases just vanished from sight). Cockbelt on to make sure nothing goes -too- far down… and to save taking it off for subscriber-only content. ;3c

Sometimes I feel like I’m just turning moreso into a prickly grouch when it comes to talking to people online. Then I realise it’s fine to have what should be obvious and goes-without-saying boundaries, and expect people to ask before being ungraciously horny at you 24/7.

Not a huge football fan but I’ll always love the World Cup. And seeing both Wales and Scotland get though last night was something else, absolutely amazing scenes in both games. Nothing will beat hearing a Scots commentator absolutely losing it, watching Scotland finally qualify after 28 years.

i've had a few unfortunate medical expenses come up that have pushed me back out of stability pretty badly. sorry to push this again but the help is invaluable to me in this shitty shitty year ko-fi.com/lorgasms

In all my (~23) years in the fandom, nothing is ever as flattering as receiving gift art! Big thanks again to @nightierrice.bsky.social, and really glad that Edwin is getting some much-deserved attention. (I really ought to make use of him more!)

when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

So, a bird "accidentelly" summoned a lust demon. He didn't expect that line in the fineprints "you will be binded to me" would be litteral Edwin from @talash.bsky.social

Thank you so so much for your support. It's hard to explain how grateful I am. I have things to get done that are time sensitive, but as of right now I feel the love and weight off my back. I hope to pay it forward. (And look forward to forcing myself to take a break)

Still find it weird that there are people who INSIST that racism has to exist in fantasy/sci-fi settings, because one of all the many, many species on earth has a lot of racists in it. Like, isn’t the point of other species that they might NOT be like us? Racists really do have shit for brains.

When people insist that you have to shower daily otherwise you stink, it says way more about that person than anyone else.

*taps the mic before leaning in real close* twinning freaks are you paying attention

In other news, @nexusbluederg.bsky.social and I celebrated our Anniversary together by going into town and eating a whole lot of very nice food, including a new Korean restaurant we've been wanting to try for a while! Food was excellent (and plentiful) and we'll definitely be going back sometime. :>

Absolutely 100% ready for the use of Abe Simpson yelling at a cloud meme in response to this, fair play. I know I'm almost 40 (going on 60).

BTW I know I’m already the minority in gaming, because I’m so fucking fed up how all my favourite CRPGs have endless requests for their developers from Gen (Under 30)s to add voice lines because people can’t fucking read anymore. Like fucking hell, has anyone under the age of 30 even SEEN a book?

I already had no interest in the absolutely dog shit-sounding Arc Raiders game, but it also uses AI for the in-game voicelines? Damn, well done I guess for somehow making it even less likely that I’ll ever play a video game.

Seriously need to get this guy absolutely abused. Mutuals, do feel free if you’re ever in need of a bottom/cocksleeve/meal.

A rare interview with the creators of the always-funny, always-brilliant, and *usually*-sexy—or occasionally anti-sexy—OGLAF! Cooper has kept a low profile over the years, but is legitimately one of the very best artists in comics today. Read OGLAF if you're old enough to drive!

Bend and Snap!

gentle and sweet :3

Just Glowing ✨

Hearing on LBC an absolute whopper of an attempt to paint Wes Streeting as anything other than the right-wing lickspittle cunt that he actually is. He’s a Tory through-and-through with a loathing for his own allegedly working class background. Neoliberal TERF dickhead.

Love that I’ve been able to seamlessly segue Mia from “she got a real big dick” to “…and sometimes it eats people too” with basically no loss in support from my peers.

CW: Vore Just a friendly reminder that I don’t think anyone draws big ladies as attractively as @blueryker.bsky.social, and for (biased) proof here’s a couple they did of Talash. Absolute neuron activation material goddamn. <3

Mia’s not a tall girl, but she’s a bit one (and with an appetite to match). Still, even her lab-enhanced physique can take a while to “integrate” new guests, though she’ll enjoy every second of it. Two at once might be a bit greedy, but nothing she can’t handle~ Art 🎨 by @perrupls.bsky.social <3