The German Government is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. They've called it the Wurst Käse scenario

Stop turning your website into markdown. Meaning lives in structure, hierarchy and context. Flatten it and you don’t make it machine-friendly, you make it meaningless. Yes, AI might fetch your .md file. That’s convenience, not trust, and it won't scale. www.jonoalderson.com/conjecture/m...

Honoured to be selected as a CSW70 participant with UN Women UK this International Women’s Day.

A hidden homepage causing site-name & favicon problems in Search. This was a weird one. The site used HTTPS, however there was a server-default HTTP homepage remaining.

📣 Google is launching UCP, a new open standard for agentic commerce and AI tools ... that will soon power a new checkout feature on eligible Google product listings in AI Mode in Search and the Gemini app 👇 blog.google/products/ads...

Oh hell no!

🔔 Did you know #OpenAI may keep a cached index of webpages? When a page is fresh or heavy on #JavaScript, #ChatGPT can generate answers from related cached pages. I built a small app using your OpenAI API to check the external_web_access endpoint Tests and context -> github.com/simodepth96/...

Fridays are for homemade pizza! 😋😋

I got a seat !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you @searchliaison.bsky.social and @divingfor.fun See you in a few weeks!!!!

Another amazing @brightonseo.com thank you for having us. Favourite speakers: Mike King, Simone De Palma, Greg Guilford and Lazarina Stoy!

I bought this T-shirt from a lovely Kelly Stance a few years ago. Great to have bumped into a few incredible people at #brightonseo. Day 1.

This is how autumn looks outside our house.

It's sad that we've normalised SEO conferences - that claim to educate on best practices - being openly sponsored by parasitical link vendors. That’s not just tone deaf; it’s disengenuous, hypocritical, and sells our classrooms those least interested in education and evolution.

Thank you for everything Alan. You will be missed.

A major brand asked me on an AI search webinar yesterday what I see as the biggest mistake brands are making right now and my knee-jerk response was “firing their SEO teams” 😅

He would lose his license. 😈

First time attending and presenting in SEO on the Beach, what an incredible experience. Everyone was so welcoming and warm. Here with some of the amazing people I spent time with! MJ Cachón Clara Soteras Estela Franco ALEYDA Greg Gillford Iñaki Huerta

Oh! Erm, I just saw a bunch of people and joined in. Lol, thank you Dutch community you were super welcoming!

Two apples. One from Lidl and one from the Co-Op. Both are crunchy, juicy and delicious, one is just small and half the price that the other one. The little is not so little. The big one is almost bigger than my hand.

Happy Sunday! ☺️ Thank you @alsoasked.com and @markwilliamscook.com for the lovely hoodie!!

"Yada Yada" 😆 youtu.be/U5sqkuCv8lA?...

Catching a bit of sunshine in Brighton. Btw, less than a month to BrightonSEO!

12:30 am and just finished decorating the house for my daughter who is 16 today! The cake is a heart 🤭 and it is her favourite: chocolate mud cake.

What a night at #SEOFomo in London!

The Gstaad Guy, my favourite character from Tiktok.

Anyone else joining #REDnote upon the imminent Tiktok ban in the US? 😭😭 I just did and I already found one of my favourite creators (Angelo, who makes funny impressions of Kim Kardashian).

If you seriously want to boost your dopamine and endorphin levels, listen to this. The latest release by Bad Bunny will immediately boost your mood this dark winter! open.spotify.com/track/5TFD2b...

@malcolmslade.bsky.social Welcome to BlueskySEO Malcolm!

School Uniform Rant. My first post this year has to be about our struggle to find school trousers for a 6'2 fourteen year old slim boy. There are long trousers for bigger children but it seems not many for slim ones. Still searching though, meanwhile, I have a cute frustrated teen at home.

Drive on the countryside on a misty day, then home to a lovely fireplace and lots of cheese and wine. Happy Christmas Holidays! 🎄🎄🎄

Wine and fireplace post Christmas dinner. 🎄🎄

For SEOs, did you know there is a piano virtuoso in our community? This guy can play anything from classical pieces to theatre pieces by Andrew Lloyd Webber. He is also an award winning pianist. He has played some great pieces in this family piano. Any clues? This guy is @dergal.bsky.social

This is how Christmas feels like on a sunny day in #Brighton!

Favourite brunch. 😋😋

Sausages and Mulled Wine at a Christmas market in Tower Bridge. 😋😋

Last day at my dearest Kurt Geiger. An emotional week to say the least. This was so far, one of the happiest places I have worked for. Today I handed over my dear laptop that travelled with me to 5 countries (a total of 7 trips abroad). Thank you for everything and Love you all at KG!

Grabbing a quick lunch with the amazing @clarasoteras.bsky.social! It was great to meet you and finally being able to make some space in our calendars to meet up.

This little friend here is one tradition I am yet to understand. 🤨 I go along with it as the children enjoy my scared face when I see this popping out of nowhere.🫣

Saturday at last! That means one thing, #vintage #fashion and baking! This picture was taken in 2022, just before I dyed my hair brown. I tried to recreate a #60s look inspired in Sharon Tate. Gosh, I want my blonde hair back! 😭

First cup of homemade Mulled Wine. Cheers!

Registered! Starting 2025 with a super 🔥🔥🔥 line up!!

Since it is still the weekend I will share a #vintage #fashion post I was shy to share on X. Two weeks ago, we went to a #MarilynMonroe exhibition in London. It was a little emotional to see some of her possessions. I am a huge fan of hers and once upon a time I used to dress like her just for fun.

Cómo alcanzar el éxito en E-commerce SEO 💰 mi presentación en el evento solidario #marketingxvalencia 👇 speakerdeck.com/aleyda/como-... El evento sigue con grandes ponencias durante el día de hoy, no te lo pierdas y apoya: marketingxvalencia.com 💪

Still thinking about what to post here. So far, I am enjoying reading everyone else!

I didn't understand Mastodon and I couldn't be bothered with Threads. Now trying this platform 😁 and see if finally this is a good replacement to X.