Today's work trip is suddenly cancelled due to someone else getting sick. Leave early and have Early Time for Beer y/y/turbo y

Them Bobcats, Eh

DOINK

It's not 5-3 anymore booooooo

Lexus is using Landslide for its December to Remember. Fuck you, Lexus. Also, it's November.

Give up a kickoff return TD AND a punt return TD to lose to the Jets.

Of course Iowa has a tight end named Large.

Me flirting:

Could have posted this earlier because I took the day off, but, eh. We apologize for the delay.

THE YEAR IS 1993 Also, Starter is on line one and would like to chat

Oh, this is an easy prompt for me.

If by bologna he was hit, you must acquit

When my college football team loses to its rival

This feels like waste, fraud, and abuse, has anyone notified DOGE

Watching #MACtion this evening as is right and proper Glory to #MACtion

THEM BOBCATS IMO

Played Young Qaxxar's first round on a full-length course today. He got four pars, so he's off to a great start.

Postseason baseball: Pain, agony, then a team with an eleventy bajillion dollar payroll wins

That sucked.

Well that sucked

Walk off replay review?

LET'S GO 18 INNINGS AGAIN

World Series Hero Ernie Clement.

That was a football game. Let us never speak of it again.

It is Halloween and therefore time to enjoy adult candy

fraud fraud fraud fraud fraud fraud fraud fraud LOVELY FRAUD, WONDERFUL FRAUD

There have been some ... interesting baserunning decisions tonight.

DACOACHOISSAREDDYTABRINGDAELLESSOOTIGAHBACKTOGLORYGOTIGAH

ATTALUNGLASSDACOACHOHASRETURNEDTODAELLESSOOGOTIGAH

/sees the Stiller uniforms

Wasn't pretty, but Them Bobcats survived four quarters in Ypsi.

Today is my Friday, so we're doing this early this week

Great. The Dodgers against the CanaDodgers.

Fox with the famous "now that the Mariners are losing, did you know they've never been to the Series" graphic Fuck you, and I'm not even a Mariner fan

First round of golf today in more than a year, and first for Young Qaxxar since he was like 10. We played like crap, but we had a blast.

If only Utah wore yellow

INSURANCE WHALE

CATCH THE DAMN BALL

Oh nooooooo

This week sucked beyond all measure, and it now is over, thank the gods.

Currently watching Shane Bieber pitch to Josh Naylor.

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand. "Pro se amended complaint"

Words cannot describe how much I hate these ChatGPT commercials

So these refs are having a night Terry McAuliffe might kill someone

Please welcome Penn State head coach Curt Cignetti

THE DREADED QUAD COMMERCIAL

Ah, it's time for another episode of Waking Up For No Reason With Random Back Pain

Okay, I'm going to bed, see you all in the morning for the top of the 29th

That's a foul ball