Real “I NEED TO BE MOTIVATED!!!!” hours when everything went from correctly joking about Graham’s death to now just being mad at Democrats. Would be great for voters and poasters alike to realize: you don’t like the messaging of Dems this AM? Go out and replace them in a primary!

The whole reason for these kicking-and-screaming posts is to continue trying to be “right” online. Dems didn’t cover themselves in glory, but anyone posting like Jane did help influence the macro environment for swing and normie voters to stay home or vote Trump bc Dems were seen to be “feckless”

I just want it to be known that a lot of people’s faves are responsible for not just amplifying Ken but Stoller and especially Grim when they were going after HRC and Biden—anyone seen as a mainstream Dem. They are certainly complicit in those dudes plus the ones below having any oxygen online!!

Mexico played a Florida-ass World Cup. Never left the state, lost the first game they played against real competition.

Eat so much shit, El Tri

England does not know the level of CONCACAF that’s gonna come their way. Biblical levels of it

Sir, there’s been a second red given by VAR

They saw this post

I hate that this is my current state but I need Morocco to pull it together to expose and eliminate Canada’s brand of anti-soccer to prevent the most annoying Canadians from experiencing any joy

Renato Veiga looks exactly like Zack Fox, and I need SOMEONE to agree with me that I’m not seeing things

The Supreme Court decides LeBron James CAN return to Cleveland in a 5-4 decision; Alito (shithead) and Thomas (worse) write the dissent that he should join the Warriors

At this point they should just start the quarterfinals onwards at the CFB Playoff sites to take it to true American sicko levels of sports watching

Crazy work

The issue since 2015 is that a lot of people (including a lot of your faves!) think that Dem politicians need to convince you and others into voting for them by converting you into a “fan.” That’s wrong, and I think partially caused both Dem losses in 2016 and 2020

This is true but I can’t figure out to what this RT, and the original Grossman post, are riffing off. If it’s just “too online wannabe political consultants are again making up a Democratic guy to get made at,” buddies, I have a wonderful soccer tournament that you can tap into to log off.

who are the dickheads who scheduled the USMNT game for 3pm Friday. Bozo behavior

We’re gonna win the fucking World Cup

It’s called soccer now

Really appreciate Tim Baltz’s post-Righteous Gemstones career move

I’ve done an inexplicable thing.

The thing with Republican voters is they’re all idiots, so throwing them a small bone keeps them in line. All Dem-leaning voters are Goldilocks masquerading as a political consultant. As @cooperlund.online always points out, criticizing Dems allows you to gain clout among Dem-leaners.

It’s probably “Paper Planes” tbh

She’s always sucked, though, now she’s just worse?

Walk-up music should be “Cousins”

Thread starts out correct and then you go, Ah, see, these two things are very much related!

It’s easier to get mad at mom than rightfully and continually direct your anger at your shithead dad

Glad the Internet is finally (after a decade) realizing it’s not actually productive discourse to entertain dipshits online who think they can Goldilocks their way through political choices, when our current reality is very black and white: a D next to the name is all you need 99% of the time

okay but like the burden is literally on us

I will remain a bonafide NFL hater and say I wish nothing but the worst for both of these fanbases while my favorite pro football team, the Browns, exists in its eternal state of malaise and will never come close to this game in my lifetime

Read this as “Ho Spice” at first. Anyways, my great-uncle was Lou’s HS football coach who got Lou into coaching, so I appreciate my family had the long-tail effect of bringing this graphic to fruition.

Bluesky should have a feature where if you get into an argument about whether an elected Democrat’s message was good or bad your phone delivers you an electric shock and makes you do a ten minute mindfulness lesson

It’s incredible how much I hate the Steelers that I’m actively steamed for a pro team from Detroit AND I stopped truly caring about the Browns when I was, like, 15

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I finally watched The Chair Company last night and my high school alma mater was randomly mentioned in the opening scene. It’s a level of central Ohio that I didn’t think could be produced and relayed

Remember that the Michigan fanbase is primarily composed of the lamest rich kids from the Tri-State who couldn’t get into an elite Ivy, so they slummed it in the Midwest for four years before moving to the coasts to become the worst boss you ever had.

While College Football BlueSky routinely shits on Ohio State fans for being rubes (we are), remember that these are your base Michigan fans, in the flesh!

The Guardians benefitting makes me think God’s gifting me specifically

HELLO

COLUMBUS, OH > AUSTIN, TX

How many times do you think Travis has made a “McDoom” joke to Taylor in the booth tonight?

Huge week for sports fans from northeast Ohio who also happen to be extremely culturally Catholic

*taps post*

Don’t know who cares about this post or me, but I’m taking a break from Bluesky for my own mental health (been off it til now since earlier this week). I’ll be back eventually because I love this app but my reply guy ass will be MIA for a bit. See yinz soon 🫡

Mike Doss

Messi and Inter Miami getting bounced by the shambolic Atlanta United is so, so, so jokes

YOUR undefeated Cleveland Cavaliers

Cavaliers up 41 vs Warriors...