Here’s my cliff notes summary of Pete Hegseth’s big military address today

"the Democrats are weak, corrupt losers who transparently believe in nothing" is a horrific perception for the public to have of the opposition party under a noxiously unpopular president, and Democratic leaders have thus far evinced zero interest in rebutting any part of it

If you needed any further proof that major mainstream journalism in the United States complicit with fascism...

David Cross folks.

dave matthews you know what needs to be done

Who's going to step up and primary this feckless clown?

What the actual fuck?

wow

This is maybe the best thing I've read in years.

“I admit that I haven’t listened to a word from my constituents. I think I should be treated better than others because I’m an elected official.”

This vigil/protest has been going on since the 80s in DC. It is a vigil to promote peace in our nations capital. Imagine being so against peace and free speech that you order it removed. We are not free. Be ready for anything.

Can't believe this is how I found out I'm being let go 😂

This Week's Onion Magazine:

Some people have "don't draw Muhammad" Some people have "don't say mean things about Charlie Kirk" same same

Jesus Tapdancing Christ, how is he so ill-matched to this moment? HOW?

A man in Washington, DC, plays the Imperial March from Star Wars while following patrolling soldiers. One of the soldiers threatens to call the police.

If you even vaguely know what gamergate was and you thought it was just a nerd thing, you weren’t paying attention. Steve Bannon was. These people are now adults.

He's on Fox saying crazy shit, again. Sure. Par for the course. But I have a question. Is he sitting on a towel again?

Just trying to imagine if someone had suggested that Abbie Hoffman lie in state in the US Capitol Rotunda or that flags across the country be lowered to half mast in his honour-what the media reaction, political reaction would be. We are living in a complete and utter dystopia.

This is why.

What in the fuck

"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023 www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

Hey Saint Paul biking enthusiasts: There are bike paths all over the city. I see you talk about them all the time. Wanting more of them, etc. Hundreds of you just nearly mowed people down on the sidewalks in downtown. Look at a bike path map before you plan your mass bike outing FFS.

Nothing says true love like the photos from your engagement looking like stills from the Black Hole Sun video.

The Department of Homeland Security posted an image of the ideological moral allocation heat map. They’re calling people who care about what happens to other living beings beyond just their family and friends, losers and their opinions invalid. /

"...You can do other things. You can burn this piece of paper, you can and it's but when you burn the American flag, it incites riots at levels that we've never seen before," Trump said. Question: What if I print an american flag on a piece of paper and burn that?

A national corporation changing its branding is actually a secret message to me mocking my values stop laughing I am not “crazy”

Holy shit.

Norwegian home invasion.

I saw this out of context and knew immediately who it was about.

Good.

I'm serious about it too, everyone who fucked with AI did so at all of us yelling about how fake it was, and did it anyway. Evey studio, every big-name artist who sold out, I don't plan on letting their ass forget ever. I will be petty forever

Omg, JD Vance getting heckled by people yelling ‘COUCH F*CKER’ as he visits Union Station to survey Trump’s militarization of D.C.

The audacity of men, i swear. Yeah sure, the genre litteraly invented by a woman is for the boys only.

Not only does it just generally suck as a logo, and a name, and a rebranding in general, but it looks like a K in front of the MS. 🙄 Also, what's with the weird red and white flag? The more I look at it the more it looks like an "F". There is nothing good about this.

remember all those times i told y’all how cops lie? anyways, cops lie lol.

This fucking clown is manipulated more easily than a balloon animal at a toddler's birthday party.

pretty wild how so many dads with a massive DVD collection of WWII movies somehow managed to miss the entire point

We should have killed every single Confederate.

Meta's AI chatbot with the voice and likeness of John Cena engaged in sexually explicit conversations with a 14 year old girl. deadline.com/2025/04/inst...

"No, it's not a police state. That would be different in completely unspecified ways that are worse than a police officer casually threatening extreme violence for absolutely no good reason."

Worrying about "AI" taking jobs is you worrying about the wrong stuff guys.

Suburbs are terrifying.

just a reminder that not even two months ago there was an ACTUAL ASSASSIN WHO MURDERED ONE OF OUR LEGISLATORS AND HER HUSBAND on the loose in Minneapolis for hours with exactly zero (0) federal response tralalalalalalala

“This is what Hannah Arendt called ‘the banality of evil’ in its most refined form: not the dramatic villainy of lesser monsters, but the systematic evacuation of moral weight from decisions affecting millions of lives.”

Thunderstorm! The dog is in her safe space… under the covers on the bed. From up here on the 13th floor in downtown St Paul I can hardly see a block away.