Football at Charlton is boring they getting out staged by the stewards playing in the car park! vm.tiktok.com/ZNRxhr7Sg/

Lovely day for footy.

Adventure continues!

And it's Crystal Palace, Crystal Palace FC, Are by far the most humble team, the world has ever seen!

Love a short corner move!

Eye on the next round.

We have scored!

Tonight Palace will find out who they play in youth cup semi final.

I am soo pumped for tonight. With so much uncertainty about the second leg we need to finish with a lead.

If I had a nickel for every time a Chelsea player attacked a ball boy, i would have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird it has happened twice. vm.tiktok.com/ZNRHeVyJS/

Even Villa's youth team must hate playing Palace! youtu.be/0quwv4EjSfs?...

Any chance I get, I will watch loads of games at once.

Clyne was Leeroy Jenkins it!

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Been manifesting German away day!

Last minute Guessand again!

That's it!

And it's Crystal palace, the most humble the world has ever seen!

Palace fans getting ready for tonight! youtube.com/watch?v=XzbA...

Don't think I can pull Vincent Tan look!

Beer

In the office today. Tempted to Vincent Tan it.

I am so pumped for tomorrow night's game. I love the two legs of European football.

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It must be the first days of spring Eze is free scoring!

Sorry. I have worked out the issue. I haven't been wearing my lucky shirt.

Balls, it's an early kick off tonight. Going to be watching on the train as I am in the office today.

Knockout stage preview! palacebynumbers.substack.com/p/conference...

I am going for a draw...

Conference league squad has been updated for the knockout stages. Johnson, Guessand and Larsen added. Uche has been removed. www.uefa.com/uefaconferen...

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He is here!

Muñoz is back!

Palace are 25th for Revenue in Deloitte Football Money League 2026 | Deloitte UK share.google/cJl2u4ANOUPQ...

Apparently only one of these players are a part of the squad.

Palace news has broken twitter

Glasner was here for a good time not a long time. Let's go out on a high. Still got till the summer!

European knockout draw tomorrow!

I couldn't get Balloons into Wembley, how many of these fuckers got cheese graters into the bears game!

Still annoyed. But that is the beauty of the FA cup. If you're not up to it, you get punished. The lowest ranked team can knock out the holders.

Future!

Selhurst park on FM26 mod. Pretty good for one person mod.

A very young bench..

Winter window preview. palacebynumbers.substack.com/p/winter-tra...

The 92 proved really popular this year - big thanks to everyone who bought or shared it

Working from my parents today. Which means leftovers!

Matchday morning!

21 years ago today. Palace played Spurs. www.premierleague.com/en/video/450...

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