Every time I start to get depressed about the Bears losing I just look at this:

I appreciate the refreshing honesty of Infantino telling Trump "you can do whatever you want"

On behalf of Americans everywhere, let me say how absolutely fucking stupid and embarrassing this is

Okay everybody, you can unclench your butts now

Up the Palace 🔴🔵🦅

COME ON YOU PALACE

J.P.!!!!!!!!! #DejaBoom

Well I guess we do it again

J.P.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #boom

To think there were some who wanted him to buy out Parish

"Crystal Palace will finish twelfth." cc @chicagopalace.bsky.social

Yeah I've read a little more about that over the past couple days. Every time I'm in South London and go for a run I come across these stickers and add far as I'm concerned anybody who disagrees can fuck off

You can absolutely be frustrated and mad without acting like we were just relegated. Just sayin'...

Mother&@$*.....

What a pass. What a goal. Don't stop now boys!

Did I say goal? I meant injury.

Hughes is netting his first goal tonight. Book it.

Me reading about Palace-on-Palace violence in Strasbourg:

Me hate-watching the Packers/Lions game while waiting for Palace/Strasbourg to kick off:

So long international break, hello Wolves! It's a 9am kickoff Chicago time as the boys from South London take on Wolverhampton. Let us know if you'll be joining us at the Embassy (1435 W. Taylor St.) so we can make sure to save you a spot.

So I was a guest on the Premier League Fan Zone this morning to talk about the Palace/Brighton match and rivalry and I have no idea how people watch it? Like I think it may have been live in the UK but I can only find it on YouTube via some rando uploading episodes.

Well I know we shouldn't make too much of one appearance but if Guéhi does leave in January I'm feeling a little better about the prospect of Canvo stepping into his boots

Update: Palace 0, Brighton 0, referee -1

Canvot going from wanting a fight to peacemaker in mere minutes is the type of amusing growth I'm all for.

And the score at the half: Palace 0, Brighton 0, referee -2

Palace v. Brighton. We all remember what happened last season. Kick-off is tomorrow morning at 8am local time. Let us know if you're heading out to the Embassy (1435 W. Taylor St.) so we can be sure to save you a spot. #DontWatchPalaceAlone

😍😍😍

My FA Cup pumpkin. 🏆🎃

Happy Halloween to all you Palace supporters out there! For those in Chicago, we've got a 10am local kickoff tomorrow and we'll be meeting at the Embassy (1435 W. Taylor). Let us know if you'll be joining us so we can make sure we save enough tables. COME ON YOU PALACE!!!

Time for the boys from South London to play giant-killer again, this time against Arsenal. Kick-off is 9am tomorrow; let us know if you're planning on heading to the Embassy (1435 W. Taylor St.) so we can give management a heads up. COME ON YOU PALACE!!!

Jesus what a strike

Friends, we need to talk about this club photo that @officialcpfc.bsky.social posted in IG today. It's pretty much everything I love about this club.

We’re tired. That said, this should have been 3-0 and the pen would have been irrelevant Ref should be fired Start a new streak after the break All is well, enjoy your Sunday, Up the Palace!

Time to start a new streak.

I hope the FA doesn't investigate us for this post

Hello fellow Chicago Palace supporters! In the interest of making things easier on the wonderful management of the Embassy, we're going to try to give them a head's up on how many folks will be there for match day. If you could respond here or DM if you'll be there on Sunday, we appreciate it!

Palace fans singing "We're gonna win the league". Not clear whether that's the Premier League, Conference League or... both #CPFC

Friendly reminder that we've barely seen Yeremy and Sarr on the pitch at the same time. With Yeremy being such a dynamic play-maker and Sarr being quick and straight ahead, it feels like the two of them could be really dangerous together.

We are in uncharted territory, friends

Eddie Nketiah says if at first you don't succeed...

GOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLL DANIEL MUNOZ!!! OUR FIRST EVER GOAL IN EUROPE 1-0 PALACE

❤️ COME 💙 ON ❤️ YOU 💙 PALACE ❤️

Poor Tyrick Mitchell would have won this in a landslide any other month 😭

Alright alright alright!

Shout-out to all the happy humans at the Football Factory

What a morning to spend at the Embassy ❤️💙🦅

Hoooooooooly shit

IT'S THE BATTLE OF THE UNBEATEN TOMORROW! Come on out and join the Chicago Palace crew at the Embassy (1435 W. Taylor St.) as we take on Liverpool. It's a 9am kickoff so try to get there by 8:45... hope to see a sea of red and blue. ❤️💙

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