why are rich people so damn boring? if I had all the money in the world I would create my very own animation studio, pay all my employees really well and have them animate my favourite fanfictions

Rereading my wangxian Star Trek AU as I prepare to finish off the chapter I'm working on, and having the trippy experience of laughing at things I don't recall ever being funny enough to write.

Lan Zhan has this effect on people #mdzs #wangxian

was this an invitation or an ambush? #魔道祖师 #mdzs #wangningxian

Please consider: modern au teenji with a bowl cut and dressed like a mormon missionary 😔

You might see several artists mad about the bluesky policy update banning non-con, even artists who do not make that kind of material, and wonder why it's such a problem. If that's you, here is a quick breakdown: 🧵

Couldn't stop thinking about the idea of Wei Ying thinking out loud while circling Lan Wangji. Pray for LWJ, I hope he doesn't get dizzy. Drew this animation super quickly just to get it out of my system lol. #mdzs #wangxian

🐰WangXian Fic Rec of the Day🐰 One Good Thing by Yuu_chi Podfic by jellyfishfire Ghost WWX X LWJ who can see ghosts And yes it has happening!! ❤️❤️❤️ Fic: archiveofourown.org/works/21759226 Podfic: archiveofourown.org/works/23866921

WWX seeing LWJ’s cock for the first time and being like 😳 “it’s HUGE!” LWJ, ears blushing bright red like, “statistically it is only slightly larger than average.” And WWX like, “wait, you MEASURED?!!” And LWJ is forced to admit he did. He was curious!

It's live!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSGO...

#rhps #rockyhorror #film #movies #cult youtube.com/watch?v=6AoB...

Every day right now:

献舍

(LWJ/NHS, endgame Wangxian) Today’s thought is an AU in which NMJ/LXC are dating, maybe even married, but their younger brothers have more of a… situationship. Yes, it is kind of weird for all involved. But LWJ’s dating life is a disaster because he is emotionally unavailable.

So, I decided to try my hand at recording a podfic. I have no idea of the etiquette of these things. 🫣 I think I did ok? I’ll probably record the second chapter later today. Reborn in Blood by @fereael.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/704435...

And that’s how he ends up describing his last scene with NHS to WWX in scrupulous detail, watching as WWX gets redder and redder in the face, and then begins shifting uncomfortably in his seat, like he’s got ants in his pants all of a sudden. GOOD, LWJ thinks spitefully. Let him be uncomfortable.

For your consideration: horse spirit Wei Wuxian au (inspired by conversations on twitter with cerbykerby & qourmet)

#svsss #bingliushen oops

Wangxian save me, save me wangxian #mdzs #wangxian

This is the Revised Version of the podfic of "Closer" by @mimispearmint.bsky.social - because recording it the first time was 😍😏😁, because I need to register every little difference between the revised version and the threadfic, because I have a new mic and because my brain yowled at me to do it.

I just found Settings > Privacy > Social Features / Messaging and shut that down

Fic archiveofourown.org/works/659932... Podfic archiveofourown.org/works/676724...

Back from hiatus: "The Good Rain Knows its Season" Modern #wangxian AU with cultivation and reincarnation. archiveofourown.org/works/63343438

it’s so funny to me when fic writers go “this fic is a gift to my lovely friend XYZ, i’m grateful for your support over the years, etc” and it’s the nastiest smut you’ve ever read

the mortifying ordeal of looking at smut you have no memory of filming with your husband

the last chapter of tgcf is online. thank you all SO much for following me and I'm so happy and proud to be done with this project, after 1.5 years. ❤️😭

if anyone is interested in starting now, you have nearly 114 hours of audiobook to look forward to!

Colored the sketch + tested that “self-coloring lineart” trick from TikTok #mdzs #wangxian

Some Lan Wangji sketches (adult + teen) I kinda wanna draw him more consistently. Usually, what helps me is to make a bunch of quick face sketches. They might not turn out looking the way I wanted but it does help with remembering which combo of features gives better result #mdzs

Both wwx and lwj end up in detention for the rest of their natural lives. It does not appease lqr, however the story is told both at wangxian’s wedding, and as an urban legend around campus of “That One Time Even Lan Laoshi Was Too Ashamed To Read The Note”. //THE END!!//

With less grace than customary, lwj fumbles in his pocket. Three things happen: 1. Lwj hands lqr a folded note. 2. A second, unfolded note falls from lwj’s pocket. 3. Wwx, who had previously been seated a few desks away, materialises and eats the folded note from lqr’s palm.

wwx both solved problems and caused problems with sad flute music, so idk who's right. 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣

🐰WangXian Fic Rec of the Day🐰 There is no limited dimensions by Stratisphyre Podfic by @ladyen.ca A Very Tasty WangXian Star Trek AU🔥🔥🔥 No you dont need to know Star Trek (I don't and I had a great time!) Fic: archiveofourown.org/works/469539... Podfic: archiveofourown.org/works/561295...

In Germany, scientists have made a breakthrough in treating Parkinson’s by implanting a chip in the brain that sends precise signals to restore movement. A stunning leap in neuroscience—witness the power of innovation and the beauty of science in action. Powerfull content

🐰WangXian Fic Rec of the Day🐰 true gold fears no fire by defractum Podfic by @keriarentikai.bsky.social WangXian Royal AU🔥🔥🔥🔥 Fic: archiveofourown.org/works/238127... Podfic: archiveofourown.org/works/605040...

my sister texted me this and it made me laugh so explosively that my coworker was like “what’s so funny :)” and i couldn’t even begin to explain

Day 4 [Smile] for #WenQingbdaybash2025. Since a kid, Wen Qing would be the happiest with her family. WN too. #MDZS

🐰WangXian Fic Rec of the Day🐰 In Sleep, We by @diamondbruise Podfic by @keriarentikai.bsky.social A VERY tasty pre-war incense burner AU 👀👀 Fic: archiveofourown.org/works/38675790 Podfic: archiveofourown.org/works/68247976

Lesbingqiu on a date🥰 (or so binghe thinks) #scumvillainselfsavingsystem #bingqiu #svsss

the night that we met 🌙

Come back to gusu with me. #mdzs #wangxian

🐰WangXian Fic Rec of the Day🐰 Brilliant Mistake by traceyfic by @raitalarai.bsky.social My fave Preg!Xian AU!! and you also like PregXian remember that @PregxianAction is open on twt and go get those prompts!! Fic: archiveofourown.org/works/26666047 Podfic: archiveofourown.org/works/597211...

My second entry for @mdzsrbb.bsky.social with my talented writer @drpanda99.bsky.social ! Follow the link below for a Hellsing AU wangxian full of mystery, action, and promises through centuries🧛 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/691941... #魔道祖师 #忘羨 #MDZS #WangXian

Thanks to @hellinglaozu.bsky.social and this incredible Hellsing AU art! I was so inspired by these TWO incredible pieces! archiveofourown.org/works/691941...

Another art study, LQG the man that you are #LiuQingge #MyArt

Iconic lwj moment #mdzs #wangxian

Date night I finished all the extra chapters and I love these two sm #mdzs #wangxian