“It’s just a tool! People used to hate on photoshop too.” Take away my photoshop, take away my tablets, I can still draw. Take away your plagiarism machine and what are you gonna do? Shout prompts at me?

There is a game like that btw it's called Arthurian Legends on Steam and it's rad as hell

Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return

At the level of stoned where I'm strangely moved by vintage gay porn

Straight people will just unironically post this to the group chat huh

“It is terrifying to see the rich having parties day and night while thousands and thousands are dying of hunger.“ —Frida Kahlo on the United States, c. 1930s (Photo of Frida by Florence Arquin, c. 1950)

Hi bluesky it's been a while here's a picture of me and Harry and Shakil looking cute

There was an old tweet that stuck with me: "If you can easily walk to the coffee shop but your barista has a one hour commute, you don't live in a walkable 15 minute city; you live in a theme park"

Drag name idea: Semi Moore

Hermit crab real estate

saying Trump won because he cheated also absolves Democrats of their dogshit policies that utterly failed to generate enough enthusiasm to beat the worst candidate in history. “they cheated” is a lot easier to swallow than “we need to fix our entire broken political system”

hey i made an zine about spotify's sins, inspired by @glasse.bsky.social's spotify bio if you want to print some, DM and i'll send you the file!

Arch window and shells, oil on canvas (2024)

“Tanks, Brooklyn” and “Tanks, Rte.9”, studies, 12x12, oil on linen on aluminum.

do you think the Harry Potter show is going to adapt the multiple times Harry saved the day by going to the girls’ bathroom? are they going to do the part where they take a transformation potion in the girls bathroom? or is JK Rowling going to accuse herself of being a pedophile

Feeling unreasonably IDGAF 🤷

Painting a naked figure holding a sword and wondering how I'm going to explain to my gallery that I'm really into William Blake at the moment and clearly going through something

Bigots love to act like Queers are new and anti-LGBTQ laws are groundbreaking. They are not.

Harry on the beach (2024)

Fucking hell

Airhead

heart in a million pieces rn

Gave my neighbor a joint and she later sent me this image of her kitchen sink explaining that she couldnt stop laughing at this sponge

If anyone would like my recipe for "wet toast" message me... it's my new breakfast snack it's really easy to digest as the toast is very very wet (you have to eat it with a spoon)

I think about Brock's lazy boy no-chew stew at least once a week

Don't use AI. It's easier right now to not use it than to use it but this may change. They are trying to make it indispensable to justify its acceleration. Stop clicking, give no permissions, no views, no comments.

I'm introducing a version of a thing you already have, but now it has AI Imagine being able to do something you would never ever want to do. Well now it's finally possible thanks to AI

Drag queen name idea: Erin Spacemuseum

Being "gay" is fun and cool

I remember the first time I saw an AI image, a janky dalle-e thing, and thinking oh no, this is gonna suck so much for the world

But if I don't spend time on the internet... how will I know what I'm missing on the internet??!

Proof of Nigella Lawson's hotness is that she looked directly to camera and described a trifle as "citrussy sludge" and they still aired it

Kiln disaster before and after

I'm a peaceful person but hearing Passenger always makes me feel a little stabby 🍅 🥑

"fade into you" might in fact be the only song ever written?????

quote repost with your art that has stars ✨️

Why are we calling them Skeets when Bleats is right there 🐑

‘It Is Not the Homosexual Who Is Perverse, But the Society in Which He Lives” (1971) by Rosa von Praunheim

Try Nature™️ now with more bugs

If you like not using twitter, you should check out not using spotify.

(Thinking about how to slowly break in my new followers to the fact that I’m a communist) do you guys like sharing

Lil earthenware wet dude in progress @bsky.art

Why is the best picture of me this one I took trying glasses at the optometrist why can't it be at a party or a sunset or something

Painting a huge painting for the public reason of wanting to push myself and work more from imagination and the private reason of I need money to fix my leaking windows

Mausoleum

The movement insisting that the keffiyeh, the 🍉 or the 🇵🇸 are symbols of “hate” or “t*rrorism” shows its hand: by stating that any symbol of visible Palestinian identity is A THREAT, you are saying that Palestinian existence is a threat. And that is the breadcrumbs that leads to g*nocidal actions.

This is how I see myself when I recommend music to anybody