Okay, so. I know I cannot be the only one with a king-sized rant about Heated Rivalry ep 5. I am late watching, for sure, please tell me some hockey podcast has already had an anyeurism about everything ep 5 happy fucking new year

Most insane bot comment I've ever received may have actually used all 5000 characters

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🐇 New Fic Alert: The Homosexual Introvert's Guide to Heterosexual Speed Dating 🛻 MDZS, Wangxian 🛻 44,295 words 🛻 Fandom Trumps Hate 🛻 Speed Dating 🛻 Threat of Labubu archiveofourown.org/works/76150411

I have one major complaint with Heated Rivalry: Shane leaves his socks on during sex

So is it made FOR the omega, or FROM the omega...?

Things I've never done before today: hit a person in the head with a pickleball Things I've done as of tonight: hit five (5) people in the head with a pickleball Go big or go home, kids

The MCs said to take the floral centrepieces home, so my slightly drunken friend who I was driving home insisted I had to take it. When I pointed out I didn't want her dropping all that water in my car, she took out all the flowers, poured the water into the teapot and shoved the vase into my hands

False alarm, I forgot about the one small corner of my closet (the one my cat likes, because she can hide behind especially long garments) that coughed up an acceptable outfit. Now I just have to shove some cash in a card and survive two chinese banquets in a row, let's do this

The trouble with discarding all of your semi-formal femme clothes and shoes, is that now you have no semi-formal outfit, femme or otherwise, to wear to this wedding reception on Saturday, and you're broke af 🙃

god damn it

One way or the other, I'm gonna have either the best or the worst baseball hangover this weekend

You know you're old when your playlist goes, "I'll find a payphone babe" and the child in your car wants to know what that means

Update: the wedding is still on

Friend: I'm getting married! Me: Congratulations! Friend: Please come to my reception! Me: Gladly! Friend: btw, you studied jewelry, right? Me: Gemmology, yes Friend: Great, can you tell me if this diamond is real? Me: Friend: Me: Well this is awkward

Is it wrong that I want to explain to people with the emotional regulation skills of a toddler, that fanfic authors are not responsible for their garment-rending distress, by dumping a bucket of spiders over their heads?

🐰WangXian Fic Rec of the Day🐰 Your Heart, My Table by @spodumene.bsky.social Podfic by @auntieiroh.bsky.social & @raitalarai.bsky.social This Modern AU is somehow so feelsy yet so cozy🥺🥺🥺🥺 Fic: archiveofourown.org/works/31331252 Podfic: archiveofourown.org/works/62611162

That awkward moment when you refuse to buy tickets to an hp event because you don't want to give jkr money, and then the trans friend in your group pipes up with, "I'm in! Put me down for one!" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Thank you, El, you are very kind🩷🐇🩷🐇🩷

So, the metric system is obviously superior. However: Every inch of skin >>> Every centimetre of skin

I am trying to decide if I can compose a diplomatic complaint to my strata about laundry detergent fumes, because when the smell being pumped through my window is so noxious, so revolting, so toxic that I end up vomitting through a migraine, all I want to do is launch a molotov cocktail instead

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My sisters have given me an abundance of adorable stickers, and I have no idea where to stick any of them

Everyone complaining and arguing about Jaejoong like it's 2009

Tedious email, first draft: "You're bad at this, because you're stupid, and all of you were clearly kids who deserved to be pummeled in dodgeball, but that's no excuse for being racist. So, you know. Stop." (The dodgeball thing is probably a low blow, but I sincerely feel like they deserve it...)

Urgent notice from my strata

Finally worked up the nerve to watch/listen to Poet | Artist, like don't worry, it'll be fine! It was not fine Even the cats came over to check on me, like are you gonna die without giving us our dinner? We really want dinner. Please stop crying

Sister: wtf are you recommending to me, amazon?! Me: hmm? Sister: *proffers phone* what does this look like to you? Me: ...weirdly shaped bottle opener? Sister: cock ring. It's a cock ring, ffs Me: oh Sister: Me: ...do you need a new-- Sister: fuck OFF

Ghost king meeting🕺💫 #TGCF

People up in arms about the mdzs hardcovers being hot garbage in between beautiful new art (fair), meanwhile I am still offended about the misinformation on jade in the glossary of ALL their books, like sure, just keep printing your empire of LIES

Mortified to discover that I can still sing along to the opening theme of Fushigi Yuugi

Me: I'm going to find a NEW story with NEW characters to be my next hyperfixation The anime I dropped after a dozen episodes in 2006: お久しぶり! 💕 Me: Fuck

Why comment on a fic to ask me a question and then block me so I can't reply? Not that I'm devastated to be avoiding another discussion about wwx's chastity, but can't people just like. Not do that?

Going 90 down the highway on my drive home today, I got passed by a motorcycle whose rider was wearing just a t-shirt, cargo shorts, and teva sandals, very underdressed cowboy on a steel horse

*scrolling through the oubing tag nodding in approval* yes, good, hug him with all six arms, now have you kissed him with all three heads...

Gratuitous descriptions of food. I have a compulsive need to know what characters are eating, so you WILL suffer through their itemized lunch order with me

Will someone plz explain to me what drives a person to sign up for a skills clinic in a sport they've never played before, only to gleefully scoff, sneer, and eyeroll their way through the whole thing? What's with the desperate need to reject all instruction? Is this a new kink I don't know about?

Never a dull moment at your building's annual zoom AGM, with two owners getting into a screaming match in multiple languages before the moderator muted them, but hey, at least you didn't tell anyone to "Shut the fuck up!" with a hot mic this year

I once got lost in a townhouse complex that only had one road going in or out of it. So, no.

Wow, that was a lot of running through hallways

Watching Severance with my swiss cheese brain has been somewhat challenging. I watch the recap before each episode, inevitably exclaiming, "I don't remember that... Nope, I don't remember that..." which is to say, I am so unprepared for the finale tomorrow, it's gonna be great

Having to depend on someone for something essential when that person is aggressively showering you with unwanted attention to the point where even your sisters are like, "Is he..?" and you're emphatically like, "No!!!" but also, "...No??" ...is exhausting

This makes me feel so old and tired and sad. RIP Wheesung. I hope you're singing Insomnia with Jonghyun up in heaven

5~! Hours~!! Left~!!!

Desperately trying to recall the appointment I attended this past Tuesday, which I must have attended, because it's sitting in my calendar, and the person who I went to see keeps asking me questions about the things I supposedly said, but there's nothing between my ears but sponge cake

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Signed up for Fandom Trumps Hate this year, so if you've ever wanted a custom Spod fic, now's your chance. Auction post lives here: fth2025offerings.dreamwidth.org/266991.html Anyone without Bluesky can talk to me here: spodumene.dreamwidth.org/1537.html If it's not on the NOPE list, just ask :)

There's something so uniquely engrossing about watching what is probably a second date go from weird and awkward, to weird and off-putting, to what the actual fuck are these people on about?? And gosh, I hope they tipped well

Need to stay off twitter. Open the app to answer a msg, see tweets from the guy I ghosted (who is unaware I have twitter) and the girl who [redacted]. Blocking doesn't work? Trying to be here instead, but I feel like everyone saw my mental breakdown 6 months ago so now I should just evaporate 😓