Guess they couldn't

Simon has left the band and whats worse Alvin said our band is called Alvin and the Chipmunk now. like im just a thing

Stepped away from my computer while in a call with my wife to go help my mom and i came back to my wife looking up "How to eat 20 badgers without getting sick" on screenshare

can't get over this part of the stream @snapcube.gay

We (the entire class) had to explain the difference between depression (the mood) and depression (the disorder) like he was 5

Guy in my class started yelling at his phone because he heard people were getting disability for clinical depression and anxiety

Can someone just shoot me in the head already I'm tired of the emotional rollercoaster

DSA member now btw

Commanders if you don't win I'm going to kill myself

Look at my wife dawg 😭

Please save me Millennial woman

They call me smallmellow Because I am small and mellow in relation to my wife

My autistic daughter I love

Having a pretty good night all things considered

Kill me

Look we don't need to belabor the point, and I'm not even saying that I am one of these people, but we unfortunately must admit that there is a moral superiority to having been a sega kid that is frankly annoying but also correct.

Do you think Edward Scissorhands is able to,,, You know,,,

Autism, the reason is autism

This 21-year-old woman loves to swing for an amazing reason!

Fat teto baby

This would be sweet if I had any intention of ever drawing again

my bitch retarded

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Decided I'm going to start writing letters addressed to no one, filled with positive messages, and leaving them across the trails near my house.

Saw mega-steve today

She stared frottingly at her lover "Frot me harder twinkhon"

Thanks YouTube Ads

Fuck cultural gender, I'm gonna start calling people grammatical genders

Toki pona li... toki ike?!?

Ranking my girlfriends [Thread]

Oh lol so he's definitely gonna win huh?

Every account I run is 18+ btw. If you are under 18 and follow me, you WILL be violating the law. The hollystasi WILL come to your house at night

Erich Honecker should have never opened the Berlin wall

Up early doing important research

Found a man on a mission today at pride

In regards to my latest repost... Over the past week, I've been having a bit of a bad time. Some people I considered to be very dependable and close to me responded with hostility after I shared with them something I discovered about myself... ... so I have some thoughts about it. [Vent(?) Thread]

Some friendly advice. If someone tries to share something with you that they like and enjoy, don't shit on it and make fun of it. They are opening up to you and you will make it so they close off and never share with you when. It's very disrespectful and can potentially ruin the entire friendship.

This is about increasing crop yields and preserving soil quality, you hare-brained Luddites.

She should be fatter

Then it happened, something snapped in my mind. My lawyers have advised me not to go through with this joke uhm

Me and my followers love to play a little game called "we do a little trolling." That's almost as fun as the other game we play; called "mommy is drunk and remembered the password to the account again."

Remember folx, every pride month it's YOUR civic duty to kill at least one straightie.

this shirt really speaks to me

I love it when the y blued the sky blue twitter post tweet

thank you donald's diaper very cool