I can't believe the "New Yorker" REJECTED this cartoon!

If you're a writer or researcher who thinks AI is better than you at your job, I believe you. I just don't think you should pretend like your skill issue affects me

GET SALTMARSHED IDIOT 🧂

In other embarrassing news I’ve started doing ytube yoga (carefully vetted by my mother to make sure I wasn’t going to make my joints Worse) every morning, and you know how you go to bed looking craving your morning coffee? My horrible body wants coffee AND 20-30 min of hip stretches.

Wedging this into my narrowest hallway

New Podfic: "helplessly I answer" by @astronichter.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/79157436

How it’s going 🌟 (the comment made me laugh it’s fine)

🦝🥂🎉

PSA I’ve escaped Vienna

Logging on bc it’s the family cat’s bday

Full illustration commissions are open! More info below & DM me if you're interested! RBs are appreciated 💗

Reunion at Joyous Guard #Hansry #KCD2

"Your life should not be a museum." "Being alive is as special an occasion as it gets."

"Why do you suck on a strap-on? The girl doesn't feel anythin" You're WEAK, suck it until she feels it in her heart

Fujoshi angel making their gay knights kiss Siena 1300s

In case anyone’s wondering what I’m up to, still no one has let me into a PhD program so I’m funneling my exhausting neurotic brain into things like making insane spreadsheets to evaluate rider performance in motorcycle racing.

this is why you shouldnt believe what you see on the internet. It was actually closer to 50 years. His name was Porphyrios, he actually caused the creation of entirely new trading routes just to avoid him and was declared enemy of the state by Justinian. He is the hero we need.

I LOVE HERR I MISS HERRRRR WHYS SHE DOING LEG KABEDON

Malta Hoseok

tearing shit up

I have since spiralled into murky gross 3pm exhaustion BUT this morning I made a little nest on my sofa with a giant coffee and my flat was pretty. Ignore the aluminum foil in the sofa idek man. We’re all trying.

Dude my dad built the cat a fort

Additionally I’m still crocheting useless items (these will be press-ganged into a tote bag when I decide on the rest of the design)

New low: texted my mother a pdf of a work publication like “hey you’re always asking what I’m up to! It is unfortunately mostly this!”

Teaching myself to crochet so I could “do something I don’t need to look at” while I watch motorcycle racing podcasts in subtitled Italian. Did not consider knitting (don’t need to look to knit). Considered quitting and learning Italian. Now I have this little sun full of my rage.

www.tigertigercomic.com/tiger-tiger/... things are getting progressively weirder in todays tigers!

Falin 🐓🐉 #dungeonmeshi #falin #fanart #deliciousindungeon #falinfanart

1/2021-1/2025 After 4 years, Howl is finally finished! A companion and a project of love to me; I hope it keeps inspiring magic and creativity. 🧿🩵 See the rest of the thread for close ups! #howlsmovingcastle #howlcosplay #katsucon2025 #embroidery

One of the worst phases of my life (not now lol, 2015-16) I couldn’t drink for medical reasons, and now I’m living through whatever all this is in the city that per my own rules is the one place in this fucking universe where I cannot smoke a single stress cigarette. Poetic. Annoying. Probably good.

Oh no I think the Europeans are trying to figure out Peanut Cream

💛 fried plantains 💛

www.tigertigercomic.com/tiger-tiger/... tigers day...

I seriously recommend this absolutely gorgeous and super inventive comic to everyone, the characters are so endearing and the plot has me on the edge of my seat kicking my little feet awaiting updates

guys we fixed the humanities phd jobs crisis

Drawn for this years holiday exchange #nirvanainfire

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Going thru my email inbox and chugging bad but like ok admittedly not USA-bad espresso asking why do I have five emails about the hot market for bloodletting (not spam)

Snapping a billion fan photos of a few dry season controlled burns from this airplane

Successfully maneuvered myself to a point where my mother is implying that it would be great if I moved back to the UK to be closer to home. The words “only a six hour flight” were uttered.

Birthday presents from me to me lmao 🩵

“To turn off, go to Settings > Apps > Photos on iOS and turn off Enhanced Visual Search. On Mac, open Photos and go to Settings > General to do the same. You must do it on each of your Apple devices.”

Dad telling me he slept 12 hours like dude who was emailing me Wired articles at 6:44AM from ur email address then

wwx from today #mdzs

Woke up from an elaborate anxiety dream that ended with trying to escape by swimming away from a dangerous “pet” lion in the dark surf and then thru a town and finally thru a forest trying to get my dad out, led by a white stoat?? Probably fine way to start the year. No augur problem at all.

She thinks I woke up to feed her. But it was to go to the dmv 😔

Seen a few folks astonished by my lack of support for ChatGPT and similar. Because AI, right? Yeah, no. What we have right now is glorified autocorrect. Glorified autocorrect that takes the energy of an entire city to do what it does, plus half of Lake Erie to cool down while it's doing it.