I finally psyched myself up to get help. Today. I had an appointment. It's been 30ish years of me desperately needing help. I said I NEED HELP and I'm going to use the last bit of my strength to beg for it. Got to my appt. Scared. Signed in. Receptionist looked at me and said "Ohhhh, we've been

I have a theory that this version of reality is a simulation and I think this whole person is AI that was badly trained off of a creature in another dimension. I think we're failing our simulation and it might be getting reset soon.

People saying "You got what you voted for" can go fuck themselves. Buncha little girls didn't vote for shit. They just trusted that the adults knew what the fuck they were doing. They've been failed by EVERYONE.

“From my rotting body, flowers shall grow and I am in them, and that is eternity.” - Edvard Munch

Well. Here we are. The natural next stage. youtube.com/shorts/O_TSa...

If I was going to make a service, I would make sure it was drunk accessible because idkwtf I'm looking at but it isn't my last order

working on a shirt design

Just watched Ocean with David Attenborough on Hulu... Jesus what a rollercoaster! I'm gonna go drink heavily and take some meds and hug my dogs.

You're mad at me because I don't want to be in a sexual relationship with you, I'm mad because there's infinite universes that I have minimal contact with and the rest of the time I'm in THIS one, were not the same

Alright I have a question for *all of you*, esp for those of you who are not into environment stuff. When you think about planting native plants in the area you control, what *prevents* you from taking that action? These could be emotional, financial, practical, anything. RTs appreciated here.

It's weird to me that there are people who believe in an actual devil, and they're the most awful people in the world, and they call themselves Christians.

Vanilla smalls like PTSD, I don't know how to explain it any better than that.

I'm calling it now, the day Morgan Freeman dies is the day it all goes up in flames.

You know, it was fun not having to block people for so long but, I guess it's fun to block them too.

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING HERE??!!?!

Maturing is realizing Sally is the hero of the story and Jack is just another power hungry old white man willing to destroy everything to fulfill his dreams

If I say to you Are you joking? or Are you fucking serious right now? it's not because I think you're kidding me, it's because what I really want to say is How fucking stupid are you? in a more nuanced way that won't earn me a trip to HR.

Primordia is so sexy, love me some hyphal knots

In time you realise everything - inert or mobile, living, dead, or inanimate - around you is unravelling. If you can just see it as it is, without the hazards of the moment. This unravelling is the closest you will find to eternal life.

This guy lmaooo

This is very nearly the funniest thing I've ever seen, like so funny that it broke my brain and I can't even laugh about it. "Attendance Perception" is absolutely sending me.

This speech gets me every time. youtube.com/watch?v=jaIQ...

Idkwtf is happening in the comments here, some really weird shit, but my question is why are they doing it in the middle of a busy intersection? With flashing lights? They want to be seen?

Years And Years on Max. So beautiful, so heartbreaking. Such terrifying genius and I literally don't know ANYONE who's ever watched it. It's one of my comfort shows, I know that says weird things about me but how would you know? You've never watched it.

If anyone can help, please do. The loss of a child is devastating and completely changes the lives of anyone who loved them. This is a good thing to do. What a beautiful young woman. Please reshare, her family needs help and justice.

All those tanks aren't just coming for a "Birthday" celebration. This is a coordinated operation for a full take over.

Here is a fascinating account of the science of crowd control technology and tactics that is not intended to be used as a guide for protestors but hey I’m not the how to read a science news article cops www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-...

TIL there is a word in ancient Greek (Kakotherēs) that means "bad at summer" or "unfit for summer" and it pleases me to know that even thousands of years ago my people were like “if I don’t get some hoodie weather soon imma die”

Yeah, absolutely, I know so many people who've gone off their rocker picking the bugs out of their skin, digging up the yard and murdering the neighbors after smoking a blunt. So many. So. So. Many.

Imagine thinking mushrooms aren’t beautiful, how stupid

The heartwarming thought that yeah I might be fat but that just means when I die I have that much more to give back 🌹🌺🐛🦋🐞

Everything in the world is disappointing except my dog and it's real close sometimes because he does something so stupid but then I'm like You're so cute you precious little idiot I love you so much

I hate it when I RSVP for an event and can’t make it. Anyway, here is the link to free tickets for Captain Bone Spur’s military parade… events.america250.org/events/250th...

Rewatching #Commonsideeffects Gawdddd I cannot WAIT for season 2!!!!!!!

Imagine a world where Tim Curry played Ursula the sea witch. I feel robbed.

Tim Curry's face is a work of art and rarely has there been a more talented actor.

I am fucking LIVIDDDDDDD

Is it Monday? Is it Tuesday? Wednesday Thursday? I can't tell Time has lost all meaning Just another day in hell.

enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself it's later than you think

SOMEBODY COME GIT HER SHE'S DANCING LIKE A STRIPPER

Just lately I cannot help OBSESSING over Sharon fucking Osbourne saying "Politics has no place in music, music is about escape" and I just... Want to scream and projectile vomit like Linda Blair and knock the everliving shit out of her because WHATTTTTT?????

One incident that sticks out to me always was when I was robbed at gunpoint at work. I just sighed, put the mop down and laid on the floor like he wanted. Afterwards everyone was like, You should've hit him with the mop, I would've hit him. No you wouldn't have. You would've pissed your pants.

My hot take is that older movies, no matter how cheesy the effects are, are so much better than anything made this century. Movies used to be ART, they used to be created by a small army of dedicated ARTISTS and there was MAGIC inherent. They have no soul now. 😕

Hulu asking me which ad experience I prefer WHICHEVER ONE GETS ME TO THE SHOW QUICKER BITCH DAYUM

God wasted a perfectly good asshole when He put teeth in her mouth.

People who are afraid you'll leave them, accuse you of cheating and other heinous things, restrict your movements and actions, don't love or respect you. They possess you. You're an object to them and they have no problem smashing things.

Motherfuck I love shrooms